Joseph
@josephruscitti.bsky.social
Cowboys/Stars/Rangers/Mavs || P1 || TX ✈️ FL || #NoZeroDays || 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🇵🇭 || Trading Card and Hockey Jersey Enjoyer || This is my inner monologue
How the Grinch bankrupted Arthur Andersen.
How the grinch stole my retirement fund.
How the Grinch contracted ghonorrhea.
December 11, 2025 at 4:41 AM
How the Grinch bankrupted Arthur Andersen.
Me when I have a slight inconvenience:
I. WANT. TO. DIE.
December 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Me when I have a slight inconvenience:
Reposted by Joseph
"Vote Blue no matter who doesn't work that's how you get Fetterman"
I mean your other option was Dr. Oz as a senator. Like. Fetterman sucks. But your only other option after kicking the Democrat establishment candidate to the curb in the primary was Dr. Oz.
I mean your other option was Dr. Oz as a senator. Like. Fetterman sucks. But your only other option after kicking the Democrat establishment candidate to the curb in the primary was Dr. Oz.
December 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
"Vote Blue no matter who doesn't work that's how you get Fetterman"
I mean your other option was Dr. Oz as a senator. Like. Fetterman sucks. But your only other option after kicking the Democrat establishment candidate to the curb in the primary was Dr. Oz.
I mean your other option was Dr. Oz as a senator. Like. Fetterman sucks. But your only other option after kicking the Democrat establishment candidate to the curb in the primary was Dr. Oz.
Reposted by Joseph
December 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
He’s actually speaking to Randy Fine.
December 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
He’s actually speaking to Randy Fine.
@sportssturm.bsky.social no mention of Dan Keczmer? Shawn Chambers? Radek Dvorak?
December 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
@sportssturm.bsky.social no mention of Dan Keczmer? Shawn Chambers? Radek Dvorak?
graphic design is my passion
December 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
graphic design is my passion
Reposted by Joseph
I will out Pizza the Hut.
December 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I will out Pizza the Hut.
Sean: does a whole-ass segment on retro technology
Matt: “I want everything connected to my Alexa”
Matt: “I want everything connected to my Alexa”
December 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Sean: does a whole-ass segment on retro technology
Matt: “I want everything connected to my Alexa”
Matt: “I want everything connected to my Alexa”
Reposted by Joseph
Another notch in the “America has to learn things the hard way” column.
Another eye-opening @pewresearch.org finding from the past year: Young men in the United States are souring on legal sports betting (even as they remain among the groups most likely to do it).
Look at this change in only three years. ⬇️
www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/...
Look at this change in only three years. ⬇️
www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/...
December 10, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Another notch in the “America has to learn things the hard way” column.
Reposted by Joseph
Hey gemini which way bullet go in gun
Hey gemeni why come gun not shoot
Hey giminy lot blood what do
Hey gemeni why come gun not shoot
Hey giminy lot blood what do
Pete Hegseth: "The future of American warfare is here, and it's spelled AI."
He says the military has launched a new platform that "puts the world's most powerful frontier AI models, starting with Google Gemini, directly into the hands of every American warrior."
He says the military has launched a new platform that "puts the world's most powerful frontier AI models, starting with Google Gemini, directly into the hands of every American warrior."
December 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Hey gemini which way bullet go in gun
Hey gemeni why come gun not shoot
Hey giminy lot blood what do
Hey gemeni why come gun not shoot
Hey giminy lot blood what do
Reposted by Joseph
"there's a new serif in town"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
"there's a new serif in town"
Esa Lindell, 44 seconds into the game:
Hello, Jets. I don’t like you.
December 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Esa Lindell, 44 seconds into the game:
Reposted by Joseph
If you put powerful AI models directly into the hands of every American warrior, we are going to create so much porn. New frontiers of porn. Porn you haven't even imagined.
Pete Hegseth: "The future of American warfare is here, and it's spelled AI."
He says the military has launched a new platform that "puts the world's most powerful frontier AI models, starting with Google Gemini, directly into the hands of every American warrior."
