Danielle Anne Baum
@dabaum.bsky.social
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right! I have to put a description here don't I? I'm a queer trans artist on the autistic spectrum that deals with depression and anxiety. I used to be a librarian, might again one day. I curse if you don't like it fuck off.
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just in case someone is curious i use the phrase "oh gods" because 1) i'm a huge fan of percy jackson series, but 2) i choose to follow the greek gods. athena is my mother, lady artemis is my aunt, etc.
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i'd ask what he did but my brain is still trying to recover from the sheer stupidity of rfk's statements this week.
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happy anniversary!

it's...year 10? for me. I think?...I came out in winter of 2014 to one person and then to others sometime after that in 2015 and then to the world in 2016. my only regret is that I took so long to be true to myself.
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...publisher description of a book: "perfect for fans of raina's guts and x book by x and x"

me: "oh. I haven't heard of that book. wonder what it is....it...it doesn't release til April of 2026. publisher. PUBLISHER! stop torturing me damnit!
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something custom I'd understand... but this was literally a paper bookmark that had the name of a different location in it. in the system. and I wonder do they save receipts? random scraps of paper is this meant to shame people? cause like they didn't even ask just tossed it at me and I had to ask
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so... my local library did something.. odd? when they checked in books they looked for things stuck in them. cool. well one of the books had a paper bookmark. from another library in the system. y'all they saved it. they put a note in my record to give it back to me. I . what? like if it were
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...maybe your mutant powers are coming in?
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McSweeney's doing the Lord's work here.
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We're close to completing our list for September. Look for it on our site next week. If you need a refresher, or, you know, lean toward masochism, here are all 416 atrocities committed by the Trump administration since the reality TV star/steak salesman/convicted felon took office.
Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
buff.ly
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right??? stupid machines.
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its horrible! why do they not just start automatically you know?
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soooooo jon's high as fuck is what you're telling us? because Johnny cash was on sesame street...Dylan never was. let that sink in. sesame street, a show for KIDS, knew that cash was cool and popular enough that KIDS under the age of 8 would appreciate him. idiots.
wsj.com
Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, country-music legend Johnny Cash can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength, writes Jon Fasman.
Essay | Can We Finally Give Johnny Cash His Due?
Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, the country-music legend can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength.
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he appeared on Sesame Street!
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soooooo jon's high as fuck is what you're telling us? because Johnny cash was on sesame street...Dylan never was. let that sink in. sesame street, a show for KIDS, knew that cash was cool and popular enough that KIDS under the age of 8 would appreciate him. idiots.
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I find the he keeps opening the windows in the bathroom! super awkward to start stripping and seeing the birds peering in watching me! ...God keeps saying something about balancing the scales..
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did you know that dryers won't start unless you press the start button? it's very confusing.
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and they've called to tell you they won't be home for 3 more years and if you call the cops they've kidnapped your dog and will leave them on a deserted island.
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bwhahhahaha....I like to think he's just going "mom needs some exercise. I exercises mom."
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* smacks your brain in to behaving *
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...those are some really weird choices to. the kid that's a literal menace. a woodpecker and the cartoon from the 60's that everyone quit watching after 5 years...OHHHH it's all the grandparent cartoons. people are weird.
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to leave hate messages everywhere. to say that someone else is wrong for existing. and so many of them claim to be "Christians" too...I say the dog in the back of the pickup truck, that's loving life and enjoying pets and happily giving licks and love understands what it means to be Christian better
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i look forward to the day when I don't have to fear leaving comments of support on other trans people's pages for fear that someone will use it to put me on a list and say I don't deserve to exist. or that i'm pretending. or that i'm sick. or that I'm going to hell. life is too fucking short
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I have not gotten to pet any puppies at work this week and I...I am bereft. the only dogs I saw were small dachshunds with their heads stuck out of big f150 windows enjoying the breeze through their floopy ears. and I could not disturb them because they looked so wild and free.
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nooooooooooo!!!! *sets the germs on fire and covers you with a healing layer of puppies *
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that is a very lovely dress!
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this has always been one of my favorites because Tom Holland just goes hard....but then there's big bird and it just hits hard too: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hbB...
Big Bird Performs “Feeling Good” & “I Gotta Feeling” | Lip Sync Battle
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