Cynical Artist
@cynicalartist.bsky.social
He/Him
Fan of Sci Fi and Art, Making and Fixing Things, and being a good Spouse.
Account is rarely SFW.
Find me in your comments.
Fan of Sci Fi and Art, Making and Fixing Things, and being a good Spouse.
Account is rarely SFW.
Find me in your comments.
Chill, people. No rush. Enjoy the moment.
The great seasonal invasion has begun once again! But I'll be savoring Fall for as long as I can...
November 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Chill, people. No rush. Enjoy the moment.
Another week.
Another “Fuck this week.”
Another “Fuck this week.”
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Another week.
Another “Fuck this week.”
Another “Fuck this week.”
Hopefully all of you early risers have enough energy for the spooky festivities!
Happy Halloween from 1st shift!!
My hours got changed this year to 4am and we be zombies most mornings... but today it felt almost festive!
My hours got changed this year to 4am and we be zombies most mornings... but today it felt almost festive!
October 31, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Hopefully all of you early risers have enough energy for the spooky festivities!
Be safe while storm watching!
October 29, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Be safe while storm watching!
“The goggles. They do nothing!”
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
“The goggles. They do nothing!”
So, after we remodeled the kitchen 4 years ago, we were left with a two-gang holder with a single center-gang toggle switch.
It had remained uncovered because a two-gang center-toggle plate is not really a thing.
So, finally got around to designing one.
It had remained uncovered because a two-gang center-toggle plate is not really a thing.
So, finally got around to designing one.
October 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
So, after we remodeled the kitchen 4 years ago, we were left with a two-gang holder with a single center-gang toggle switch.
It had remained uncovered because a two-gang center-toggle plate is not really a thing.
So, finally got around to designing one.
It had remained uncovered because a two-gang center-toggle plate is not really a thing.
So, finally got around to designing one.
Earliest Memory. Enough where, years laters, I saw a B copy of “Beautiful Dreamer” and something deep inside compelled me to buy it. I didn’t know why. As I rewatched it at home, all the memories came rushing back and I cried. It was alway in my heart, even if I had forgotten.
October 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Earliest Memory. Enough where, years laters, I saw a B copy of “Beautiful Dreamer” and something deep inside compelled me to buy it. I didn’t know why. As I rewatched it at home, all the memories came rushing back and I cried. It was alway in my heart, even if I had forgotten.
You ever be watching something on your phone and remember you need to check something on your phone so you reach for your phone and freak out cause it’s not where you left it so you pause the video on your phone to look for your phone?
Me neither.
Me neither.
June 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
You ever be watching something on your phone and remember you need to check something on your phone so you reach for your phone and freak out cause it’s not where you left it so you pause the video on your phone to look for your phone?
Me neither.
Me neither.
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I've been working through 2025's animated student films, and I've definitely got a favorite so far.
"Death is a Giant Peanut," by Amy Boisvert. It's less than 7 minutes. Give it a watch.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNal...
"Death is a Giant Peanut," by Amy Boisvert. It's less than 7 minutes. Give it a watch.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNal...
Death is a Giant Peanut | CalArts Film 2025
YouTube video by Amy Boisvert
www.youtube.com
June 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I've been working through 2025's animated student films, and I've definitely got a favorite so far.
"Death is a Giant Peanut," by Amy Boisvert. It's less than 7 minutes. Give it a watch.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNal...
"Death is a Giant Peanut," by Amy Boisvert. It's less than 7 minutes. Give it a watch.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNal...
As a flatlander, up and down are pretty wild.
May 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
As a flatlander, up and down are pretty wild.
TFW friends and family are anxious and they ask you if that’s how you feel and you say “Not exactly. It’s like how you feel, but every day. All the time. Without end.” and they are horrified.
May 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
TFW friends and family are anxious and they ask you if that’s how you feel and you say “Not exactly. It’s like how you feel, but every day. All the time. Without end.” and they are horrified.
