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Sailor Haumea ♀ 🟣 🏳️‍⚧️💙💛🔆 @sailorhaumea.bsky.social · 5h

LSU fans get ready to learn Mike Gundy

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Joseph @josephruscitti.bsky.social · 6h

Or 🇫🇮 but it’s still good!

Joseph @josephruscitti.bsky.social · 6h

🇵🇭 #TexasHockey

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King of Turtle Island @antifamanchin.bsky.social · 7h

Michigan-Michigan State

Joseph @josephruscitti.bsky.social · 7h

We'll take it. #TexasHockey

Owen Newkirk @owennewkirk.bsky.social · 7h

Stars get on the board!

Miro Heiskanen "scores" as his center pass from the left corner redirects off Nikolaj Ehlers and goes into the net.

That's Heiskanen's first goal of the season.

2-1 Hurricanes.

Joseph @josephruscitti.bsky.social · 7h

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Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 9h

Per @chicagotribune.com, the pajama-pants-guy is a former county prosecutor.

And he had some things to say. www.chicagotribune.com/2025/10/25/c...

A different video captured after agents unleashed tear gas showed plumes of smoke billowing down the street as the crowd's piercing shouts and whistles reached a fever pitch.
Onlookers scurried to the sidewalk to get away from the chemicals, with one neighbor, Brian Kolp, seen walking away barefoot and in Chicago Blackhawks pajamas.
Kolp, 41, said he was drinking coffee on his couch and watching the news as he always does on Saturday morning when he saw what's become an all-too-familiar scene unfold outside
his window.
Two U.S. Customs and Border Patrol agents were tackling a man to the ground on his front yard.
Meanwhile, Kolp's TV continued to blare a news segment discussing the ongoing temporary restraining order restricting federal immigration agents' use of tear gas.

Kolp, a former prosecutor with the Cook County State's Attorney's office, sprang into action as he sometimes wondered he would have to do
throughout the Trump administration's
"Operation Midway Blitz" these last two months.
He didn't even have time to put on his shoes or change out of his pajamas, he said, drawing jeers from one of the agents as he screamed
"Nazis!" and "Gestapo!" at the agents.
"Quite honestly, when all this started happening, I thought to myself that if the opportunity ever came my way to have to get involved in one of these situations, I was certainly going to do what I could to make sure that they weren't openly and flagrantly violating the law or the Constitution," Kolp said. "And yet, they just went ahead and did it anyway."

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Joseph @josephruscitti.bsky.social · 11h

We could’ve had a baddie (who would use the Secret Service to send me to horny jail).

Joseph @josephruscitti.bsky.social · 12h

I mean,,,

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Joseph @josephruscitti.bsky.social · 12h

I mean,

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Joseph @josephruscitti.bsky.social · 12h

This ducking guy

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Joseph @josephruscitti.bsky.social · 16h

The model American.

vacchagotta @vacchagotta.bsky.social · 19h

It doesn't matter lol. The modal american probably has a nazi or nazi-adjacent tattoo or knows someone who does

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Paul Rosenberg @paulrosenberg.bsky.social · 19h

Reagan loved a free hand. That's what Trump & Reagan have in common. But Reagan's default opposition to tariffs couldn't be clearer. Here's the uncut original.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t5Q...

As perhaps you've heard, last week I placed new duties on some Japanese products in response to Japan's inability to enforce their trade agreement with us on electronic devices called semiconductors. Now, imposing such tariffs or trade barriers and restrictions of any kind are steps that I am loath to take. And in a moment I'll mention the sound economic reasons for this: that over the long run such trade barriers hurt every American worker and consumer. But the Japanese semiconductors were a special case. We had clear evidence that Japanese companies were engaging in unfair trade practices that violated an agreement between Japan and the United States. We expect our trading partners to live up to their agreements. As I've often said: Our commitment to free trade is also a commitment to fair trade.

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 1d

I know a lot of people talk about "Ken Griffey's swing", "John Olerud's swing" but for my money there is nothing more beautiful than Alejandro Kirk:

- 5'7 and built like a Welsh corgi
- basically drops halfway into a splits on each swing
- each swing is a Street Fighter "Shooooryuken" uppercut

Alejandro Kirk takes a hack for the fences. He looks beautiful

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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social · 1d

I actually do want the next president to appoint someone like Stephen Miller, except I want it to be Bill Kristol, and I want his monomaniacal obsession to be destroying Trump’s legacy and prosecuting everyone in the administration.

James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky... 8m
Everyone that helped us get here gets the damnatio memoriae treatment. Bulldoze it all.
Rename every school, airport, military base, ships, whatever. Drone strike confederate monuments in the dead of the night. Don't care. Just do it.

Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.b... •18m
You know what day should be a national holiday in 2029?
THE DAY OF THE COMPLETE AND TOTAL BULLDOZING OF THE PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP BALLROOM.

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Joseph @josephruscitti.bsky.social · 1d

First thing that came to mind. bsky.app/profile/tito...

Danielle Kurtzleben @titonka.bsky.social · 2d

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

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Joseph @josephruscitti.bsky.social · 1d

It’s a steal!

Joseph @josephruscitti.bsky.social · 1d

Bro.

Walmart bananas table with the original price of 54 cents and a manager’s special sign that says 53 cents

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Joseph @josephruscitti.bsky.social · 1d

My character would be some triple-fake caller that’s putting zero effort into the bit.

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 1d

OpenAI’s Sora gets knocked out of the #1 spot in the App Store — by Dave’s Hot Chicken, which is promoting ‘free sliders’ to celebrate Drake’s birthday.”

- MS desk

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Joseph @josephruscitti.bsky.social · 1d

Avoiding Uptoown today.

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Joseph @josephruscitti.bsky.social · 1d

The e-brake caller that started out as double fake Brady Tom that turned into Combative Lisa that THEN turned into fake Natalie Maines was funny and totally not lame or cringey!

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Joseph @josephruscitti.bsky.social · 2d

Might explain why my car’s Bluetooth didn’t work tonight, somehow.

Holly @holls.bsky.social · 2d

the fuck you mean the goals against are from Corey Perry and Cody Ceci, I'm going back inside the movie theater where I was safe from cursed knowledge

Joseph @josephruscitti.bsky.social · 2d

a cartoon of homer simpson standing in a grassy field

ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson standing in a grassy field

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