Pete Zaparti
@curmudgejohn.bsky.social
He/Him
Bills Mafia
Overburdened with mitochondrial challenges
Bills Mafia
Overburdened with mitochondrial challenges
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Pete Zaparti
@curmudgejohn.bsky.social
· Mar 19
I made this prediction on 12/14/24. I hope I'm wrong, but it doesn't look good
Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman earns a college degree
December 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman earns a college degree
I've been trying to pinpoint where it all went wrong in the US and I know the popular answer is usually "Reagan" but I think it was all truly lost on December 15 2012, the day after Sandy Hook, when nothing changed. There was never any coming back from that. Before then, I had hope. That's now gone
December 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I've been trying to pinpoint where it all went wrong in the US and I know the popular answer is usually "Reagan" but I think it was all truly lost on December 15 2012, the day after Sandy Hook, when nothing changed. There was never any coming back from that. Before then, I had hope. That's now gone
Does anyone else just not give a shit anymore? I'm just so tired
December 8, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Does anyone else just not give a shit anymore? I'm just so tired
Josh Allen is a God
December 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Josh Allen is a God
Bills D is trash
December 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Bills D is trash
Bills defense needs to figure out how get off the field on third down
December 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Bills defense needs to figure out how get off the field on third down
New recession indicator just dropped, security locks on candles
December 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
New recession indicator just dropped, security locks on candles
The Doctor Pepper scholarship football toss thing they do every year feels very dystopian/hunger games-ey to me. Anyone else?
December 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The Doctor Pepper scholarship football toss thing they do every year feels very dystopian/hunger games-ey to me. Anyone else?
Did the Bengals cross a picket line to get to the team hotel in Buffalo today?
December 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Did the Bengals cross a picket line to get to the team hotel in Buffalo today?
👉They've stopped recommending vaccines for hepatitis b.
👉They're letting the ACA subsidies expire with no plan to replace them.
👉They're cutting access to food stamps.
Republicans want us to die
👉They're letting the ACA subsidies expire with no plan to replace them.
👉They're cutting access to food stamps.
Republicans want us to die
December 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
👉They've stopped recommending vaccines for hepatitis b.
👉They're letting the ACA subsidies expire with no plan to replace them.
👉They're cutting access to food stamps.
Republicans want us to die
👉They're letting the ACA subsidies expire with no plan to replace them.
👉They're cutting access to food stamps.
Republicans want us to die
So does the blanket pardon of January 6th insurrectionists cover the pipe bomber?
December 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
So does the blanket pardon of January 6th insurrectionists cover the pipe bomber?
Reposted by Pete Zaparti
How do people go anywhere without their ID on them, especially a liquor store?
December 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
How do people go anywhere without their ID on them, especially a liquor store?
The song is right, if you want guests to leave just bring them some figgy pudding
December 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The song is right, if you want guests to leave just bring them some figgy pudding
Why is Collinsworth pronouncing Mariota so weirdly?
December 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Why is Collinsworth pronouncing Mariota so weirdly?
I have a mildly amusing post that's going to get at least three likes locked in the chamber for when it happens.
a man is standing in front of a black curtain with the words just die already old man on the bottom
ALT: a man is standing in front of a black curtain with the words just die already old man on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I have a mildly amusing post that's going to get at least three likes locked in the chamber for when it happens.
Utz potato chips are more potato-ey than other potato chips.
Yes, I took an edible. I'm still right though.
Yes, I took an edible. I'm still right though.
November 30, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Utz potato chips are more potato-ey than other potato chips.
Yes, I took an edible. I'm still right though.
Yes, I took an edible. I'm still right though.
The Trump economy has them rationing cheese and seasoning.
Did they carve the turkey with their fists?
Those aren't raisins in the stuffing they're cranberries. Same difference though.
Did they carve the turkey with their fists?
Those aren't raisins in the stuffing they're cranberries. Same difference though.
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The Trump economy has them rationing cheese and seasoning.
Did they carve the turkey with their fists?
Those aren't raisins in the stuffing they're cranberries. Same difference though.
Did they carve the turkey with their fists?
Those aren't raisins in the stuffing they're cranberries. Same difference though.
But I was told that no illegal orders were being given to the military
November 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
But I was told that no illegal orders were being given to the military
If we were invading Venezuela because of drugs like they're telling us then he wouldn't be pardoning the former president of Honduras who was convicted of drug trafficking. We're invading Venezuela because of the Epstein files and the economy because war time presidents poll better. Oh, and oil
November 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
If we were invading Venezuela because of drugs like they're telling us then he wouldn't be pardoning the former president of Honduras who was convicted of drug trafficking. We're invading Venezuela because of the Epstein files and the economy because war time presidents poll better. Oh, and oil
Wait so we're going to invade Venezuela and we've killed at least 80 people because of "drug trafficking" but he's going to pardon the former Honduran president, Juan Orlando Hernandez, who was convicted of drug trafficking? I don't understand
November 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Wait so we're going to invade Venezuela and we've killed at least 80 people because of "drug trafficking" but he's going to pardon the former Honduran president, Juan Orlando Hernandez, who was convicted of drug trafficking? I don't understand
Umm, actually... There isn't enough tryptophan in turkey to make you sleepy on Thanksgiving, it's the spending all day with your family that does it
November 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Umm, actually... There isn't enough tryptophan in turkey to make you sleepy on Thanksgiving, it's the spending all day with your family that does it
Just sitting here on the group W bench
November 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Just sitting here on the group W bench
Years ago I was in NYC at Christmas, posted up outside a midtown restaurant smoking a cigarette when Mariska Hargitay walked passed. I screamed something, I don't remember what, I was starstruck. She looked back and we made eye contact. I was frozen in my tracks. She's absolutely stunning in person
November 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Years ago I was in NYC at Christmas, posted up outside a midtown restaurant smoking a cigarette when Mariska Hargitay walked passed. I screamed something, I don't remember what, I was starstruck. She looked back and we made eye contact. I was frozen in my tracks. She's absolutely stunning in person
Who was that white kid doing a terrible impression of Rick James? #macysthanksgivingparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Who was that white kid doing a terrible impression of Rick James? #macysthanksgivingparade