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Assorted Garfield comics described in alt text and posted once daily(ish).

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Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · Oct 6
the mods admins ceo etc of this website all suck shit. i hate this website so much i will never post here again
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the mods admins ceo etc of this website all suck shit. i hate this website so much i will never post here again
October 6, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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August 01, 1991
A three panel Garfield comic. Panel 1: Garfield is happily approaching a bored looking Jon. Garfield thinks, "Want to hear about my nap?" Panel 2: Jon watches happily as Garfield animatedly explains his nap. Garf's speech bubble is a large letter Z. Panel 3: Garfield continues to tell his story and Jon thinks, "It may be boring but it's all the world to him"
July 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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August 14, 1995
A three panel Garfield comic. Panel 1: Garfield is walking onto the fence to roaring applause. He's wearing a flashy blazer with pink and purple stripes and a red bow tie. He has a simple cane. He smiles extremely wide and thinks, "Thank you for that wonderful ovation!" Panel 2: He gets confused, as the applause keep going strong without him doing anything. Panel 3: He realizes they're cheering for something else. He looks to his side to see a spider juggling 7 little balls.
July 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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September 07, 1990
A three panel Garfield comic. Panel 1: Garfield is laying down shivering and thinks "Boy! It's cold in here!" Panel 2: He reaches down and thinks, "Better turn the heat on" there is a 'CLICK' sound effect. Panel 3: The perspective zooms out and we see that Garfield is laying on the television and has clicked it on for warmth. The TV has a person reading from a cue card, possibly a newscaster or talk show host. Garfield is smiling and has his eyes closed.
July 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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February 27, 1981
A three panel Garfield comic. Panel 1: Garfield is asleep in his little bed box with his blanket over him and his teddy bear in his arms. He is smiling. Jon watches over him, smiling and giggling. Panel 2: Jon remarks, "I wonder what grandiose dream Garfield is having right now" Panel 3: We see a big thought bubble over Garfield where instead of him holding his teddy bear while he sleeps, he's sleeping in its lap.
July 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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August 26, 1988
A three panel Garfield comic. Panel 1: Garfield is gleefully watching as Jon is grumpily fiddling with a plate of noodles. Jon says, "This is ridiculous" Panel 2: He continues, "You're so finicky" Panel 3: He puts down the noodles and says, "There, all the ends are tied together" and Garfield joyfully regards the reader and thinks, "One-slurp spaghetti"
July 1, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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June 25, 1988
A three panel Garfield comic. Panel 1: Jon is watching in horror as Garfield slucks the cheese from his lasagna. He exclaims, "Garfield! What are you doing?!" and the sound effect says "Sluuuck!" Panel 2: Garfield continues slucking and thinks, "I'm slucking the cheese off your lasagna" the sound effect continues "sluuuck!" Panel 3: Jon says "You're slucking the cheese off my lasagna" and Garf thinks, "Nothing escapes this man"
June 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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April 30, 1980
A three panel Garfield comic. Panel 1: Garfield is in a little washbasin full of suds with Jon standing outside with a scrub brush. Jon says "I'm really going to get you clean today, Garfield" Panel 2: Jon scrubs away happily while Garf grimaces. The sound effects say "Scrub scrub scrub scrub". Panel 3: Jon pauses and holds up a black squiggle. He asks, "What's this?" and Garfield thinks, "One of my stripes, you bimbo".
June 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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April 18, 1996
A three panel Garfield comic. Panel 1: Garfield is sitting in the sofa chair watching television. Someone on TV says, "Today I'll be preparing my special 'soup surprise' ". Panel 2: The TV host continues, "People ask, 'What's so surprising about soup'?" Panel 3: The host continues, "You see, there's a little man inside the pot..." Garfield turns to the reader and thinks, "Guess who's been hitting the vanilla extract?"
June 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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September 29, 2003
A three panel Garfield comic. Panel 1: Garfield and Jon are looking out the window into the yard. It's snowing and there's a swarm of insects. Jon and Garfield look unimpressed. Jon says, "It's a cold, dark morning". Panel 2: He continues, "It's hailing... locusts are eating the lawn..." Panel 3: He concludes, "The fence is on fire..." and Garfield adds, "Just another average Monday".
June 23, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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March 17, 1999
A three panel Garfield comic. Panel 1: Garfield is walking along the fence with a blank look. He's in the dark, and walking toward a beam of light. Panel 2: As he walks into the beam, he does an extremely spirited shuffle dance with a huge smile facing the audience. Panel 3: After exiting the beam, he is back to his nonchalant walk.
