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Joseph
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Cowboys/Stars/Rangers/Mavs || P1 || TX ✈️ FL || #NoZeroDays || 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🇵🇭 || Trading Card and Hockey Jersey Enjoyer || This is my inner monologue
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Or 🇫🇮 but it’s still good!
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We'll take it. #TexasHockey
Stars get on the board!

Miro Heiskanen "scores" as his center pass from the left corner redirects off Nikolaj Ehlers and goes into the net.

That's Heiskanen's first goal of the season.

2-1 Hurricanes.
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Per @chicagotribune.com, the pajama-pants-guy is a former county prosecutor.

And he had some things to say. www.chicagotribune.com/2025/10/25/c...
We could’ve had a baddie (who would use the Secret Service to send me to horny jail).
The model American.
It doesn't matter lol. The modal american probably has a nazi or nazi-adjacent tattoo or knows someone who does
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Reagan loved a free hand. That's what Trump & Reagan have in common. But Reagan's default opposition to tariffs couldn't be clearer. Here's the uncut original.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t5Q...
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I know a lot of people talk about "Ken Griffey's swing", "John Olerud's swing" but for my money there is nothing more beautiful than Alejandro Kirk:

- 5'7 and built like a Welsh corgi
- basically drops halfway into a splits on each swing
- each swing is a Street Fighter "Shooooryuken" uppercut
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I actually do want the next president to appoint someone like Stephen Miller, except I want it to be Bill Kristol, and I want his monomaniacal obsession to be destroying Trump’s legacy and prosecuting everyone in the administration.
My character would be some triple-fake caller that’s putting zero effort into the bit.
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OpenAI’s Sora gets knocked out of the #1 spot in the App Store — by Dave’s Hot Chicken, which is promoting ‘free sliders’ to celebrate Drake’s birthday.”

- MS desk
<Googles "how to punch a skeet">
The e-brake caller that started out as double fake Brady Tom that turned into Combative Lisa that THEN turned into fake Natalie Maines was funny and totally not lame or cringey!
Might explain why my car’s Bluetooth didn’t work tonight, somehow.
the fuck you mean the goals against are from Corey Perry and Cody Ceci, I'm going back inside the movie theater where I was safe from cursed knowledge