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CustardFist
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I’m a cartoonist from the Netherlands, making mostly silly and unwholesome comics. 😎
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’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟭𝟱’ 🍰

Dammit, Lydia.

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- - - This is a one panel comic - - - While standing on a lookout point of the Grand Canyon, a woman asks her husband: “HONEY, DOES THIS GRAND CANYON MAKE MY ASS LOOK FAT?” The husband throws his hands up in defeat and sighs: “LYDIA, WE’VE BEEN OVER THIS!”
December 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟰𝟱’ 👨‍🎨

An oldie from a while back.

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- - - This is a one panel comic - - - Some lady is at an art exhibition and is impressed by a (objectively) ugly piece of artwork, cobbled together with stuff the artist had laying around in his shed. Lady: OH MY GOD, MR. ARTIST MAN! THIS IS BEAUTIFUL! WHAT STYLE IS THIS? The smelly, hungover artist: 'EASILY IMPRESSIONABLEISM.
December 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟰𝟲’ 🦢

You have to know when to fold.

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- - - This is a one panel comic - - - A caption says: AN ORIGAMIST AT HR… An older, Japanese man, is nearly in tears as he explains to HR that he just can’t handle all the paperwork anymore.
November 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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’𝙻𝚈𝚁𝙸𝙲𝚂’ 🌺

I’m sure there’s a deeper meaning to this.

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- - - This is a comic strip - - - A group of hummingbirds are feeding on nectar. They are all humming melodies softly, except for one, who is singing out loud, with lyrics and with obnoxious enthusiasm. All the other hummingbirds look at him in disdain. Ashamed, the one bird switches back to humming.
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟭𝟰’ 🎭

16th century entertainment.

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- - - This is a one panel comic - - - CAPTION: IT’S OPEN GUILLOTINE NIGHT AT THE CLUB. In a comedy club in the 16th century, there is a guillotine on stage, with a white wig wearing aristocrat neck secured in the stock. The aristocrat is telling jokes. Aristocrat: SO THIS PEASANT WALKS INTO A BAR WITH SYPHILIS UNDER HIS ARM…
November 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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’𝗗𝗢𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗡𝗨𝗠𝗕𝗘𝗥𝗦’ ☝✌🖐

A little toilet humor to ruin your day. 😏

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- - - This is a comic strip - - - Page 1/2 David desperately needs to pee and gets in line for the men’s bathroom. David looks like he is about to burst. The guy in front of him looks at him with concern and says: “Are you OK, buddy?” David says: “Oh man, I need to go number one real bad.” The guy lets David go ahead of him and says: “You go first. I need to take a serious number two, but I can hold it a little longer.” David says: “Ah, thanks a bunch.” Page 2/2 Then David notices the next person in line: an alien — a slimy, amorphous green blob. The bathroom door opens and a man walks out of the stall. The alien slithers toward the bathroom, grabs the doorknob, turns its head toward David, and says: “Don’t worry. I’m just gonna take a quick number five.” David is shocked and accidentally pees his pants. The other guy looks at him with concern again and says: “Buddy, did you just…” David says: “It’s fine.”
November 22, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟭𝟯’ 🍺

A little misunderstanding (or was it?) 😏

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– - - This is a one panel comic - - - A bunch of guys are standing around an electric punching bag. One guy wants to try the punching bag, but he is stopped by another guy who’s holding his beard. He yells: “NO! HOLD MY *BEER!*”
November 20, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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𝑩𝙇𝘼𝘾𝙆 𝑯𝙊𝙇𝙀 ⚫

But when that hole isn’t black enough… 😮

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- - - This is a comic strip - - - Page 1/2 A wide shot shows a black hole in space. A spaceship labeled SPACE-Z-TRAVELS floats nearby. Several space tourists in spacesuits are doing a spacewalk, trying to take photos of themselves with the black hole in the background. In the foreground, Giselle says to her boyfriend, Jason: “Oh my god, babe! This is so freaky! Take some pictures!” Giselle poses in front of the black hole while Jason gets ready to take some cool photos. Jason says: “Float a few feet back, babe. A little further.” At the exact moment Jason snaps the first picture, the black hole starts pulling Giselle in. Her body stretches as she begins to be “spaghettified.” She screams: “Aaaaah!!! Jason!!!” Page 2/2 Giselle has disappeared beyond the event horizon. Jason shouts: “Giselle!!! Nooooooo!!!” Jason begins to cry as he tries to process what just happened. He says: “Oh no. She’s gone. Forever.” He adds: “And for what? One shitty picture?” A moment later, the black hole starts to tear open with a loud ripping sound. Bright light breaks through the opening. In front of the blinding light inside the torn hole, the silhouette of Giselle appears. She is furious and yells: “Delete that picture!!!! Now!!!!”
November 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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···𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗔𝗡𝗬 𝗣𝗢𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗬··· 📃

Some rules are written… Others are implied.

