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Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 5d

the mods admins ceo etc of this website all suck shit. i hate this website so much i will never post here again

Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 5d

the mods admins ceo etc of this website all suck shit. i hate this website so much i will never post here again

Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · Jul 9

August 01, 1991

A three panel Garfield comic.

Panel 1: Garfield is happily approaching a bored looking Jon. Garfield thinks, "Want to hear about my nap?"

Panel 2: Jon watches happily as Garfield animatedly explains his nap. Garf's speech bubble is a large letter Z.

Panel 3: Garfield continues to tell his story and Jon thinks, "It may be boring but it's all the world to him"

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Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · Jul 8

August 14, 1995

A three panel Garfield comic.

Panel 1: Garfield is walking onto the fence to roaring applause. He's wearing a flashy blazer with pink and purple stripes and a red bow tie. He has a simple cane. He smiles extremely wide and thinks, "Thank you for that wonderful ovation!"

Panel 2: He gets confused, as the applause keep going strong without him doing anything.

Panel 3: He realizes they're cheering for something else. He looks to his side to see a spider juggling 7 little balls.

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Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · Jul 6

September 07, 1990

A three panel Garfield comic.

Panel 1: Garfield is laying down shivering and thinks "Boy! It's cold in here!"

Panel 2: He reaches down and thinks, "Better turn the heat on" there is a 'CLICK' sound effect.

Panel 3: The perspective zooms out and we see that Garfield is laying on the television and has clicked it on for warmth. The TV has a person reading from a cue card, possibly a newscaster or talk show host. Garfield is smiling and has his eyes closed.

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Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · Jul 1

February 27, 1981

A three panel Garfield comic.

Panel 1: Garfield is asleep in his little bed box with his blanket over him and his teddy bear in his arms. He is smiling. Jon watches over him, smiling and giggling.

Panel 2: Jon remarks, "I wonder what grandiose dream Garfield is having right now"

Panel 3: We see a big thought bubble over Garfield where instead of him holding his teddy bear while he sleeps, he's sleeping in its lap.

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Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · Jul 1

August 26, 1988

A three panel Garfield comic.

Panel 1: Garfield is gleefully watching as Jon is grumpily fiddling with a plate of noodles. Jon says, "This is ridiculous"

Panel 2: He continues, "You're so finicky"

Panel 3: He puts down the noodles and says, "There, all the ends are tied together" and Garfield joyfully regards the reader and thinks, "One-slurp spaghetti"

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Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · Jun 26

June 25, 1988

A three panel Garfield comic.

Panel 1: Jon is watching in horror as Garfield slucks the cheese from his lasagna. He exclaims, "Garfield! What are you doing?!" and the sound effect says "Sluuuck!"

Panel 2: Garfield continues slucking and thinks, "I'm slucking the cheese off your lasagna" the sound effect continues "sluuuck!"

Panel 3: Jon says "You're slucking the cheese off my lasagna" and Garf thinks, "Nothing escapes this man"

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Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · Jun 25

April 30, 1980

A three panel Garfield comic.

Panel 1: Garfield is in a little washbasin full of suds with Jon standing outside with a scrub brush. Jon says "I'm really going to get you clean today, Garfield"

Panel 2: Jon scrubs away happily while Garf grimaces. The sound effects say "Scrub scrub scrub scrub".

Panel 3: Jon pauses and holds up a black squiggle. He asks, "What's this?" and Garfield thinks, "One of my stripes, you bimbo".

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Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · Jun 24

April 18, 1996

A three panel Garfield comic.

Panel 1: Garfield is sitting in the sofa chair watching television. Someone on TV says, "Today I'll be preparing my special 'soup surprise' ".

Panel 2: The TV host continues, "People ask, 'What's so surprising about soup'?"

Panel 3: The host continues, "You see, there's a little man inside the pot..." Garfield turns to the reader and thinks, "Guess who's been hitting the vanilla extract?"

Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · Jun 23

September 29, 2003

A three panel Garfield comic.

Panel 1: Garfield and Jon are looking out the window into the yard. It's snowing and there's a swarm of insects. Jon and Garfield look unimpressed. Jon says, "It's a cold, dark morning".