He says the military has launched a new platform that "puts the world's most powerful frontier AI models, starting with Google Gemini, directly into the hands of every American warrior."
December 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
If you put powerful AI models directly into the hands of every American warrior, we are going to create so much porn. New frontiers of porn. Porn you haven't even imagined.
Reposted by Joseph
Larry Allen, San Francisco 49ers (2006-07)
December 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Larry Allen, San Francisco 49ers (2006-07)
Reposted by Joseph
Top 1,000 MLB Players of the 2000's
#614
Gabe Kapler, OF
Texas '00-'02
Colorado '02-'03
Boston '03-'06
Milwaukee '08
Tampa Bay '09
.275/.335/.423, 94 OPS+, 2681 PA, 361 R, 150 2B, 11 3B, 62 HR, 323 RBI, 63 SB, 7.4 bWAR, 4.2 fWAR
#614
Gabe Kapler, OF
Texas '00-'02
Colorado '02-'03
Boston '03-'06
Milwaukee '08
Tampa Bay '09
.275/.335/.423, 94 OPS+, 2681 PA, 361 R, 150 2B, 11 3B, 62 HR, 323 RBI, 63 SB, 7.4 bWAR, 4.2 fWAR
December 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Top 1,000 MLB Players of the 2000's
#614
Gabe Kapler, OF
Texas '00-'02
Colorado '02-'03
Boston '03-'06
Milwaukee '08
Tampa Bay '09
.275/.335/.423, 94 OPS+, 2681 PA, 361 R, 150 2B, 11 3B, 62 HR, 323 RBI, 63 SB, 7.4 bWAR, 4.2 fWAR
#614
Gabe Kapler, OF
Texas '00-'02
Colorado '02-'03
Boston '03-'06
Milwaukee '08
Tampa Bay '09
.275/.335/.423, 94 OPS+, 2681 PA, 361 R, 150 2B, 11 3B, 62 HR, 323 RBI, 63 SB, 7.4 bWAR, 4.2 fWAR
Reposted by Joseph
It's always the ones you most expect.
December 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
It's always the ones you most expect.
Reposted by Joseph
Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
Reposted by Joseph
I promise you you can't guess it with 1000 guesses
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I promise you you can't guess it with 1000 guesses
Reposted by Joseph
everything reminds me of her
Supermassive black hole belches 30,000 mile per hour winds www.popsci.com/science/supe...
Supermassive black hole belches 30,000 mile per hour winds
Two X-ray space telescopes captured the never-before-seen blast 130 million light-years away.
www.popsci.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
everything reminds me of her
Reposted by Joseph
Eagles-Chargers
December 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Eagles-Chargers
What’s going on with her left hand?!?
Deep V Lace Teddy Snap Crotch Bodysuit Pink for $7, reg $16.99!
-- Use Promo Code LBK8FF9T
fkd.deals?product=http...
-- Use Promo Code LBK8FF9T
fkd.deals?product=http...
December 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
What’s going on with her left hand?!?
Reposted by Joseph
Let me just say: I have run more than a dozen marathons and an ultramarathon and I have worked 13-hour days in a cornfield in the scorching-ass sun, and none of those things broke me like breastfeeding.
It’s not a question of will. I am a determined person. Sometimes your body just WONT DO IT.
It’s not a question of will. I am a determined person. Sometimes your body just WONT DO IT.
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Let me just say: I have run more than a dozen marathons and an ultramarathon and I have worked 13-hour days in a cornfield in the scorching-ass sun, and none of those things broke me like breastfeeding.
It’s not a question of will. I am a determined person. Sometimes your body just WONT DO IT.
It’s not a question of will. I am a determined person. Sometimes your body just WONT DO IT.
Reposted by Joseph
sitting next to a sweaty guy on a plane who just finished a workout at terminal 8 while wearing a shirt, tie, and suit
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
sitting next to a sweaty guy on a plane who just finished a workout at terminal 8 while wearing a shirt, tie, and suit