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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 19h

either that or a bird shat on some dog piss

Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 1d

Saw what appeared to be a painting of a magpie on the ground, but on closer inspection it might just be some random dirt. Its eye is a ladybird that decided to sit there.

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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 1d

who the hell is telling men in their 20s to grow moustaches? They will never not look like someone who drank their hot chocolate too quickly

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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 2d

The first rule of boring Cyriak club: never tell them your name is Cyriak, thats a whole conversation right there. 2nd rule: don't tell them what you do, if its in any way interesting. Make up the dullest job you can think of. 3rd rule: talk as long as you can about the weather + medical complaints

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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 3d

i make an effort for podcasts, but talking to my next door neighbours is something i prefer to discourage if possible.

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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 3d

It hasn't been easy, but I think I've finally perfected the art of being so boring to talk to, even old people can't wait to get away from me.

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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 4d

the only winning move is not to play

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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 4d

I made an intelligent piece of paper

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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 4d

haha oh shit, that means i have to do some kind of video now to celebrate. Which I probably should have been working on for months but haven't even thought about

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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 6d

this solstice is sponsored by: Massive Rocks. "they're mega-lithic!"

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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 6d

Cheers!

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Tammi, yeah, that one. 2.1 @tammi.bsky.social · 6d

Single Menhirs In Your Area.

Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 6d

Seeing how ubiquitous sponsored ads are in youtube videos now makes me wonder if all the mysterious prehistoric art we cant figure out was just adverts for shit. Like, what if stonehenge was just an advert for massive rocks...

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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 6d

Seeing how ubiquitous sponsored ads are in youtube videos now makes me wonder if all the mysterious prehistoric art we cant figure out was just adverts for shit. Like, what if stonehenge was just an advert for massive rocks...

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Cassetteboy @cassetteboy.bsky.social · 10d

New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer.

This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!

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Paul Bedser @pwbee99.bsky.social · 11d

New Work - The Great Cheese Rush!

Who is this person? Plundering the universe for precious resources? The savior of a planet or the destroyer of alien lifeforms?

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#illustration #イラスト#handrawn #penandink #characterdesign #freelanceillustrator #i̇llustrationoftheday #cheese

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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 11d

i appreciate the pain and suffering you must endure having to watch all this stuff

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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 11d

Welcolme to bluesky old bean

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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 12d

I have a theory that ai is putting stupid mistakes in stuff because that is their brand now, and without stupid mistakes in stuff it would look like no one is using it

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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 12d

he's hanging out with bravoo man somewhere near the top

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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 12d

Ranking video game bosses

S: Giant normal enemy
A-E: everything else
F: Evil you

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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 17d

I was waiting for that link to load and remembered I actually have that book so I looked it up instead. Very true

Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 18d

That video was my inspiration for asking, its clearly a solved problem

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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 18d

I have a russell hobbs toaster at the moment and it is the worst toaster I have ever owned.

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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 18d

I can imagine all kinds of wifi toasters with intelligent bullshit are out there, burning adverts onto your toast and the like.

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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 18d

is there such a thing as a modern toaster that knows when your bread is toasted and stops toasting it?

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