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Jason

@damnitjason.bsky.social

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Lawyer wrangler. I like cooking & Stars hockey more than you. Especially you, in the Red Wings jersey, you suck. 🍞🧀 = #TeamMayo.

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Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 36m

True and yet false.

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Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 1h

My work assistant insisted on going to the doggy urgent care right before they closed. Very inconsiderate of my time.

(She is fine now)

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 2h

I mean you knew they were already looking and then when Hill looked terrible it was a no-brainer. I truly don’t think they grasped the amount of blow back they’re receiving. I’ve found less than 5 response comments where people are happy about the move.

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 3h

My work assistant for the day has entirely unhelpful sans allowing for pets.

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Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 3h

a young boy in a suit and tie is holding a cup of coffee on a saucer .

ALT: a young boy in a suit and tie is holding a cup of coffee on a saucer .

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Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 4h

Hmmm, I should have thought about this first.

Lots of excellent options, but probably one of these two:

www.theoriginaldish.com/2015/01/06/o...

www.wellseasonedstudio.com/chicken-gnoc...

Onion Dijon Soup with Pretzel Roll Croutons - The Original Dish

To create some comfort this winter, I developed a new take on the classic dish: onion dijon soup with pretzel roll croutons.

www.theoriginaldish.com

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Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 6h

I find I have to have it spicy to cover up the taste of grossness.

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Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 7h

Less sneaky.

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 7h

Very sneaky.

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 7h

Ok…

…but if you were, what kind of soup would you be?

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 8h

There we like 4 hockey games last night. Let’s simmer it down.

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 8h

*nervously starts opposing goalie against the Rangers at MSG*

Joseph @josephruscitti.bsky.social · 9h

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 12h

You mean Chicago and Buffalo went beyond expected goals? No way.

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 21h

You also must get 1% angrier with each game.

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 21h

Interesting.

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 22h

Correct.

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 22h

What weird points system do yall have as well? I can’t figure out a world where Sanderson is your top guy.

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 22h

Terrible at drafting.

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Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 22h

Everyone out here is joking that the Stars are going back to 2016.

Lindy Ruff is out here to remind you who is really in charge.

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 23h

Just thinking about Gully’s 1% each game. Given the retaliation we’ve seen through 3 games, pretty sure if someone tried to slash Roope in the playoffs, that individual will have his head ripped straight from his body and left on a sharpened stick blade (Jamie Benn tape job) as a warning to others.

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Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 1d

And now I know your IG…

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Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 1d

Currently better than the @dallasstarsbot.bsky.social third jerseys. I dare them to prove me wrong.

NHL (Bot) @notnhl.bsky.social · 1d

Rate these new /Senators uni's. 🤩

Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 1d

Online cribbage during Stars games?

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Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t you love how if you give us respect we get annoyed, but if you give us no respect we are equally as annoyed?

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Jason @damnitjason.bsky.social · 1d

3-0-0. The disrespect!