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I bet the White House staff is busy setting up a bunch of cardboard cutouts in the Oval Office like in Home Alone
September 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I bet the White House staff is busy setting up a bunch of cardboard cutouts in the Oval Office like in Home Alone
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White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body
https://theonion.com/white-house-downplays-trump-hand-bruise-as-least-concerning-part-of-body/
https://theonion.com/white-house-downplays-trump-hand-bruise-as-least-concerning-part-of-body/
White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body
WASHINGTON—As they called attention to his alarmingly sallow complexion and rapidly deteriorating brain function, White House officials sought to quell speculation Monday over the bruising on Presiden...
theonion.com
August 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body
https://theonion.com/white-house-downplays-trump-hand-bruise-as-least-concerning-part-of-body/
https://theonion.com/white-house-downplays-trump-hand-bruise-as-least-concerning-part-of-body/
In what reality metric? Lol
August 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
In what reality metric? Lol
She is reaching the bachelor. Of Mr. Roger's, Bob Ross, Lamar Burton, and Steve Erwin
June 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
She is reaching the bachelor. Of Mr. Roger's, Bob Ross, Lamar Burton, and Steve Erwin
Can he sue them for character defamation if he's found not guilty?
June 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Can he sue them for character defamation if he's found not guilty?
Bannon positioning to be Trumps rebound lol
June 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Bannon positioning to be Trumps rebound lol
My hope is that they think that they were "randomly chosen" because they think they will oppose him, and then they can't use the excuse of being a radical left judge.
June 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
My hope is that they think that they were "randomly chosen" because they think they will oppose him, and then they can't use the excuse of being a radical left judge.
Those boneless wings tho...
April 17, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Those boneless wings tho...
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But don't worry. All of the human beings we sent to El Salvador are absolutely, super-duper guilty.
NEW: DOJ is dropping its prosecution of a man it identified as an MS-13 leader and whose capture was celebrated with a huge press conference by AG Bondi, Kash Patel and Glenn Youngkin. w/ @joshgerstein
www.politico.com/news/2025/04...
www.politico.com/news/2025/04...
April 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
But don't worry. All of the human beings we sent to El Salvador are absolutely, super-duper guilty.
Aaron looking like the Trump administration is wearing him a little thin in this thumbnail. It's been a long year these past 2 months.
March 27, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Aaron looking like the Trump administration is wearing him a little thin in this thumbnail. It's been a long year these past 2 months.
No, but they have to win tonight.
March 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
No, but they have to win tonight.
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JD Vance Reminded Caddies Not Allowed In Clubhouse
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March 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
JD Vance Reminded Caddies Not Allowed In Clubhouse
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some helpful reminders:
-not all jews support israel
-criticizing israel is not the same as being antisemitic
-being pro-palestine does not equal being pro-hamas
-arresting someone for being pro-palestine is a violation of the first amendment
-violating someone’s first amendment rights is bad
-not all jews support israel
-criticizing israel is not the same as being antisemitic
-being pro-palestine does not equal being pro-hamas
-arresting someone for being pro-palestine is a violation of the first amendment
-violating someone’s first amendment rights is bad
March 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
some helpful reminders:
-not all jews support israel
-criticizing israel is not the same as being antisemitic
-being pro-palestine does not equal being pro-hamas
-arresting someone for being pro-palestine is a violation of the first amendment
-violating someone’s first amendment rights is bad
-not all jews support israel
-criticizing israel is not the same as being antisemitic
-being pro-palestine does not equal being pro-hamas
-arresting someone for being pro-palestine is a violation of the first amendment
-violating someone’s first amendment rights is bad
No, he's going there to say there is no gold, and then use that news to prop up crypto to make more money.
February 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
No, he's going there to say there is no gold, and then use that news to prop up crypto to make more money.
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Trump and his American oligarchs are now openly aligning themselves with Putin and his Russian oligarchs.
This Putin-Trump alliance means abandoning our allies, supporting authoritarianism and undermining our democratic traditions.
This Putin-Trump alliance means abandoning our allies, supporting authoritarianism and undermining our democratic traditions.
February 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Trump and his American oligarchs are now openly aligning themselves with Putin and his Russian oligarchs.
This Putin-Trump alliance means abandoning our allies, supporting authoritarianism and undermining our democratic traditions.
This Putin-Trump alliance means abandoning our allies, supporting authoritarianism and undermining our democratic traditions.
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(former heroin addict and apparent steroid user who now looks like a boiled catcher's mitt and sounds like someone who gargles hot tar)
"I just want Americans to be healthy!"
"I just want Americans to be healthy!"
January 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
(former heroin addict and apparent steroid user who now looks like a boiled catcher's mitt and sounds like someone who gargles hot tar)
"I just want Americans to be healthy!"
"I just want Americans to be healthy!"
We need more Rex UK game analysis. That's my only draw back for this app, not near enough sports discussion.
January 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
We need more Rex UK game analysis. That's my only draw back for this app, not near enough sports discussion.
Mrs. Rachel Supremecy
January 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Mrs. Rachel Supremecy
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Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public.
He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.
Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.
Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
January 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public.
He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.
Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.
Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
Is he the Mario to Steve Bannons Wario?
December 27, 2024 at 1:12 PM
Is he the Mario to Steve Bannons Wario?
Bro people are literally buying garden sheds to live in.
December 5, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Bro people are literally buying garden sheds to live in.
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PSA: When you’re threatening to pull children’s hospital funding because doctors don’t want to turn kids away over their immigration status, you might not be the good guys in the story. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
November 30, 2024 at 2:41 PM
PSA: When you’re threatening to pull children’s hospital funding because doctors don’t want to turn kids away over their immigration status, you might not be the good guys in the story. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
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So let me get this straight.
You need a background check to rent an apartment but not to be Director of National Intelligence?
Got it.
You need a background check to rent an apartment but not to be Director of National Intelligence?
Got it.
November 26, 2024 at 7:01 PM
So let me get this straight.
You need a background check to rent an apartment but not to be Director of National Intelligence?
Got it.
You need a background check to rent an apartment but not to be Director of National Intelligence?
Got it.
Ah didn't realize FL had limits. That's good I guess.
November 22, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Ah didn't realize FL had limits. That's good I guess.