Joseph
@josephruscitti.bsky.social
Cowboys/Stars/Rangers/Mavs || P1 || TX ✈️ FL || #NoZeroDays || 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🇵🇭 || Trading Card and Hockey Jersey Enjoyer || This is my inner monologue
The guy on the right looks like a muppet you’d buy from Temu.
December 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The guy on the right looks like a muppet you’d buy from Temu.
Probably just needs a jump.
December 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Probably just needs a jump.
She said this from the papasan chair in the corner of the bedroom.
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
She said this from the papasan chair in the corner of the bedroom.
He’s actually speaking to Randy Fine.
December 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
He’s actually speaking to Randy Fine.
graphic design is my passion
December 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
graphic design is my passion
Is he gonna be awake for any of them?
December 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Is he gonna be awake for any of them?
Congrats to @elysian893.bsky.social for getting him to basically do the dril tweet like 2 days later.
December 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Congrats to @elysian893.bsky.social for getting him to basically do the dril tweet like 2 days later.
Literally listening to this right now.
December 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Literally listening to this right now.
wtf is there to elaborate on???
December 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
wtf is there to elaborate on???
AYDON BLUE’S ROOKIE NIGHTMARE
December 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
AYDON BLUE’S ROOKIE NIGHTMARE
My YouTube year in review.
December 4, 2025 at 2:21 AM
My YouTube year in review.
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Your bowels the day before the colonoscopy:
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Your bowels the day before the colonoscopy:
Everybody remembers when Dirk and the Mavs took on Russell Bestbroon.
November 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Everybody remembers when Dirk and the Mavs took on Russell Bestbroon.
If you’re the driver of this Jaguar who tried to ✨get in front✨ of this ambulance on I-295, I hope you get chronic diarrhea.
November 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
If you’re the driver of this Jaguar who tried to ✨get in front✨ of this ambulance on I-295, I hope you get chronic diarrhea.
Just sick (complimentary)
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Just sick (complimentary)
If this is close to what the Stars reveal as their new alternate jersey, I’m sending them a blank check and having them write down whatever amount they think is fair.
#TexasHockey
#TexasHockey
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
If this is close to what the Stars reveal as their new alternate jersey, I’m sending them a blank check and having them write down whatever amount they think is fair.
#TexasHockey
#TexasHockey
On sale for $160. Don’t think I’m going after these sloppy seconds.
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
On sale for $160. Don’t think I’m going after these sloppy seconds.
@ashholesmith.bsky.social happy birthday!
November 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
@ashholesmith.bsky.social happy birthday!