Panel 2: He continues, "It's hailing... locusts are eating the lawn..."

Panel 3: He concludes, "The fence is on fire..." and Garfield adds, "Just another average Monday".

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Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · Jun 22

March 17, 1999

A three panel Garfield comic.

Panel 1: Garfield is walking along the fence with a blank look. He's in the dark, and walking toward a beam of light.

Panel 2: As he walks into the beam, he does an extremely spirited shuffle dance with a huge smile facing the audience.

Panel 3: After exiting the beam, he is back to his nonchalant walk.

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Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · Jun 21

this has been better than gocomics

Poco @pocoposting.bsky.social · Jun 16

I have a website you can use

pt.jikos.cz/garfield/200...

Garfield comics

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Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · Jun 21

July 26, 1990

A three panel Garfield comic.

Panel 1: Garfield and Jon are standing inside the house by a window with shredded curtains. Garfield looks surprised as Jon sneakily explains "What do you think of my new curtains, Garfield? They're pre-shredded so there's nothing you can do to them!"

Panel 2: Grumpy Garfield sits in front of the window with the curtains on his lap. He's working on the curtains with a needle and thread.

Panel 3: Jon looks dumbfounded to see the curtains hanging perfectly in the window as Garfield walks away thinking, "Ha! Ruined them".

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Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · Jun 20

June 19, 2002

A three panel Garfield comic.

Panel 1: Jon absent minded stares at Garfield who is laying on his back on the table. He asks Garfield, "24 years is a long time. What's the secret to your longevity?"

Panel 2: He continues to look at Garfield who continues to lay down.

Panel 3: Jon responds to the silence with, "I seeeeeee..." and Garfield thinks, "Wait, there's more".

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Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · Jun 18

January 20, 1981

A three panel Garfield comic.

Panel 1: Garfield is quickly slurping from a mug and Jon turns to face him with a surprised look. The sound effect says "SLUP".

Panel 2: Jon holds out a tea bag and says, "That was my hot water, Garfield. I was going to make tea" and Garfield thinks "I know that" as he reaches for the bag.

Panel 3: Garfield puts the bag in his mouth with the tag sticking out. He has a puckered face almost like he's slurping spaghetti. Jon looks unamused and comments, "Weird".

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Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · Jun 17

seconding this. it's fine for reading the past week(?) of comics, but the rest is behind a paywall now.

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Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · Jun 17

@cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social have you cow tooled this strip? 🐱

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Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · Jun 17

May 05, 1983

A three panel Garfield comic.

Panel 1: Jon is sitting at the counter and eating a burger. He is holding it casually off to the side.

Panel 2: Garfield bounds toward the burger with sharp teeth showing in his wide open mouth.

Panel 3: Garfield has put Jon's entire hand in his mouth along with the burger. Jon says, "Release my hand, Garfield". and Garfield thinks, "You release hamburger, I release hand".

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Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · Jun 16

february 27, 1989

A three panel Garfield comic.

Panel 1: Garfield stands on top of the fence. It is night and the moon is full and low in the sky, giving the appearance of a spotlight. Garfield addresses the audience with a big smile, "Anyone here tonight from out of town?"

Panel 2: His smile gets a bit smaller and he asks, "Anyone here from IN town?"

Panel 3: We zoom out to show an alley with trashcans, a dumpster, and apartment windows, some with fire escapes. Garfield, small and silhouetted in the background, asks "ANYONE HERE?"

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Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · Jun 16

is there a generally agreed upon replacement for gocomics yet?

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Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · Jun 16

great point 🐱

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · Jun 16

Edited Garfield comic strip. Garfield climbs into a white pillow case while thinking, "if I were to come back to this earth, I'd like to come back as a cow tool."

He nestles into the edge of a table as a cow starts to lay out other tools and thinks, "I could lie on a table all day."

Finally, as all the tools are laid out and the cow stands, staring blankly, Garfield closes his eyes and smiles while thinking, "and cows would show me off and confuse people."

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Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · Jun 16

should i start posting again? 🤔

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Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · Nov 24

november 25, 1982

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Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · Nov 23

march 10, 1983

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