I just want to say that Sam and Andy Zuchero’s (instagram.com/thezucheros) film “Love Me” should be watched by all non-lifeforms and lifeforms alike.
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May 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I just want to say that Sam and Andy Zuchero’s (instagram.com/thezucheros) film “Love Me” should be watched by all non-lifeforms and lifeforms alike.
Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know: openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
I’m not upset. I mean, this is on point. I’m just still processing this.
I’m not upset. I mean, this is on point. I’m just still processing this.
May 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know: openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
I’m not upset. I mean, this is on point. I’m just still processing this.
I’m not upset. I mean, this is on point. I’m just still processing this.
Uff. Postinh is hard.
March 24, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Uff. Postinh is hard.
🎼You will eat it all,
Tray full of dessert.
You will force it down
Until your belly hurts.🎶
Tray full of dessert.
You will force it down
Until your belly hurts.🎶
March 24, 2025 at 12:32 PM
🎼You will eat it all,
Tray full of dessert.
You will force it down
Until your belly hurts.🎶
Tray full of dessert.
You will force it down
Until your belly hurts.🎶
@krimdelakrim.bsky.social you seem like you may enjoy this video about infinite possibilities:
youtu.be/qJZ1Ez28C-A?...
The experiment at the end made me cry as I realized that infinite realities could very well exist and one day may be observed.
youtu.be/qJZ1Ez28C-A?...
The experiment at the end made me cry as I realized that infinite realities could very well exist and one day may be observed.
Something Strange Happens When You Trust Quantum Mechanics
YouTube video by Veritasium
youtu.be
March 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
@krimdelakrim.bsky.social you seem like you may enjoy this video about infinite possibilities:
youtu.be/qJZ1Ez28C-A?...
The experiment at the end made me cry as I realized that infinite realities could very well exist and one day may be observed.
youtu.be/qJZ1Ez28C-A?...
The experiment at the end made me cry as I realized that infinite realities could very well exist and one day may be observed.
I purged everything from X. I’m keeping my profile to avoid anyone claiming the handle.
I want to say it was hard to let go, but it wasn’t. With the dumpster fire it became and the leadership in charge, the decision was easy.
Super simple to purge with free tools, too.
I want to say it was hard to let go, but it wasn’t. With the dumpster fire it became and the leadership in charge, the decision was easy.
Super simple to purge with free tools, too.
February 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I purged everything from X. I’m keeping my profile to avoid anyone claiming the handle.
I want to say it was hard to let go, but it wasn’t. With the dumpster fire it became and the leadership in charge, the decision was easy.
Super simple to purge with free tools, too.
I want to say it was hard to let go, but it wasn’t. With the dumpster fire it became and the leadership in charge, the decision was easy.
Super simple to purge with free tools, too.
I can’t believe it’s only January 87th.
January 31, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I can’t believe it’s only January 87th.
I’m gonna be mighty disappointed if I don’t see a civil war in my lifetime between those that hate and those that just want to live their lives.
January 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I’m gonna be mighty disappointed if I don’t see a civil war in my lifetime between those that hate and those that just want to live their lives.
Oh no. My first block on here. Looks like the “rondos that follow 11k people” have moved on over.
January 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Oh no. My first block on here. Looks like the “rondos that follow 11k people” have moved on over.
@shubijubi.bsky.social looks like someone really liked the ad for the cookbook.
December 26, 2024 at 1:27 PM
@shubijubi.bsky.social looks like someone really liked the ad for the cookbook.
Just wrapped up my daily round of going through my X timeline just to block all ads.
December 6, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Just wrapped up my daily round of going through my X timeline just to block all ads.
Hahahahahaha
*wheeze*
HAHAHAHAHA
*wheeze*
HAHAHAHAHA
November 28, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Hahahahahaha
*wheeze*
HAHAHAHAHA
*wheeze*
HAHAHAHAHA
Might be reaching the event horizon. It’s taking me about as long to go through my feed here than on X.
November 15, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Might be reaching the event horizon. It’s taking me about as long to go through my feed here than on X.