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@czarmitch.bsky.social

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mitch mitchell @czarmitch.bsky.social · Aug 2

age-mogging my friend’s newborn baby

taking a selfie with my friend’s newborn baby who’s sleeping in a baby carrier

mitch mitchell @czarmitch.bsky.social · 24m

he just said “i’m gonna throw up. but i’m gonna be so chill about it.”

mitch mitchell @czarmitch.bsky.social · 25m

my brother just came home SO drunk and here are the things he called gay:
1. hockey
2. weddings
3. weddings again
4. me

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Emily Zhou @emializh.bsky.social · 1d

us government: we are fascist

your roommate who just started vyvanse: hey man just letting you know I consolidated the coriander

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ceej @ceej.online · 1d

damn. hoping it at least signifies something

William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 1d

It is a tale
Told by an idiot

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mitch mitchell @czarmitch.bsky.social · Aug 19

gemma and i are trying to stop saying “kms” so we’re saying things like this

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mitch mitchell @czarmitch.bsky.social · 1d

wearing a mask when you’re anxious in public rocks. hat, glasses, mask…i’m da invisible man

mitch mitchell @czarmitch.bsky.social · 2d

having a bald boyfriend just means there’s more forehead to kiss

mitch mitchell @czarmitch.bsky.social · 2d

people are afraid of going bald, meanwhile i’m using my mind powers to make my bf more bald so he can be even hotter

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mitch mitchell @czarmitch.bsky.social · 3d

i bought a watch and 3 wall clocks, and now i’m addicted to knowing what time it is

mitch mitchell @czarmitch.bsky.social · 3d

really happy for you!! <3

mitch mitchell @czarmitch.bsky.social · 4d

he also said “she needs to go through a breakup so she can make a good album again”

mitch mitchell @czarmitch.bsky.social · 4d

i told my dad, a swiftie, about the post saying taylor is the first person to contract CTE sexually, and he thought that was extremely funny

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mitch mitchell @czarmitch.bsky.social · 5d

my mom just said “and i got on this website Blue Sky?” and the kill bill sirens went off in my head while she was saying “but i cant figure it out”

mitch mitchell @czarmitch.bsky.social · 5d

that’s a really good point

mitch mitchell @czarmitch.bsky.social · 5d

she literally might not listen to secular music tho

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mitch mitchell @czarmitch.bsky.social · 5d

i wonder if my detrans ex who became a born-again / pray-away-the-gay christian is a swiftie

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mitch mitchell @czarmitch.bsky.social · 6d

last night was a screenshot of dana scully fr

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mitch mitchell @czarmitch.bsky.social · 6d

mayor brandon johnson meet me at the playground (where our kids can no longer play safely) at 3 pm for an ass kicking

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mitch mitchell @czarmitch.bsky.social · 7d

not many realize this, but if you put peanut butter on an oreo, it becomes a protein bar

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mitch mitchell @czarmitch.bsky.social · 7d

that tweet that’s like “does your cat think you’re its mom or the government” — felix thinks he’s my landlord, and pepsie thinks i’m HER cat

mitch mitchell @czarmitch.bsky.social · 10d

silent hill id like to fuck

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mitch mitchell @czarmitch.bsky.social · 10d

aww ☺️ well i received it but at what cost 🤨

mitch mitchell @czarmitch.bsky.social · 10d

does anyone remember how i developed a large bruise on the back of my head?

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mitch mitchell @czarmitch.bsky.social · 10d

my boyfriend matt was telling me about a fictional show about midwives and nuns saving people post-WW2, and suddenly he was crying and was like “these women were just so strong” while i held him and comforted him

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