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CustardFist
@custardfist.bsky.social
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I’m a cartoonist from the Netherlands, making mostly silly and unwholesome comics. 😎 https://custardfist.com
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 6h
C’mon. Install that corporate spy software. It’ll be fun. 😏
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 1d
Bummer if a joke doesn’t land.

I had to look it up to find out that ‘Sure’ is a deodorant brand. That takes away a lot of momentum.
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 1d
Like an “Italian shower”?
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 1d
That pizza does look kinda hot. 🥵
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 1d
’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟭𝟮’ 💦👻

That’s what you get for sneaking up on people, looking like a sheet of tissue paper.

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This is a one panel comic. A ghost comes out of a teenage boys room, covered in suspicious looking white stains, and says to another ghost: “OKAY, WHATEVER YOU DO, DON’T HAUNT A TEENAGE BOY’S ROOM.”
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 1d
Imagine the capacity of them cheeks though. 🤔😏
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 2d
Well, that excludes me then.
I’m alive, but no longer young and vibrant. 🤷‍♂️
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 3d
😉
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 4d
’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟭𝟭’ 🐟

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This is a one panel comic. It looks like a movie poster. A cod (a fish) wakes up in bed and pulls the blankets away to reveal the cut off head of a seahorse. The movie is titled: THE CODFATHER
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 4d
Hahaha. That's insane! Recently I drew an airplane with a vulva. 😃
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 4d
Up next: a balloon animal, filled with clizz (clown jizz). 😁
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 22d
Right you are. Haven’t had a real break in 5 years and it’s starting to gnaw at my brain. 🫩
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 22d
Little announcement.
ANNOUNCEMENT: TAKING A TWO WEEK BREAK FROM WORK, POSTING COMICS, SOCIAL MEDIA, YOUTUBE, AND THE SHITTY NEWS. LATERS! 👋
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 22d
Nor aggressively passive. 🖕🫩
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 22d
You wouldn’t want to see me active aggressive. 😉
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 24d
Just found out that shaking your head also works. 🫨
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 24d
Tsk tsk. Must be one of those pro deo angels. 😒
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 24d
“File fgwizgl.jpg already exists.”
🙄
🤌🤌
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 24d
Well, my comics do better with people who squint while using their phones, so that makes sense. 😉
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 24d
’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟭𝟬’ 🎲

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This is a one panel comic. A scruffy looking, balding Warhammer nerd is on a blind date with a woman, who is clearly out of his league. He shows her his Warhammer figurines, looks her in the eyes confidently, and says: IF I’M NOT MISTAKEN, YOU SAID IN YOUR PROFILE THAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A MAN WHO MAKES AT LEAST SIX FIGURINES A YEAR. WELL… A caption says: HE WAS MISTAKEN THOUGH.
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 26d
’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟬𝟵’ 🔋⚡

This joke may be dadly. 😉

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This is a one panel comic. Caption says: JOHN B. GOODENOUGH, AFTER IMPROVING UPON AN OLDER DESIGN OF A LITHIUM-ION BATTERY. John, looking at his battery’s output, says: “M’YEAH. THIS WILL SUFFICE.”
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · 28d
Yes. Another edition of the Sunday Comix. I snuck one of my comics in there. I wonder how long it will take before I get caught. 😉
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · Sep 18
Are you sure about that? I mean, mining the Earth isn't all that great either.
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · Sep 18
’𝗜𝗧 𝗗𝗢𝗘𝗦 𝗖𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗧’ ⌚

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This is a comic strip: A girl is walking through a park. Her smartwatch makes a bleep and starts talking to her. Smartwatch: CONGRATULATIONS. YOU’VE REACHED YOUR GOAL OF 10,000 STEPS TODAY. Girl: NICE. The smartwatch continues. Smartwatch: BY NOW, YOUR INNER THIGHS MUST BE CHAFING A LITTLE. Girl: WHAT? Smartwatch: WHEN WE GET HOME, I CAN RUB LOTION ON THEM IF YOU WANT. Girl: UUUHH… NO? Smartwatch: JUST POUR LOTION ON MY SCREEN AND SHOVE ME BETWEEN YOUR LEGS. Girl: STOP IT! YOU’RE MY STEP COUNTER APP!
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CustardFist @custardfist.bsky.social · Sep 18
Looks more like a ‘malus’ panel to me.
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