Pete Zaparti
@curmudgejohn.bsky.social
He/Him
Bills Mafia
Overburdened with mitochondrial challenges
Bills Mafia
Overburdened with mitochondrial challenges
Let's say it happens at 2 AM. You're sound asleep, but someone in your house is awake and hears the news. Do you want them to wake you or wait until the morning so you can wake up to the glorious new day?
You should probably have this conversation with your loved ones now, before it's too late.
You should probably have this conversation with your loved ones now, before it's too late.
February 18, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Let's say it happens at 2 AM. You're sound asleep, but someone in your house is awake and hears the news. Do you want them to wake you or wait until the morning so you can wake up to the glorious new day?
You should probably have this conversation with your loved ones now, before it's too late.
You should probably have this conversation with your loved ones now, before it's too late.
No one is banning dogs from any city and if you believe they are you're a moron.
February 18, 2026 at 1:53 AM
No one is banning dogs from any city and if you believe they are you're a moron.
Goddam Olympics making me cry
February 16, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Goddam Olympics making me cry
Wait, so we might all have to get new social security numbers because DOGE fucked up and they want to put all of our voter information into a single database? How exactly does that secure our elections?
February 16, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Wait, so we might all have to get new social security numbers because DOGE fucked up and they want to put all of our voter information into a single database? How exactly does that secure our elections?
"His form looked a little off on that triple Lutz and his movements are a little jerky. Not very graceful" I say out loud from my couch between fist fulls of potatoes chips 10mg of gummies in. #olympics
February 15, 2026 at 9:09 PM
"His form looked a little off on that triple Lutz and his movements are a little jerky. Not very graceful" I say out loud from my couch between fist fulls of potatoes chips 10mg of gummies in. #olympics
I'm left leaning af, but I don't really have a problem with voter ID as long as the ID accepted is free and easy to acquire like a birth certificate or social security card.
February 15, 2026 at 4:11 PM
I'm left leaning af, but I don't really have a problem with voter ID as long as the ID accepted is free and easy to acquire like a birth certificate or social security card.
Leave it to me and my three little millimeters to ruin valentines day.
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Kidney stone
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February 15, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Leave it to me and my three little millimeters to ruin valentines day.
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Kidney stone
Pam Bondi tried to steal a four year old's dog?
February 14, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Pam Bondi tried to steal a four year old's dog?
Gotta get in on that grift
February 13, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Gotta get in on that grift
Why do the mayonnaise labels all say "real" mayonnaise? Is there fake mayonnaise?
February 13, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Why do the mayonnaise labels all say "real" mayonnaise? Is there fake mayonnaise?
Reposted by Pete Zaparti
🚨In December 2016, Epstein invited Bill Gates to his island and informed him that “new administration people” were visiting.
This was sent exactly one month before Trump was inaugurated for his first term.
This was sent exactly one month before Trump was inaugurated for his first term.
February 13, 2026 at 2:12 AM
🚨In December 2016, Epstein invited Bill Gates to his island and informed him that “new administration people” were visiting.
This was sent exactly one month before Trump was inaugurated for his first term.
This was sent exactly one month before Trump was inaugurated for his first term.
Reposted by Pete Zaparti
Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
Can we say "cunt" on here? I'm about to find out because Pam Bondi is a detestable cunt.
Goldman: "Will the survivors and victims who are here please stand up one more time. By show of hands, how many of you or your loved ones actually have met with the DOJ? None ... How many of you were ignored by the DOJ? All of them." (Bondi responds by smearing Goldman.)
February 12, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Can we say "cunt" on here? I'm about to find out because Pam Bondi is a detestable cunt.
"Democracts keep bringing up the Epstein files only because they want to use them against Donald Trump"
So you're admitting the Epstein files are damaging to Trump
So you're admitting the Epstein files are damaging to Trump
February 11, 2026 at 5:00 PM
"Democracts keep bringing up the Epstein files only because they want to use them against Donald Trump"
So you're admitting the Epstein files are damaging to Trump
So you're admitting the Epstein files are damaging to Trump
Reposted by Pete Zaparti
Can Judiciary Dems please hire an experienced litigator to conduct brief tutorials for members on how to question witnesses effectively. I realize this isn’t a courtroom and Bondi is determined just to yell and scream but we aren’t getting much done here either giving speeches.
February 11, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Can Judiciary Dems please hire an experienced litigator to conduct brief tutorials for members on how to question witnesses effectively. I realize this isn’t a courtroom and Bondi is determined just to yell and scream but we aren’t getting much done here either giving speeches.
Pam Bondi ignoring the Epstein victims. This one photo sums up the entire hearing
February 11, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Pam Bondi ignoring the Epstein victims. This one photo sums up the entire hearing
I'M TALKING LOUDER SO I MUST BE RIGHT
That's what this hearing boils down to
That's what this hearing boils down to
February 11, 2026 at 4:22 PM
I'M TALKING LOUDER SO I MUST BE RIGHT
That's what this hearing boils down to
That's what this hearing boils down to
Will you apologize to the Epstein survivors for your mishandling of the release of the Epstein files?
THE DOW JONES IS OVER 50,000
So... no?
THE DOW JONES IS OVER 50,000
So... no?
Bondi crashes out over Epstein: "The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader as I hear, Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about."
February 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Will you apologize to the Epstein survivors for your mishandling of the release of the Epstein files?
THE DOW JONES IS OVER 50,000
So... no?
THE DOW JONES IS OVER 50,000
So... no?
Why are no republicans asking Pam Bondi about the Epstein files?
February 11, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Why are no republicans asking Pam Bondi about the Epstein files?
Pam Bondi is the fucking worst
February 11, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Pam Bondi is the fucking worst
The FBI raided Fulton county election offices for the same reason we invaded a sovereign nation and arrested their president, because Degenerative Brain Disorder Don thinks Hugo Chaves hacked the 2020 election
February 11, 2026 at 3:34 AM
The FBI raided Fulton county election offices for the same reason we invaded a sovereign nation and arrested their president, because Degenerative Brain Disorder Don thinks Hugo Chaves hacked the 2020 election
Why is Thomas Massie the ONLY republican talking about the Epstein files?
February 11, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Why is Thomas Massie the ONLY republican talking about the Epstein files?
Did they put mercury in the Gatorade again because what the fuck?
February 11, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Did they put mercury in the Gatorade again because what the fuck?
Someone on here said the republican platform can be summed up as "we want to abuse children and we want you to pay for it" I can't find that person now, but they were 100% correct
Police in Bloomington, MN just announced that one of the guys they arrested in an underage sex trafficking sting was a **background checker for ICE agents.**
He had a high security clearance in the Trump administration... and he was caught trying to abuse children. Sickening.
He had a high security clearance in the Trump administration... and he was caught trying to abuse children. Sickening.
February 11, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Someone on here said the republican platform can be summed up as "we want to abuse children and we want you to pay for it" I can't find that person now, but they were 100% correct