emily
@czechemout.bsky.social
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early 30s / bts OT7 fan / writer and lover of all ships ~ https://patreon.com/czechemout
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Chappell Roan day, mermaid-themed. 🫧
Side of my face with three seashell clips
czechemout.bsky.social
ao3 drop! 'hang us in the louvre' is my first taejin, and inspired by taehyung being an absolute menace in Paris, and how much I think Seokjin would secretly enjoy being on his arm there. enjoy ~ 💜
archiveofourown.org/works/72090121
moodboard featuring taehyung and seokjin, particularly images of them at fashion shows
czechemout.bsky.social
He could! He does! I just need to force my brain to commit, he will be absolutely precious as an alpha trying to deal with incorrigible omega Hoseok. I just see him as 🥺 while Namjoon is 🫩 and it’s just a different vibe.
czechemout.bsky.social
The outline is vhope which I love but… Namjoon makes such a good burly, pining alpha to hoseok’s wallflower, stubborn omega! I guess I’m just unwilling to give Tae a chance but I’m enjoying writing the same characters in different situations lol.
czechemout.bsky.social
new regency story coming soon-ish but I’m at the point where I introduce our alpha and I know I should branch out and make it NOT namseok but… I feel like writing namseok in regency omegaverse is how it’s meant to be!
czechemout.bsky.social
surprise, another kinky patreon story for October! my first namjin, featuring Seokjin maximizing his blowjob lips for the good of mankind in a dirty bathroom, and Namjoon being the blessed recipient.
www.patreon.com/posts/namjin...
Namjin - Gloryhole One-Shot | 3.5k, rated E | Emily
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czechemout.bsky.social
I will never get through a kinktober because I cannot write short things. So please enjoy an 8k free use Yoongi x OT6 canon-themed story! As BTS returns from the military, Yoongi is there to greet them. www.patreon.com/posts/ot7-yo...
moodboard featuring Yoongi profile image in the center, with BTS's military discharge pictures at each corner (top left Seokjin holding flowers in military uniform; top right Hoseok holding two bouquets of flowers in military uniform; bottom left Namjoon and Taehyung in military uniform; bottom right Jimin and Jungkook in military uniform), and miscellaneous pictures of hands and romantic images. Bottom middle is BTS's hands touching together.
czechemout.bsky.social
o-fish-ially writing yoonjin, I guess!
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Sea-riously exciting news — sign-ups are open! Dive in below 🌊✨

🔗 forms.gle/WYoY2iek9QLM...
Dark blue sky at the top with light blue water. In the corner, there's a boat on the water with two men fishing. There is the YJE logo of two hooks crossing above them. In the middle, it says "Sign-ups are open!" with fish swimming around them. Beneath it says "Don't be koi! Join the Yoonjin Fic Exchange today!"
czechemout.bsky.social
your post reeled me in! 🎣
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snippet from OT6 x Yoongi I am trying very hard to finish for my October patreon!
Snippet from new untitled story:

“Fuck, that was hot,” Namjoon said as they both laid panting on the bed. “I’m probably going to come in like ten seconds.” 

“A record,” Yoongi managed to joke, smiling when Taehyung began to giggle on top of him. Somewhere from the side of the bed, Namjoon swatted Yoongi’s thigh.
czechemout.bsky.social
Oh no, I’m so sorry. Animals deserve to live forever. 💜🫂
czechemout.bsky.social
Love seeing BTS in the wild! Went to an open house and these were in the loft space.
A poster of BTS featuring 4 of the members above a picture of a BTS baseball cap, and a photo of Harry Styles singing. These are posted on a white board. Two coffee table books, one about Harry styles and one about BTS
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nyappycallie.bsky.social
ID LET HIM SCRAMBLE MY EGGS! WHISK ME TO PERFECTION! FRY ME TILL I SIZZLE POP
blueandgrey77.bsky.social
jungkook…eggs….the jokes make themselves
czechemout.bsky.social
The worst part was that it was actually so fun so I couldn’t even say I told you so. 😅 extroverts are just powerful that way.
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whenmoonrise.bsky.social
Namjoon is cute in a way that is both purposeful yet unintentional at the same time. He knows he is cute and he does cute things on purpose to be cute, however the cutest things he does are completely by accident (dropping his phone).
czechemout.bsky.social
my husband is like this and I let him plan 1 day of our vacay, and it was "go to a bar, make friends, see what they're doing, decide if that sounds fun" and I almost had a panic attack. what if we don't make friends?? what if their plans suck?? what if they have tickets to something and we don't??
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do you ever get halfway through writing something and you're just like... I want this done already?? like I already wrote 3k words, why do I have to write 3k more??
(especially when it's porn, it just feels repetitive to keep having yoongi get banged, so I try to make each time different but like-)
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theinsanefox.bsky.social
I finally figured out my vibe when people comment on a fic “I don’t like x in fics—“

I’m the scene from Rocky Horror when Janet says “I don’t like a man with too many muscles” and Franknfurter yells “I didn’t make him for YOU!”

So basically, good thing I didn’t write this for you. It was for me.
Screen shot from rocky horror picture show. The top half is when Janet says “well…I don’t like men with too many muscles.” Bottom half is Frankenfurter yelling “I didn’t make him for you!”
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clarz.bsky.social
one hobi pic a day! boyfriend
j-hope from the 2020 winter package in helsinki. light brown coat with fur-lined hood. the color matches the grass behind him, blowing in the wind along with his hair. hobi has turned to look into the camera as if it's captured a casual glance.
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joonlens.bsky.social
so what i’ve learnt today is taehyung likes being bossy and handing out praise, jungkook is whiny and loves getting permission, and namjoon enjoys watching and easily folds wow
czechemout.bsky.social
He’d learn daddy kink from Carlisle stories. 🫠 and I feel like he’d start with Bella/edward because he LOVES true love, but quickly get bored and move on.
czechemout.bsky.social
I fear he’d write twilight fic (or at least read it).
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mabyn.bsky.social
is it normal to cry over a pic of a little guy with an undercut and a guitar
czechemout.bsky.social
Missed my middle school reunion for this, but here’s to those (f)suckers