I don’t care what none of yall say, Tayo the Little Bus is peak 😤

The sexual tension between these two is insane!! 🤩 😳 🥵

jacking off is unrealistic

perfecting my voice lines and maintaining my established lore at work like I’m an NPC from a Bethesda game

alright guys, that’s it. I’m gonna say it 😡😡

Ocelot, complaining about Snake (probably) #metalgear

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No thoughts, head smelly. 👃 🧠

Spent Saturday night getting lost on the way to a sports game that we never got to see in the first place lol

Still had fun, though 🤷

Help she’s got me cornered 😰
@moistmatt.bsky.social

Ooohhhhhhh my godddd guys, Scavengers Reign 🤯 💗

Hey how quick do you think they’d kick you out of a pottery studio for taking a bite out of the clay? Just like, a good chunk of cold, wet clay. Just like a mouthful. How quick do you think they’d step in? I know I wouldn’t, if I was them, but like… How much clay would you have to eat-

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