June 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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this has been better than gocomics
June 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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July 26, 1990
A three panel Garfield comic. Panel 1: Garfield and Jon are standing inside the house by a window with shredded curtains. Garfield looks surprised as Jon sneakily explains "What do you think of my new curtains, Garfield? They're pre-shredded so there's nothing you can do to them!" Panel 2: Grumpy Garfield sits in front of the window with the curtains on his lap. He's working on the curtains with a needle and thread. Panel 3: Jon looks dumbfounded to see the curtains hanging perfectly in the window as Garfield walks away thinking, "Ha! Ruined them".
June 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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June 19, 2002
A three panel Garfield comic. Panel 1: Jon absent minded stares at Garfield who is laying on his back on the table. He asks Garfield, "24 years is a long time. What's the secret to your longevity?" Panel 2: He continues to look at Garfield who continues to lay down. Panel 3: Jon responds to the silence with, "I seeeeeee..." and Garfield thinks, "Wait, there's more".
June 20, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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January 20, 1981
A three panel Garfield comic. Panel 1: Garfield is quickly slurping from a mug and Jon turns to face him with a surprised look. The sound effect says "SLUP". Panel 2: Jon holds out a tea bag and says, "That was my hot water, Garfield. I was going to make tea" and Garfield thinks "I know that" as he reaches for the bag. Panel 3: Garfield puts the bag in his mouth with the tag sticking out. He has a puckered face almost like he's slurping spaghetti. Jon looks unamused and comments, "Weird".
June 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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May 05, 1983
A three panel Garfield comic. Panel 1: Jon is sitting at the counter and eating a burger. He is holding it casually off to the side. Panel 2: Garfield bounds toward the burger with sharp teeth showing in his wide open mouth. Panel 3: Garfield has put Jon's entire hand in his mouth along with the burger. Jon says, "Release my hand, Garfield". and Garfield thinks, "You release hamburger, I release hand".
June 17, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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february 27, 1989
A three panel Garfield comic. Panel 1: Garfield stands on top of the fence. It is night and the moon is full and low in the sky, giving the appearance of a spotlight. Garfield addresses the audience with a big smile, "Anyone here tonight from out of town?" Panel 2: His smile gets a bit smaller and he asks, "Anyone here from IN town?" Panel 3: We zoom out to show an alley with trashcans, a dumpster, and apartment windows, some with fire escapes. Garfield, small and silhouetted in the background, asks "ANYONE HERE?"
June 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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is there a generally agreed upon replacement for gocomics yet?
June 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Edited Garfield comic strip. Garfield climbs into a white pillow case while thinking, "if I were to come back to this earth, I'd like to come back as a cow tool." He nestles into the edge of a table as a cow starts to lay out other tools and thinks, "I could lie on a table all day." Finally, as all the tools are laid out and the cow stands, staring blankly, Garfield closes his eyes and smiles while thinking, "and cows would show me off and confuse people."
June 16, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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should i start posting again? 🤔
June 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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november 25, 1982
a three panel garfield comic from november 25, 1982. garfield is in jon's bed, taking off his pillowcase. he thinks, "if i were to come back to this earth, i'd like to come back as a pillow". in the second panel he has gotten into the pillow case and is sitting at the head of the bed. jon approaches sleepily. garfield thinks "i could lie in bed all day". in the third panel jon is fully tucked into bed with his head on garfield's lap. both jon and garfield look very happy. garfield thinks "and people would put their heads in my lap and go to sleep"
November 24, 2024 at 6:31 AM
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march 10, 1983
a three panel garfield comic from march 10, 1983. garfield leans against a wall in a green and brown sweatshirt. in the second panel, he has sunken a bit into the sweatshirt so the collar is up to his eyes. he thinks "there is one thing i like about this sweater". in the third panel he has fully sunken into the sweater so his head is not visible at all. he snores, with a large "Z" in his text bubble.
November 23, 2024 at 4:51 AM
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may 06, 2008
a three panel garfield comic from may 06, 2008. garfield is laying in the grass. he looks up as jon appears with a wooden yard sign reading "keep off grass" with a CHA-KUNK! in the final panel garfield is laying in the same position balanced on top of the sign rather than the grass.
November 22, 2024 at 7:07 AM
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may 10, 1979
a three panel garfield comic from may 10, 1979. garfield is on a shelf with several flowerpots. he has just pushed one off the shelf and there is a big CRASH! in the second panel, he turns his head and with a scared look he thinks, "uh-oh! here comes jon". in the final panel garfield has contorted himself into a flower pot shape. he has taken the flowers from the pot next to him and is holding them as part of his disguise. jon looks at him angrily with his arms crossed.
November 21, 2024 at 6:59 AM
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june 02, 1993
a three panel garfield comic from june 02, 1993. garfield is laying on his back on a counter sleeping. jon is watching and says, "you could give lessons on doing nothing" in the final panel garfield thinks, "no, i couldn't"
November 20, 2024 at 2:03 AM