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- - - This is a comic - - - A foreman and a new employee walk together in the sawmill. The foreman says: “So, ready for your first day here?” The new guy says: “Yep! Ready as I’ll ever be!” The new guy playfully points at some sawdust on the ground and says: “Hey, I think I *saw dust*!” The new guy gets hit on the back of the head with a wooden beam. Bleeding from the back of the head, the new guy is forced to update a whiteboard, that reads “Number of days without that f***ing joke:”, followed by a bunch of dates on which that same lame joke had been made.
November 15, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟯𝟳’ 🐝

Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.

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– - - This is a one panel comic - - - A sexworker on the street is dressed as a professional beekeeper. She leans into the open window of the passenger side of a car and says: “WHAT’S YOUR PLEASURE? HONEY?”
November 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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’𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗥𝗔𝗚𝗘’ ((✊)) !NSFW!

What’s the saying? If you can’t beat ‘em, leave ‘em? 🤷‍♂️

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- - - This is a NSFW comic strip - - - Page 1/3 A guy is frantically doing doggy style with a girl (our narrator). Narrator: SO THE GUY AND I WERE GOING AT IT… The guy clenches his fist en screams [GAAAAAH] Narrator: … WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, HE SNAPPED. The guy makes a wild hand gesture near her butt like he’s violently throwing a door shut. Narrator: HE SLAMMED MY VAG SHUT… The guy turns around and walks away, punching down hard on his erect penis with his fist. Narrator: … PUNCHED OUT HIS ERECTION… Page 2/3 The guy walks out the front door naked. Narrator: … AND WALKED OUT NAKED. The guy: THIS SHIT’S IMPOSSIBLE!!! I CAN’T WIN THIS!!! This was all a flashback. We cut to the girl (our narrator), who’s talking to a friend of hers. The friend: WOW. SO HE RAGE QUIT SEX? The girl: YEAH, WEIRD HUH? Page 3/3 The girl and her friend sit there in silence. The girl seems to ponder. The girl: COME TO THINK OF IT… We see another flashback of the guy, aggressively putting on a condom, shouting. The girl: …HE ALSO RAGE STARTED SEX. The guy: GAAAAH!!! LET’S FUCK THIS THING, I DON’T CARE!!! The friend: OH GIRL. RED FLAG!
November 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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’𝙰𝚃𝙼’ 🏧

Just checking the balance on the ol’ bank account.

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- - - This is a comic strip - - - An old lady is using an ATM. She presses “CHECK BALANCE” on the menu. A little mechanical door opens and a long rod with a soft tip gives the woman a more than firm nudge. The poor woman loses her balance and falls to the ground. The screen says “INSUFFICIENT BALANCE”.
November 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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’𝗗𝗔𝗬𝗟𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 𝗦𝗔𝗩𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦’ ⏰

What a difference an hour made. 🎶🎵

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This is a comic strip - page 1/2 In a wide shot of the backyard, Guy is raking leaves when his neighbor sticks his head over the fence. Neighbor says: “Howdy neighbour!” Guy replies: “Hey neighbor!” Guy and the neighbor stand at the fence. Neighbor says: “Don’t forget to set your clocks back an hour tomorrow morning.” Guy and the neighbor are still at the fence. Neighbor says: “You know… because of daylight savings.” Guy looks annoyed by this news. Guy shouts: “Daylight savings?!? Ha!!!” Guy, looking angry, declares: “More like… daylight… uhmmm…” He gets preoccupied trying to come up with a clever comeback. Guy mutters: “Uuuhhhhh… stupid daylight… savings? No.” Neighbor says: “Well, I gotta go. Bye!” The neighbor walks away, waving friendly. This is a comic strip - page 2/2 Guy walks back toward the house, dragging the rake behind him, lost in thought as he tries to come up with a witty comment about daylight savings. He says: “Daylight… frickin’ daylight… deficit?” Later, Guy is in bed, still thinking. He says: “Daylight… debt?” Guy tosses and turns in bed. He mumbles: “Uhm… daylight… expenses?” After several hours, he’s still wide awake and exhausted. He mutters: “Dumb… daylight… wasting…?” A caption says: “The next morning.” Guy walks into the backyard. His body is slumped, his face tired and unshaven, with dark circles under his eyes. The neighbor greets him and says: “Good morning, neighbor. Say, you don’t look so good.” Guy replies: “Those fricking daylight savings cost me my precious sleep.” Neighbor says: “But we had an extra hour.” Guy shouts: “Precious sleeeeeep!!!”
November 1, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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’𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑳𝑬𝑺𝑺 𝑾𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺’ 🌊

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This is a comic strip: We see a large, old mansion near a forest in autumn. The silhouette of Donavan can be seen standing near one of the big windows. Donavan says: “I’m telling you, Deidre, Uncle Egbert was a terrible businessman.” Inside, we see Donavan up close — a well-dressed young man talking passionately to his wife, Deidre. Donavan continues: “He should’ve sold the old factory when it was still economically viable. But nooo!” An elderly woman in a wheelchair, Aunt Mabel, overhears him and protests. Aunt Mabel says: “If he could hear you right now, he’d be turning over in his grave.” Donavan replies: “Grave? He wasn’t buried, you know. He was cremated.” Aunt Mabel frowns and says: “Then he’d be spinning in his urn.” Donavan corrects her pedantically, with a smirk on his face: “Actually, his ashes were scattered over Raystown Lake.” Aunt Mabel hesitates: “Well… then uhhh…” Outside, we see a duck swimming peacefully on Raystown Lake. Suddenly, a strange wave rises and flips the duck over. The wave appears to have the distorted face of a tormented soul. The duck recovers, looking bewildered, and thinks to itself: “What the duck?”
October 31, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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’𝑺𝑻𝑼𝑪𝑲 𝑰𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑫𝑹𝒀𝑬𝑹’ 🎃

The #horror!

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This is a comic strip. Page 1/4 It’s night. A young man is sleeping. All of a sudden he’s awaken by his stepsister's voice. Stepsister: STEPBROTHER… HELP… He gets out of bed and walks in the direction of her voice. Young man: what? What’s wrong? Stepsister: COME HERE, QUICK. The young man finds his stepsister stuck in the dryer. Ass up, in her pink panties. Stepsister: I’M STUCK IN THE DRYER. Page 2/4 The young man gets annoyed. Young man: SERIOUSLY? HOW THE HELL ARE YOU STUCK? AND IT’S 3 AM! The stepsister interrupts him. Stepsister: SHHHH! DON’T WAKE OUR PARENTS. JUST GET ME OUT, OK? Young man: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT. CHILL. He gets on his knees and gets ready to pull her out of the dryer. Page 3/4 Suddenly, the stepsister raises her entire body in the air, her torso splits open and reveals a huge vertical mouth with rows of sharp teeth. The creature (which clearly wasn’t his stepsister after all) grabs the young man, chomps down on him and swallows him whole. Page 4/4 The creature tries to get him down its throat, but it gets stuck. It starts to panic as it’s gasping for air. The creature thinks to itself: “OK… OK… DON’T PANIC.” and in desperation, it starts to call for help. Creature: STEPDAD? HELP.
October 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟭𝟮’ 💦👻

That’s what you get for sneaking up on people, looking like a sheet of tissue paper.

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This is a one panel comic. A ghost comes out of a teenage boys room, covered in suspicious looking white stains, and says to another ghost: “OKAY, WHATEVER YOU DO, DON’T HAUNT A TEENAGE BOY’S ROOM.”
October 18, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟭𝟭’ 🐟

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This is a one panel comic. It looks like a movie poster. A cod (a fish) wakes up in bed and pulls the blankets away to reveal the cut off head of a seahorse. The movie is titled: THE CODFATHER
October 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Little announcement.
ANNOUNCEMENT: TAKING A TWO WEEK BREAK FROM WORK, POSTING COMICS, SOCIAL MEDIA, YOUTUBE, AND THE SHITTY NEWS. LATERS! 👋
September 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟭𝟬’ 🎲

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This is a one panel comic. A scruffy looking, balding Warhammer nerd is on a blind date with a woman, who is clearly out of his league. He shows her his Warhammer figurines, looks her in the eyes confidently, and says: IF I’M NOT MISTAKEN, YOU SAID IN YOUR PROFILE THAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A MAN WHO MAKES AT LEAST SIX FIGURINES A YEAR. WELL… A caption says: HE WAS MISTAKEN THOUGH.
September 25, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟬𝟵’ 🔋⚡

This joke may be dadly. 😉

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This is a one panel comic. Caption says: JOHN B. GOODENOUGH, AFTER IMPROVING UPON AN OLDER DESIGN OF A LITHIUM-ION BATTERY. John, looking at his battery’s output, says: “M’YEAH. THIS WILL SUFFICE.”
September 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Yes. Another edition of the Sunday Comix. I snuck one of my comics in there. I wonder how long it will take before I get caught. 😉
September 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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’𝗜𝗧 𝗗𝗢𝗘𝗦 𝗖𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗧’ ⌚

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This is a comic strip: A girl is walking through a park. Her smartwatch makes a bleep and starts talking to her. Smartwatch: CONGRATULATIONS. YOU’VE REACHED YOUR GOAL OF 10,000 STEPS TODAY. Girl: NICE. The smartwatch continues. Smartwatch: BY NOW, YOUR INNER THIGHS MUST BE CHAFING A LITTLE. Girl: WHAT? Smartwatch: WHEN WE GET HOME, I CAN RUB LOTION ON THEM IF YOU WANT. Girl: UUUHH… NO? Smartwatch: JUST POUR LOTION ON MY SCREEN AND SHOVE ME BETWEEN YOUR LEGS. Girl: STOP IT! YOU’RE MY STEP COUNTER APP!
September 18, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟯𝟲’

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This is a one panel comic: A few seniors are sitting in a retirement home. A nurse passes by, holding a tray. Out of the blue, one senior lady yells: MY COLOSTOMY BAG ITCHES!!! The nurse drops her tray.
September 17, 2025 at 4:42 PM