itll be worth it taking out a second mortgage for these eggs, i can practically feel my chest hair growing back

Do NOT tell Lorch, dawg 😭😭😭

www.thegamer.com/pokemon-cent...

This image goes insanely hard, goddamn.

Ok so if Leon Muskerton buys Hasbro, I'll make my own freaking TTRPG.

I HAVEN'T BEEN SLOPPOSTING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

We're human, Twitch. We want to live our lives and be respected. It's not that hard, y'all.

twitch's new policy to label LGBTQ+ content as a "sensitive political issue" is discriminatory. please make your voices known on it:

twitch.uservoice.com/forums/93381...

I don't think I'll ever "blow up" on any social media because I have a habit of talking way too much.

Like, I want my style of humor to be quite absurdist and quippy one-liners, however I... I don't know my style of humor right now.

Went back on the other blue site (checking if anyone new had moved over to Bluesky.)

Oh god. I forgot what a cesspool it was.

(This will be the last other blue site post from me, I'll focus on exclusively based stuff from now on 🙏🙏🙏)

Steve the Radioactive Waste Salesperson: STOP DRINKING MY FUCKING PRODUCTS!

Me: but it's so tasty D:

Sentient raccoon that's been living in my walls since the fall of Rome: i see colors :D

Welcome to my profile:

I'm Riley! I'm an 18+ person that exists and posts slop on main. I tend to focus on absurdist humor and "deep" thoughts.

I don't reblog? retweet? often, but that will probably change soon.

So yeah, I'll keep adding to this as necessary!

Thank you for stopping by!

My friend (just got done making funny faces in the mirror): ok lets go
Me (about to see Bigfoot in 21.98 seconds): Uh, what was that?
My friend: so the mirror demon doesnt steal my soul
Me: That has got to be the dumbest th- BIGFOOT?!

If you see this, quote it!

Country - USA 😔
Height - 6'6 🗿
Age - Over 18
Loves - analysis of music, movies, video games, absurdist humor
Hates - mean people
Favorite Drink - Root Beer 🥺
Drives - N/A
Favorite Games - Stardew Valley, Warframe, etc.
Dream Car - N/A

Let me try something here.

Cis.

Weezer has the ability to go insane on occasion.

So... What do I post here?

I feel like I'm in some really, really clean library that has all these amazing works of literature and art and all these other beautiful works.

And then there's me. I can't just slop-post anymore, right?

I think I'll just post some random thoughts for now :D

God, it's legitimately refreshing to see people... just talking?

Like... no hate, no bigotry, no drama.

Just people legitimately talking.

Ugh, this is real nice, actually.

WE'RE SO BACK!

For real though, might actually be more active on this.

Then again, I got a LOT tied to this account. Might start fresh, we'll see <3

Much love,
Riley