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Carl
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Still dumb
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December 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I’d love it, but Slot already had him in the “just a warm body” category before he left and got 0 minutes.
December 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
My wallet would complain before my stomach
December 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Is it a lie that birthdays happen once a year because people are born on different days?
December 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Looks like he got one, they just didn’t acknowledge it on the broadcast
December 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
He can’t keep himself from being maximum himself, so it’s going to be Lane
December 7, 2025 at 5:39 AM
As the messiest of messy coaches, Lane Kiffin is going to be the first to try and decline a conference championship appearance to preserve a playoff spot, right?
December 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Gotta spend more time looking up sick catchphrases
December 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
That seems more repeatable than me missing the 1st half to shovel snow
November 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I mean, being in the same stadium as him almost killed the Tigers’ season
November 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
How much of this is a reassurance to their next hire (hi lane!) that they won’t try to screw him?
November 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
They’re a glass-boned hemophiliac of a team where every stumble can be life threatening
November 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
He’ll probably be fine somewhere else, but this seems beyond saving
November 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Arteta’s ideal basketball game:
November 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Just need to control the game long enough for Virgil’s brain to cool down and reboot
November 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Trying to hail a cab isn’t even a good way to sell contact
November 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Relatedly, would love to know the wire camera operator’s thought process.
November 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM