OneDishwasher
@onedishwasher.bsky.social
Meteorologist. Maryland. Member of Local 208. America's most fervent Preston North End supporter.
I'm willing to bet Curt Cignetti has more 13-win seasons in Indiana football history than some of those other coaches they've had
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I'm willing to bet Curt Cignetti has more 13-win seasons in Indiana football history than some of those other coaches they've had
The other thing that sold the transition was that Gus was completely silent
Buckeyes missed that kick and FOX went right to the whale commercial
December 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM
The other thing that sold the transition was that Gus was completely silent
I'm sorry they're messing up y'all's nerdy little rankings or whatever, but these championship games are great content
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I'm sorry they're messing up y'all's nerdy little rankings or whatever, but these championship games are great content
Really bad decision by Nebraska.
It's over.
Despite the fact that the academic council recommended against it, despite the fact that the program brought in more tuition than it cost, and despite the fact that Nebraskans need & deserve this expertise, Earth & Atmospheric Sciences will be cut.
www.dailynebraskan.com/news/adminis...
Despite the fact that the academic council recommended against it, despite the fact that the program brought in more tuition than it cost, and despite the fact that Nebraskans need & deserve this expertise, Earth & Atmospheric Sciences will be cut.
www.dailynebraskan.com/news/adminis...
BREAKING: ‘This hurts’: UNL eliminates 4 programs despite faculty, student pleas
The University of Nebraska-Lincoln eliminates the Earth and atmospheric sciences 8-0, educational administration 7-1, statistics 7-1, textiles, merchandising and fashion design 7-1 programs.
www.dailynebraskan.com
December 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Really bad decision by Nebraska.
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Because I’m a chef
December 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Because I’m a chef
Great news for my new business, a Taco Bell franchise on Mount Everest, right before the final ascent
good morning. if you climb mt everest you’re required to bring back approx 8lb of poop with you (yours or not) to help clean up mt everest’s insurmountable poop problem. have a good day.
December 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Great news for my new business, a Taco Bell franchise on Mount Everest, right before the final ascent
This is great
The 2025 Taylor University "Silent Night Game"
The NAIA school holds it every year the Friday before finals; students remain quiet until the 10th point is scored and then...
📹: @GopherHole on 𝕏
The NAIA school holds it every year the Friday before finals; students remain quiet until the 10th point is scored and then...
📹: @GopherHole on 𝕏
December 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
This is great
Duuuuuuuuuuukes!
Game started slow but James Madison is hitting their stride. Defense is really getting penetration and the offense has hit some big plays.
Game started slow but James Madison is hitting their stride. Defense is really getting penetration and the offense has hit some big plays.
December 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Duuuuuuuuuuukes!
Game started slow but James Madison is hitting their stride. Defense is really getting penetration and the offense has hit some big plays.
Game started slow but James Madison is hitting their stride. Defense is really getting penetration and the offense has hit some big plays.
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anything can be a christmas movie if you watch it at home alone
December 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
anything can be a christmas movie if you watch it at home alone
True story: I was in a couple classes with LaVar Arrington in 1997 and at the time we discussed the Paternos. No love lost even way back almost 30 years ago, so believe me LaVar is saying this with his whole chest.
Arrington says Jay Paterno was using Terry Smith as a pawn for his real agenda, clearing Joe’s name.
“What is it exactly does he want to happen so he can leave us alone? I just wish Jay Paterno & Lubrano could go somewhere & never come back to the Penn State community.”
“What is it exactly does he want to happen so he can leave us alone? I just wish Jay Paterno & Lubrano could go somewhere & never come back to the Penn State community.”
December 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
True story: I was in a couple classes with LaVar Arrington in 1997 and at the time we discussed the Paternos. No love lost even way back almost 30 years ago, so believe me LaVar is saying this with his whole chest.
