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𝗧𝗛𝗘 丷 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐍 @cursedamends.bsky.social · 5d

i didn’t know today was opposite day.

FERRIS @stalkers-tango.bsky.social · 5d

I AM NOT A CREEP.

𝗧𝗛𝗘 丷 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐍 @cursedamends.bsky.social · 5d

hmm……

that’s not being supportive, that’s you being a creep. CREEP ! the judas cradle for you.

𝗧𝗛𝗘 丷 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐍 @cursedamends.bsky.social · 5d

hmm……

that’s not being supportive, that’s you being a creep. CREEP ! the judas cradle for you.

FERRIS @stalkers-tango.bsky.social · 5d

🫶 i leave likes on allll her instagram pictures ~ that's very supportive, don't you think?

𝗧𝗛𝗘 丷 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐍 @cursedamends.bsky.social · 5d

name one thing you’ve done to support her.

𝗧𝗛𝗘 丷 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐍 @cursedamends.bsky.social · 5d

name one thing you’ve done to support her.

FERRIS @stalkers-tango.bsky.social · 5d

I SUPPORT HER SO MUCH WHY DO YOU HATE ME.

𝗧𝗛𝗘 丷 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐍 @cursedamends.bsky.social · 5d

okay buddy let’s take you back to your grave. <3

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TRAGIC CLOWN @lesserbells.bsky.social · 5d

You really are a shadow of what you were back then.
Well, every good thing has to end.

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☆》𝙒𝙃𝙀𝙉 𝙃𝘼𝙍𝙈𝙊𝙉𝙄𝘼 𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙉𝙀𝙎 @whenharmoniashines.bsky.social · 5d

we both know that without a role to fulfill, i am nothing.

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⠀ᴹᵉᵐᵉⁿᵗᵒ╱ 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐈 @veilofmortality.bsky.social · 5d

That's funny 、I don't feel corrupt 、in fact I feel pretty good.

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𝗧𝗛𝗘 丷 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐍 @cursedamends.bsky.social · 5d

okay buddy let’s take you back to your grave. <3

FERRIS @stalkers-tango.bsky.social · 5d

i'm the only douchebag simp that matters. . .

𝗧𝗛𝗘 丷 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐍 @cursedamends.bsky.social · 5d

boredom. i’m gonna light someone on fire.

𝗧𝗛𝗘 丷 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐍 @cursedamends.bsky.social · 5d

that response prompted a giggle. a sneer, “ oh you mortals always trying to be the bigger person when in reality you’re all just hypocritical scumbags. “

( … )
“ hey, what if i start calling you that ? anti sounds too edgy don’t you think ? “

ANTI-DOUCHEBAG ꒰🫀꒱ @reaperfemme-fatale.bsky.social · 7d

anti-douchebag glanced at lamb. his attempts at trying to get a reaction from her were not working, and she kept her hands crossed in front of her. the blonde hedgehog simply shrugged.

"i am rather becoming a hypocrite, but. . . something is wrong with her," the former assassin muttered.

𝗧𝗛𝗘 丷 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐍 @cursedamends.bsky.social · 7d

“ and what makes someone not genuine ? hm ? sure she’s rather, overly private about her life but aren’t we all ? “

a pause…. until an exaggerated gasp. staring at her with now wide eyes like he just had an epiphany.

“ does that make me not genuine too ?? “

𝗧𝗛𝗘 丷 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐍 @cursedamends.bsky.social · 7d

“ and what makes someone not genuine ? hm ? sure she’s rather, overly private about her life but aren’t we all ? “

a pause…. until an exaggerated gasp. staring at her with now wide eyes like he just had an epiphany.

“ does that make me not genuine too ?? “

ANTI-DOUCHEBAG ꒰🫀꒱ @reaperfemme-fatale.bsky.social · 8d

no reaction from the blonde hedgehog. she simply stares at the fallen and briefly shakes her head. anti-douchebag was NOT amused, but her and douchebag had many things in common.

"i don't see anything genuine about that woman," anti muttered, voice deadpan and lacking emotion.

𝗧𝗛𝗘 丷 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐍 @cursedamends.bsky.social · 8d

“ aha—a faker ? i’m pretty * sure douchebag is genuine ! is that what we’re calling counterparts now ? so original. “ sarcasm laced in tone.

