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cumulowolf.bsky.social
Cumulo
@cumulowolf.bsky.social
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Stormy Waff 🐺 | Severe Wx Researcher ⛈️ | Runner who doesn't stretch enough | Feed me bread and coffee | When thunder roars get on all fours ⚡
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Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 9h
Your ramblings are the only thing I’d never try to find a cheaper imitation of.

No 'Great Value' ramblings.
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Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 15h
Choccy brings up a good point here
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Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 1d
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Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 1d
I don't like you.
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Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 1d
Please help settle an argument between my spouse and I...

My dog got this new toy named "Maddy Long Legs"

What do you think this spider does for a living?
A Bark Box toy spider. A close-up of a Bark Box toy spider
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Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 1d
So the big bed is for your dog and you sleep on the dog bed on the floor?
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Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 2d
Pubic alopecia is crippling our great nation and it's high time you treat this condition with the sensitivity it deserves
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Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 2d
The Big Bad Wolf sitting on a toilet was not on my bingo card for Halloween decorations to see at the store
A porcelain statue of the Big Bad Wolf dressed in Grandma's clothes sitting on a toilet
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Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 2d
But how does it handle King Ass Ripper?
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Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 5d
Yeah! We can totally throw together something if you'd like!
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Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 5d
Final Update: I'm home! Cardiac stress test and echocardiogram are clear.

No blockages or funky valves so no surgery needed. They ultimately don't know why this event occurred & told me to monitor it.

Regardless, I believe the best course of treatment going forward is for furries to flop on me. 👉👈
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Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 5d
There was a shift change at the hospital and these three knuckleheads are my new attending physicians.

I hope I'm in good paws!

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A Bernese mountain dog, lynx, and green lizard bully a poor helpless wolf in his hospital bed.
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Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 5d
Waiting for more normies to approach me when I'm in fursuit and be like "you're fuzzy, do you know this dude?"
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Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 5d
Hospital: We're going to do a cardiac test to see how your heart responds to extreme physical exertion

The Test:
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Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 5d
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Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 5d
There was a shift change at the hospital and these three knuckleheads are my new attending physicians.

I hope I'm in good paws!

🐕‍🦺 @rrruff.cofurries.social
🐱 @blunarlynx.bsky.social
🦎 @tornadolizard.bsky.social
A Bernese mountain dog, lynx, and green lizard bully a poor helpless wolf in his hospital bed.
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Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 6d
Update: Moved out of the ER to the main hospital, still no Medbed, blood tests show my heart is damaged and we don't know why/how bad, more tests in the morning.

I should've brought my fursuit and taken some good #FursuitFriday hospital pics.
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Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 6d
Would you still hang out with me if they amputated my paws?
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Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 6d
Still waiting on my Medbed card and access to alien Medbed technology.
A sad Cumulo sits in his emergency room bed
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Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 6d
With your tail raised...got it.
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Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 8d
I do
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Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 8d
Government Shutdown Day 1: A furloughed Cumulo has time to make bread!

Focaccia covered in Rosemary, Oregano, Pretzel Salt, and Garlic Cloves
Focaccia Bread
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Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 13d
Exaaaaactly 🧃🧃🧃
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Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 13d
I believe you're describing cults
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Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 13d
Nice to e-read this e-post e-friend!
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Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 14d
What about tighter jockstraps?
Just...you know...throwing ideas out there.
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