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Still dumb
It’s also slightly shorter than expected because, like me, whoever designed it assumed the only difference between NHL and IIHF dimensions was width.
January 10, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Bein’s lead-in to AFCON is highlighting the 2023 Copa Libertadores?
January 10, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Interesting how the people against ice are out in the community and the very real supporters are only sending emails.
January 9, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Chronic?
January 9, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Apparently, its to run a pick while Gakpo cuts in
January 8, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Look what happens when Kerkez is wider than Gakpo!
January 4, 2026 at 4:21 PM
The entire offense is built around getting as many people to screen the keeper as Gakpo cuts in to shoot, ignoring that screeners can just as easily block
January 4, 2026 at 3:47 PM
He’s had 2 hamstring issues, so hopefully they’re just being cautious, but it’s also possible he’s in Slot’s doghouse
January 4, 2026 at 2:52 PM
What did the NHL know when they put their biggest celebratory event in Miami yesterday?
January 3, 2026 at 1:15 PM
If beck was nearly the player the announcers are hyping him as, you don’t even hesitate
January 1, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Is nobody telling him to knock that off, or does he just not respect them?
December 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Somebody stole the wreaths my mom hangs on the garage, which is more confusing than anything
December 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Reposted by Carl
🥶 #LGRW
December 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Oops
December 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I’d love it, but Slot already had him in the “just a warm body” category before he left and got 0 minutes.
December 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Newcastle really lead the league in headbands, don’t they?
December 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Herbstreit is as bad as Alabama’s performance so far
December 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
My wallet would complain before my stomach
December 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Is it a lie that birthdays happen once a year because people are born on different days?
December 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Looks like he got one, they just didn’t acknowledge it on the broadcast
December 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
He can’t keep himself from being maximum himself, so it’s going to be Lane
December 7, 2025 at 5:39 AM
As the messiest of messy coaches, Lane Kiffin is going to be the first to try and decline a conference championship appearance to preserve a playoff spot, right?
December 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Gotta spend more time looking up sick catchphrases
December 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
How does espn still make hockey games sound terrible?
December 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
That seems more repeatable than me missing the 1st half to shovel snow
November 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM