Dal
@dalstrus.bsky.social
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38, he/him, married, bi/pan If Found, Please Return To: @razzygiggles.bsky.social Facts about me: I like to write, I like making people laugh, I am deeply in love, I have three children I lovingly refer to as gremlins
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Regular reminder that I have brain damage and connected memory problems compounded by my ADHD. So, if I haven't reached out to you in weeks/months, I'm not ghosting you. I don't ghost people, I block them. If you can read this, I've simply forgotten to check in with you. I still think you're great!
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I will never understand why so many old men in the entertainment industries are gung-ho about the most braindead ideas, but piss themselves in fear at the idea of the obvious cash grab people are begging them for
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There was a roo in Rescuers Down Under, and of course Kanga from Winnie the Pooh although I'm not sure she counts.
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".......this is why you never get promoted, Harry."
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You know it really IS weird there's not more kangaroo media
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Who should I blame then? Because they keep snatching defeat from the jaws of victory at every opportunity. The neoliberals are in charge and they're determined not to let a progressive do a single thing while they live.

They'll speak for an entire day in protest, then vote in a Trump appointee
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Maine is just the Alabama of the north
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This movie was the most outrageous bait-n-switch film I've ever seen in my LIFE
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Because his bullshit argument is that because he didn't serve two terms back to back, it doesn't count.

Still, we have to force him to suspend elections. Otherwise he'll just cheat.
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I just celebrated my 16th wedding anniversary. We met through a mutual friend.

I have NEVER seen a marriage start in an app.
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"I can't switch to Bluesky all my fans and customers are here"

I will judge you by the company you keep. If Twitter is the company you're keeping, I don't want you on Bluesky no matter how pretty your waifus, no matter how greasy your porn
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I mean. I'm surprised they didn't, frankly. That's about the level the studio was operating at, at the time
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If you would have told me 20 years ago that I should boycott JK Rowling because she is an evil hag trying to corrupt an entire generation while preying on some of the most vulnerable people on earth, I would have laughed at you
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Release the Epstein Files
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"Are they in love??"

"Worse, they're idiots"
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Yo I'm calling it, he comes back as a Demon and she almost kills him but then realizes her hallucination of him is gone. She realizes she can't do it, and she can't ever leave Hell as long as he's there, and her whole world falls apart in front of everybody
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Geez she is literally still wearing his blood isn't she
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Wow, she really is right up under his wing, literally pressing her wing into his ribs... there's actually a surprising amount of casual physical intimacy in this picture
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Sandalwood. I adore the smell of sandalwood.
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Oh man, can you share some context? I ADORE moments like these in a narrative
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Oh my. At least one of my children will be hopelessly addicted to this.
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They're doing a dirty trick, firing the most senior workers to hire on new employees for less pay. Gotta save money to keep the government working after giving rich people all their money back.
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Can you get those with everything on them