matt@customsawdust
@customsawdust.co.uk
Unique furniture designed and handmade in Cheltenham, UK
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https://customsawdustco.etsy.com
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https://customsawdustco.etsy.com
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matt@customsawdust
@customsawdust.co.uk
· Jun 20
whoever controls the spice controls the universe
and probably has a really nice spice rack
you too can have a really nice #handmade spice rack and avoid all the inconvenience of taming sandworms
customsawdustco.etsy.com/uk/listing/1...
and probably has a really nice spice rack
you too can have a really nice #handmade spice rack and avoid all the inconvenience of taming sandworms
customsawdustco.etsy.com/uk/listing/1...
my sorta-if-you-squint hometown of Nottingham, "most threatening vibe of any county" - we were oddly proud of 90s gun-crime-capital-of-england "Shottingham"
(it's a fantastic city, much better since i left, they've got trams and everything)
(it's a fantastic city, much better since i left, they've got trams and everything)
In Issue 26 we have ranked the Ceremonial Counties of England, from top to bottom...
December 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
my sorta-if-you-squint hometown of Nottingham, "most threatening vibe of any county" - we were oddly proud of 90s gun-crime-capital-of-england "Shottingham"
(it's a fantastic city, much better since i left, they've got trams and everything)
(it's a fantastic city, much better since i left, they've got trams and everything)
we provide this little arsehole bowls of fresh water and a little drinking fountain
naturally none of these are as delicious as puddles or, as of this #caturday morning, the reservoir under the Christmas tree
naturally none of these are as delicious as puddles or, as of this #caturday morning, the reservoir under the Christmas tree
December 13, 2025 at 1:15 PM
we provide this little arsehole bowls of fresh water and a little drinking fountain
naturally none of these are as delicious as puddles or, as of this #caturday morning, the reservoir under the Christmas tree
naturally none of these are as delicious as puddles or, as of this #caturday morning, the reservoir under the Christmas tree
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I just made a sale so I’m going to the post office first thing Monday morning anyway so if you want a print for Christmas order it this weekend because another thing I’m doing on Monday is resting the shop for a fortnight. marswasrubbish.etsy.com
December 13, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I just made a sale so I’m going to the post office first thing Monday morning anyway so if you want a print for Christmas order it this weekend because another thing I’m doing on Monday is resting the shop for a fortnight. marswasrubbish.etsy.com
the new "Knives Out" movie is good btw. Much better than the second, not quite as good as the first
That concludes my movie review. Mark Kemode must be quaking in his boots
That concludes my movie review. Mark Kemode must be quaking in his boots
December 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
the new "Knives Out" movie is good btw. Much better than the second, not quite as good as the first
That concludes my movie review. Mark Kemode must be quaking in his boots
That concludes my movie review. Mark Kemode must be quaking in his boots
yes I've just realised that last RT was probably ai
December 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
yes I've just realised that last RT was probably ai
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Wonder what he’s gonna decorate it with?
🧐 marry Christmas, beaver 🎄🦫
🧐 marry Christmas, beaver 🎄🦫
December 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Wonder what he’s gonna decorate it with?
🧐 marry Christmas, beaver 🎄🦫
🧐 marry Christmas, beaver 🎄🦫
🎄LAST WEEK - Order by Friday 19th to get your beloved a spice rack before Christmas 🎄
#handmade steel & oak spice racks are the ideal gift for anyone in your life who eats food
Between £25 & £69, all with free UK shipping, on #etsy at customsawdustco.etsy.com
#handmade steel & oak spice racks are the ideal gift for anyone in your life who eats food
Between £25 & £69, all with free UK shipping, on #etsy at customsawdustco.etsy.com
December 12, 2025 at 9:32 AM
🎄LAST WEEK - Order by Friday 19th to get your beloved a spice rack before Christmas 🎄
#handmade steel & oak spice racks are the ideal gift for anyone in your life who eats food
Between £25 & £69, all with free UK shipping, on #etsy at customsawdustco.etsy.com
#handmade steel & oak spice racks are the ideal gift for anyone in your life who eats food
Between £25 & £69, all with free UK shipping, on #etsy at customsawdustco.etsy.com
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1992) Loftbot. Has been up into the loft to fetch the Christmas decorations.
