Victor Stone
@cybercoded.bsky.social
CYBORG — Dismantle me? I’d like to see you try.
Pinned
[CRIMINAL OFFENSIVE side eyes in return.]
[ ... BOMBASTIC side eye. ]
[Sighs to the heavens.] Oh, thank Dick.
January 12, 2026 at 1:13 PM
[CRIMINAL OFFENSIVE side eyes in return.]
[Sighs to the heavens.] Oh, thank Dick.
FINE. I'll hesitate.
Not even if I sic your brother on you?
January 12, 2026 at 1:08 PM
[Sighs to the heavens.] Oh, thank Dick.
Not even if I sic your brother on you?
I ☝️ don't care ☝️
YO, AT LEAST HESITATE A 𝘓𝘐𝘛𝘛𝘓𝘌.
January 12, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Not even if I sic your brother on you?
YO, AT LEAST HESITATE A 𝘓𝘐𝘛𝘛𝘓𝘌.
No hesitation.
If I… log into Cyborg’s stuff and use it, will Damian also destroy it with his bare han—
January 12, 2026 at 12:58 PM
YO, AT LEAST HESITATE A 𝘓𝘐𝘛𝘛𝘓𝘌.
Stop bringing me into YOUR messes.
January 12, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Stop bringing me into YOUR messes.
The Bats out here playin’ zombie games, didn’t know he was cool like that.
January 12, 2026 at 12:29 PM
The Bats out here playin’ zombie games, didn’t know he was cool like that.
He’s supposed to be lip-syncing.
January 9, 2026 at 3:28 AM
He’s supposed to be lip-syncing.
[Standing in the corner, filming Beast Boy filming himself and slowly… shaking his head.]
January 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
[Standing in the corner, filming Beast Boy filming himself and slowly… shaking his head.]
Aw, c’mon, Dick. No shame in being all gelled up like that. [Shoots him a wink.]
December 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Aw, c’mon, Dick. No shame in being all gelled up like that. [Shoots him a wink.]
Now, he doesn’t even gel his hair up in spikes anymore. He’s all grown up, our Dick.
December 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Now, he doesn’t even gel his hair up in spikes anymore. He’s all grown up, our Dick.
… [And what’s on the fourth day.]
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 AM
… [And what’s on the fourth day.]
[Giving him a firm pat on the shoulder.]
Hurt Jason, you’ll have a bunch of Bats and Titans on your ass.
Hurt Jason, you’ll have a bunch of Bats and Titans on your ass.
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 AM
[Giving him a firm pat on the shoulder.]
Hurt Jason, you’ll have a bunch of Bats and Titans on your ass.
Hurt Jason, you’ll have a bunch of Bats and Titans on your ass.
When’s the last time you ever seen a snot wiping up snot—
November 11, 2025 at 9:42 AM
When’s the last time you ever seen a snot wiping up snot—
YOOOOOO?
[Smoke billows out of his ears, short-circuiting.]
[Smoke billows out of his ears, short-circuiting.]
November 11, 2025 at 9:16 AM
YOOOOOO?
[Smoke billows out of his ears, short-circuiting.]
[Smoke billows out of his ears, short-circuiting.]
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WHT THE HELL HAPPENED
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
WHT THE HELL HAPPENED
Clearly, it’s for Beast Boy.
The Titan Tower doggy door isn't for him, obviously.
November 8, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Clearly, it’s for Beast Boy.
[A long… sigh as he runs a hand down his face.]
Okay, first of all, I didn't break into your system.
Second of all, you really need to make sure your windows are locked when the sun sets.
Second of all, you really need to make sure your windows are locked when the sun sets.
November 8, 2025 at 8:09 AM
[A long… sigh as he runs a hand down his face.]
Note to self: Recalibrate Tower security on Monday.
This weekend, I’m out. [Grumbles.] One headache at a time.
This weekend, I’m out. [Grumbles.] One headache at a time.
November 8, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Note to self: Recalibrate Tower security on Monday.
This weekend, I’m out. [Grumbles.] One headache at a time.
This weekend, I’m out. [Grumbles.] One headache at a time.
CAN PEOPLE JUST STOP MESSIN’ WITH MY SYSTEM?
November 8, 2025 at 8:03 AM
CAN PEOPLE JUST STOP MESSIN’ WITH MY SYSTEM?
I RESENT THIS STATEMENT.
Babe, that implies it had a security system in the first place. ~
It seems the Tower security is in need of another upgrade.
November 8, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I RESENT THIS STATEMENT.
[Shoots a look at the camera.] I think we better do a change-up on the sched this week.
Unless we all wanna suffocate. [He says, heedless to the one actually suffocating in the vents.]
Unless we all wanna suffocate. [He says, heedless to the one actually suffocating in the vents.]
November 7, 2025 at 5:05 AM
[Shoots a look at the camera.] I think we better do a change-up on the sched this week.
Unless we all wanna suffocate. [He says, heedless to the one actually suffocating in the vents.]
Unless we all wanna suffocate. [He says, heedless to the one actually suffocating in the vents.]
Crap. Time to vacate the Tower.
It’s laundry day, I think
[Louder sniffing and almost turns green, himself.] WHAT THE— WHO STANK UP THE TOWER?!
November 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Crap. Time to vacate the Tower.