“ well, uhh— 𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒊, the way i see it, you * could be the faker. it’s why i asked about the chicken or the egg. “

𝗧𝗛𝗘 丷 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐍 @cursedamends.bsky.social · 8d

“ aha—a faker ? i’m pretty * sure douchebag is genuine ! is that what we’re calling counterparts now ? so original. “ sarcasm laced in tone.

“ well, uhh— 𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒊, the way i see it, you * could be the faker. it’s why i asked about the chicken or the egg. “

ANTI-DOUCHEBAG ꒰🫀꒱ @reaperfemme-fatale.bsky.social · 8d

the pastel attired blonde hedgehog's detached expression does not waver. her pupils shift a bit to glance at lamb, hands still clasped in front of her. anti-douchebag realistically disliked anybody connected to douchebag.

"yes. indeed a pleasure. you have allied yourself with a faker."

𝗧𝗛𝗘 丷 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐍 @cursedamends.bsky.social · 8d

“ oh ! pfft— “ self-inflicted head bonk, “ 𝙙𝙪𝙝. where’s my manners… the names lamb ! yes as in the animal. i’m douchebag’ ultimate bestest best friend ! “

it introduces with pride. a wide grin; ear to ear, accompanied with a giggle.

“ a pleasure ! “

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જ⁀➴ ꓄ꃅꍟ ꍟ꓄ꍟꋪꈤꍏ꒒ ꃴꂦꀤꀸ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ @mysticknowledge.bsky.social · 8d

Just because I carry it so well doesn't mean it's not heavy.

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𝗧𝗛𝗘 丷 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐍 @cursedamends.bsky.social · 8d

𝓐𝗹𝗲𝘅𓈒 lamb is so whimsy but has so much shit going on in the background. i sob.

𝗧𝗛𝗘 丷 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐍 @cursedamends.bsky.social · 8d

“ oh ! pfft— “ self-inflicted head bonk, “ 𝙙𝙪𝙝. where’s my manners… the names lamb ! yes as in the animal. i’m douchebag’ ultimate bestest best friend ! “

it introduces with pride. a wide grin; ear to ear, accompanied with a giggle.

“ a pleasure ! “

ANTI-DOUCHEBAG ꒰🫀꒱ @reaperfemme-fatale.bsky.social · 8d

"that question will give the chicken a crisis," she muttered, though she never let it bother her anymore and only hated douchebag due to their forced association.

"and, if you're going to make assumptions, you may as well introduce yourself. all i know of you is that you know douchebag."

𝗧𝗛𝗘 丷 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐍 @cursedamends.bsky.social · 8d

a snort when she introduces herself. ❛ 𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙞-𝙙𝙤𝙪𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙗𝙖𝙜, ❜ he repeats as a mumble under breath.

right, less surprised more of seeing this woman as utter ridiculous. perhaps this was * another instance.

“ mhmm. well who came first ? the chicken or the egg ? “

𝗧𝗛𝗘 丷 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐍 @cursedamends.bsky.social · 8d

a snort when she introduces herself. ❛ 𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙞-𝙙𝙤𝙪𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙗𝙖𝙜, ❜ he repeats as a mumble under breath.

right, less surprised more of seeing this woman as utter ridiculous. perhaps this was * another instance.

“ mhmm. well who came first ? the chicken or the egg ? “

ANTI-DOUCHEBAG ꒰🫀꒱ @reaperfemme-fatale.bsky.social · 9d

it was common for anti-douchebag to get mistaken for her counterpart, so she wasn't exactly acting offended. the blonde hedgehog merely shook her head, features blank and tone even.

"i am from moebius. i am anti-douchebag. i'm not that other faker," was her calm and calculated reply.

𝗧𝗛𝗘 丷 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐍 @cursedamends.bsky.social · 9d

“ how long have i been gone for ? douchebag, bestie—why did your aesthetic change so… 𝒅𝒓𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚. “

a subtle grimace ( … ) well, no. he’s straight up looking at @reaperfemme-fatale.bsky.social in mild disgust. eyes narrowed as it pans her up and down again.

𝗧𝗛𝗘 丷 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐍 @cursedamends.bsky.social · 9d

“ how long have i been gone for ? douchebag, bestie—why did your aesthetic change so… 𝒅𝒓𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚. “

a subtle grimace ( … ) well, no. he’s straight up looking at @reaperfemme-fatale.bsky.social in mild disgust. eyes narrowed as it pans her up and down again.