December 4, 2023 at 11:20 AM
1992) Loftbot. Has been up into the loft to fetch the Christmas decorations.
I must be into double figures of coffee tables by now. Make one, then ~2 years later have an idea for a better one & donate/firewood the original. Is this the curse of anyone with passing interest in #woodworking?
tonight's insomnia idea: an L-shaped oak waterfall married to an L-shaped steel frame
tonight's insomnia idea: an L-shaped oak waterfall married to an L-shaped steel frame
December 10, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I must be into double figures of coffee tables by now. Make one, then ~2 years later have an idea for a better one & donate/firewood the original. Is this the curse of anyone with passing interest in #woodworking?
tonight's insomnia idea: an L-shaped oak waterfall married to an L-shaped steel frame
tonight's insomnia idea: an L-shaped oak waterfall married to an L-shaped steel frame
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I must have been a very good boy this year. I have received two trampolines and eight wheelie bins, and it is still two weeks to Christmas.
#stormbram
#stormbram
December 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I must have been a very good boy this year. I have received two trampolines and eight wheelie bins, and it is still two weeks to Christmas.
#stormbram
#stormbram
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Talk about a llama drama ding-dong.
We don’t do court reports, especially when it comes to violent crime, but there’s always an exception.
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Talk about a llama drama ding-dong.
Build thread for a new spice rack design
This will be an asymmetric steel & oak 3-tier with capacity for ~17 jars and be suitable for wall mount or countertop
It won't be ready in time for 🎄 but customsawdustco.etsy.com has plenty of alternatives if you're short of gift ideas 🧵/1
This will be an asymmetric steel & oak 3-tier with capacity for ~17 jars and be suitable for wall mount or countertop
It won't be ready in time for 🎄 but customsawdustco.etsy.com has plenty of alternatives if you're short of gift ideas 🧵/1
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Build thread for a new spice rack design
This will be an asymmetric steel & oak 3-tier with capacity for ~17 jars and be suitable for wall mount or countertop
It won't be ready in time for 🎄 but customsawdustco.etsy.com has plenty of alternatives if you're short of gift ideas 🧵/1
This will be an asymmetric steel & oak 3-tier with capacity for ~17 jars and be suitable for wall mount or countertop
It won't be ready in time for 🎄 but customsawdustco.etsy.com has plenty of alternatives if you're short of gift ideas 🧵/1
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Playmobil… you know I love you but, do we need to talk? Is everything ok at home?
December 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Playmobil… you know I love you but, do we need to talk? Is everything ok at home?
1) Where's that smoke coming from?
2) Why is my tummy warm?
3) Am I on fire?
#metalwork safety procedure
2) Why is my tummy warm?
3) Am I on fire?
#metalwork safety procedure
December 8, 2025 at 12:31 PM
1) Where's that smoke coming from?
2) Why is my tummy warm?
3) Am I on fire?
#metalwork safety procedure
2) Why is my tummy warm?
3) Am I on fire?
#metalwork safety procedure
I need to better tune my overnight insomnia BlueSky feed - it's 50% screenshots of outrageous twitter and 50% people outraged that politicians are still on twitter
need less twitter in my bluesky
need less twitter in my bluesky
December 8, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I need to better tune my overnight insomnia BlueSky feed - it's 50% screenshots of outrageous twitter and 50% people outraged that politicians are still on twitter
need less twitter in my bluesky
need less twitter in my bluesky
trying to work out if I should be worried by that dripping water sound is not helping the insomnia
December 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
trying to work out if I should be worried by that dripping water sound is not helping the insomnia
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Let me introduce you to the Icelandic Christmas Lads, in the order they come to visit you:
12 Dec: Stekkjastaur (Sheep-Cote-Clod)
Sheep-Cote-Clod was said to harass sheep, suck milk from them and was known for having two stiff peg-legs.
12 Dec: Stekkjastaur (Sheep-Cote-Clod)
Sheep-Cote-Clod was said to harass sheep, suck milk from them and was known for having two stiff peg-legs.
December 7, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Let me introduce you to the Icelandic Christmas Lads, in the order they come to visit you:
12 Dec: Stekkjastaur (Sheep-Cote-Clod)
Sheep-Cote-Clod was said to harass sheep, suck milk from them and was known for having two stiff peg-legs.
12 Dec: Stekkjastaur (Sheep-Cote-Clod)
Sheep-Cote-Clod was said to harass sheep, suck milk from them and was known for having two stiff peg-legs.
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Re-reading Lord of the Rings at the moment, and I'd forgotten how relentlessly Gandalf drags Hobbits.
"Of course, The Enemy has overlooked one thing: dipshits such as yourself, Frodo. Buffoons with fat feet and shithole burrows. Yes, perhaps your painful loser energy may surprise Sauron yet!"
"Of course, The Enemy has overlooked one thing: dipshits such as yourself, Frodo. Buffoons with fat feet and shithole burrows. Yes, perhaps your painful loser energy may surprise Sauron yet!"
December 7, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Re-reading Lord of the Rings at the moment, and I'd forgotten how relentlessly Gandalf drags Hobbits.
"Of course, The Enemy has overlooked one thing: dipshits such as yourself, Frodo. Buffoons with fat feet and shithole burrows. Yes, perhaps your painful loser energy may surprise Sauron yet!"
"Of course, The Enemy has overlooked one thing: dipshits such as yourself, Frodo. Buffoons with fat feet and shithole burrows. Yes, perhaps your painful loser energy may surprise Sauron yet!"
in hindsight, a toasty warm top venting computer case not my best idea
December 4, 2025 at 10:32 AM
in hindsight, a toasty warm top venting computer case not my best idea
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🌲 THE BIG CHRISTMAS GIFT THREAD! 🌲
If you are a creator or small shop/business, reply to this post with:
- pics and a brief description of what you do (don't forget the alt text!)
- a link or details on how people can buy
I will boost you!
Everyone else: buy the cool things! Repost this post! ⛄
If you are a creator or small shop/business, reply to this post with:
- pics and a brief description of what you do (don't forget the alt text!)
- a link or details on how people can buy
I will boost you!
Everyone else: buy the cool things! Repost this post! ⛄
December 3, 2025 at 11:46 AM
🌲 THE BIG CHRISTMAS GIFT THREAD! 🌲
If you are a creator or small shop/business, reply to this post with:
- pics and a brief description of what you do (don't forget the alt text!)
- a link or details on how people can buy
I will boost you!
Everyone else: buy the cool things! Repost this post! ⛄
If you are a creator or small shop/business, reply to this post with:
- pics and a brief description of what you do (don't forget the alt text!)
- a link or details on how people can buy
I will boost you!
Everyone else: buy the cool things! Repost this post! ⛄
insomnia again, marvelous
December 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
insomnia again, marvelous
cat hasn't moved from warms in about a month
December 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
cat hasn't moved from warms in about a month
excellent, depressing, read
My latest: in which I visit Oxfordshire's 'Rubbish Mountain', buy a Twirl in the country's most violent Sainsbury's, and explore the absolutely dismal response of the Environment Agency.
Rubbish Mountain
A gigantic pile of rubbish was dumped in a field in Oxfordshire. The response sums up everything wrong with British bureaucracy.
martinrobbins.substack.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:47 AM
excellent, depressing, read
customers looking for availability of these spice shelves, i know the 50cm black ones keep going out of stock. Welding up another 6 this morning, trip to the sawmill this afternoon, should be ready next week
(other colours/sizes still in stock)
customsawdustco.etsy.com/uk/listing/4...
(other colours/sizes still in stock)
customsawdustco.etsy.com/uk/listing/4...
December 2, 2025 at 8:40 AM
customers looking for availability of these spice shelves, i know the 50cm black ones keep going out of stock. Welding up another 6 this morning, trip to the sawmill this afternoon, should be ready next week
(other colours/sizes still in stock)
customsawdustco.etsy.com/uk/listing/4...
(other colours/sizes still in stock)
customsawdustco.etsy.com/uk/listing/4...