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Anastasia Beaverhausen.
@cynicallee.bsky.social
Life is a catwalk, so put your best foot forward and pound that bitch!

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Neverrrrr ages!!
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I love when y’all geezers remind me of how young I am because what is this????
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Heaux!! (Gender neutral)

Make some noise if you been feelin’ like a bad bitch all gotdamn day!! ✨
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
My tribe 🫱🏽‍🫲🏾
November 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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WASHINGTON (AP) — Two National Guard members have been shot in Washington, D.C., and their condition isn't known, AP source says.
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Getting whacked by a micro-sized hemorrhoid hunter wasn’t on my bingo card, but here we are.
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November 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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That’s cause most niggas words is worthless now
we don't say "word is bond" anymore.
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
A stroke a day really does keep the heaux away 🙂‍↕️
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Can we please bring back male rnb groups?
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Big mama, no kids. 💁🏾‍♂️
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Good morning! ✨
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
You want us to sing it unseasoned like the colonizers?
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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I'll NEVER do a dating app again, and I don't go outside much anymore. It's gonna have to happen by chance for me.
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Have and would.
Question for everyone, would you date a person that already has kids?
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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I am such a goofball lmaooo 🤣😂
November 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
If I actually stuck to a healthy diet, my body would literally be insane by now. I workout at minimum five days a week, sometimes twice a day.
November 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
ILoveAntman >>>> 😮‍💨
November 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Act tough, get ya man’s fucked 🙃
November 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Nobody:

Me listening to Finally Over It for the millionth time:
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November 23, 2025 at 7:13 AM