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Neveo

@cumslugneveo.bsky.social

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THE ONES THAT HOLY EYES WILL CHASE AND JUST THAT I'M STRUGGLING AS ALWAYS

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Neveo @cumslugneveo.bsky.social · Jul 6

average conversation with my good friend katherine

Neveo @cumslugneveo.bsky.social · 1d

its the hope that really kills you

Neveo @cumslugneveo.bsky.social · 2d

oh boy the seattle mariners play baseball again tonight!

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Neveo @cumslugneveo.bsky.social · 4d

this game is on CRACK

Neveo @cumslugneveo.bsky.social · 14d

do you get lonely or

Neveo @cumslugneveo.bsky.social · 19d

guy whos main takeway from steely dans hit song "Deacon Blues" was that you should get in a car accident and die

Neveo @cumslugneveo.bsky.social · 20d

the los angeles dodgers are superimposing ads for uma musume pretty derby on live tv right now

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Neveo @cumslugneveo.bsky.social · 20d

yeah but im in a boot for the next month

Neveo @cumslugneveo.bsky.social · 20d

the first scratch after getting a cast off hits like crack cocaine. they need to bottle and sell this to people for the instant relief it gives

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cola @colamander.bsky.social · 24d

MF DOOM:
Slip like Freudian
Your first and last step to playing yourself like accordion

ME:
this guys clever as fuck

HUMANOID WORM DRAKE:
you used to call me on my gel phone

Sleeved yugioh card: humanoid worm drake, a weird dragon made of slime

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Siobhán @MCM London AA P-09 @optimusprinkeps.bsky.social · Sep 12

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Marie 👑 @amongusyaoi.bsky.social · Sep 10

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live

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Melly Fiore @mellyinchains.bsky.social · Sep 4

yeah mine too buddy

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Neveo @cumslugneveo.bsky.social · Sep 8

not going to sew more silksong discourse but if you are the person who made those fucking flying drill enemies it is on sight brother

Neveo @cumslugneveo.bsky.social · Sep 5

Neveo @cumslugneveo.bsky.social · Aug 31

guy who specifically refers to his pubic hair as "the ol herbert walker"

Neveo @cumslugneveo.bsky.social · Aug 30

hearing the jingle of jester bells down the hall and sighing because i know im about to be ground zero for whatever new bit you have cooked up

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Neveo @cumslugneveo.bsky.social · Aug 27

hey can you give me some more star pieces for your mom, i need to get her to 3 stars still

Neveo @cumslugneveo.bsky.social · Aug 26

feeling like shit in the uma musume world and trying to end it all by throwing myself into the horse girl only lane right after school gets out

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Ms. Ancient Weapon @goblinaccountant.bsky.social · Aug 22

@cumslugneveo.bsky.social "Evil fucked up Katherine 'I've never had sex and I'm straight' "

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Neveo @cumslugneveo.bsky.social · Aug 22

Sorry but you're gonna need 20 insight to perceive that pussy

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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · Aug 21

delay silksong again I wasn't looking

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Neveo @cumslugneveo.bsky.social · Aug 14

i love her stupid faces

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LazzyRats @lazzyrats.play-oyh.com · Jun 26

NOTHING ELSE MATTERS MORE TO ME GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Neveo @cumslugneveo.bsky.social · Aug 13

Lmao this is incredible, excellent work