WELCOME TO DERRY is now in the Extended Derry Girls Universe
HBO MAX is now HBO FLIX
NETFLIX is now FLIXMAX
WELCOME TO DERRY is now STRANGER THINGS
NETFLIX is now FLIXMAX
WELCOME TO DERRY is now STRANGER THINGS
December 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
WELCOME TO DERRY is now in the Extended Derry Girls Universe
just like engagement rings and fabric softener, yet another product that millennials are killing lol
hashtag hoarding my 7-year-old device that still works fine 🙄
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing the economy
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever before, and while it may be consumer smart, it comes at a cost to work productivity and the U.S. economy.
www.cnbc.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
just like engagement rings and fabric softener, yet another product that millennials are killing lol
SPOILERS: this is where Ryan Reynolds got the idea for the plot of Deadpool & Wolverine
Cloudflare is just one guy holding two cables together. The entire internet runs through them. He is being electrocuted 24/7 but holds on because he knows people need the world wide web. When he passes out from pain & exhaustion we get 404 errors
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
SPOILERS: this is where Ryan Reynolds got the idea for the plot of Deadpool & Wolverine
Ha, even though I was very much in the minority I absolutely nailed this morning's forecast. Good to hear I've still got it
LWX updates Winter Weather Advisory (cancels Central and Southeast Howard, Northwest Howard, Northwest Montgomery, Southern Baltimore [MD] and Eastern Loudoun, Western Loudoun [VA]... at Fri, 05 Dec 2025 09:36:40 +0000 via IEMbot
Additional Details Here.
Additional Details Here.
December 5, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Ha, even though I was very much in the minority I absolutely nailed this morning's forecast. Good to hear I've still got it
Pat Spencer was absolutely unstoppable in lacrosse when he played at Loyola. Won the Tewaaraton Award (equivalent of the Heisman) and was 1st overall draft pick in pro lax. 4x All American.
Glad to see he's still wearing his shooting shirt lol
Glad to see he's still wearing his shooting shirt lol
Pat Spencer pounding his chest and yelling "I'M THAT MOTHERFUCKER" at the Sixers crowd has me dying
December 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Pat Spencer was absolutely unstoppable in lacrosse when he played at Loyola. Won the Tewaaraton Award (equivalent of the Heisman) and was 1st overall draft pick in pro lax. 4x All American.
Glad to see he's still wearing his shooting shirt lol
Glad to see he's still wearing his shooting shirt lol
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I like it that whenever you talk to a stranger on the train — they ask a question, or you laugh about the same weird thing, or maybe you pick up something they dropped — you HAVE to say bye to them when one of you leaves the train!!! no matter what!!! it’s the law!!!
December 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I like it that whenever you talk to a stranger on the train — they ask a question, or you laugh about the same weird thing, or maybe you pick up something they dropped — you HAVE to say bye to them when one of you leaves the train!!! no matter what!!! it’s the law!!!
when the AI only read the first few chapters of "Inverting the Pyramid"
(this is a niche post)
(this is a niche post)
December 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
when the AI only read the first few chapters of "Inverting the Pyramid"
(this is a niche post)
(this is a niche post)
Has anyone paid attention to Scott Frost and UCF this year? The flimsiest 5-7 record for a P4 team you've ever seen.
Wins in conference only over West Virginia and a squeaker over historically terrible Oklahoma State.
Nonconference was a bad FCS team, Jacksonville St., and (hilariously) UNC
Wins in conference only over West Virginia and a squeaker over historically terrible Oklahoma State.
Nonconference was a bad FCS team, Jacksonville St., and (hilariously) UNC
Top APR 5-7
Auburn
Rice
UCF
Auburn
Rice
UCF
Looks like we’ll need a 5-7 APR team to fill an extra spot.
December 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Has anyone paid attention to Scott Frost and UCF this year? The flimsiest 5-7 record for a P4 team you've ever seen.
Wins in conference only over West Virginia and a squeaker over historically terrible Oklahoma State.
Nonconference was a bad FCS team, Jacksonville St., and (hilariously) UNC
Wins in conference only over West Virginia and a squeaker over historically terrible Oklahoma State.
Nonconference was a bad FCS team, Jacksonville St., and (hilariously) UNC
Penn State's only First Team All Big Ten player wasn't even starting under Franklin.
bigten.org/article/59043/
bigten.org/article/59043/
December 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Penn State's only First Team All Big Ten player wasn't even starting under Franklin.
bigten.org/article/59043/
bigten.org/article/59043/
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This is one of the grossest things I’ve ever seen, and it fills me with Pennsylvania pride www.wnep.com/article/news...
December 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
This is one of the grossest things I’ve ever seen, and it fills me with Pennsylvania pride www.wnep.com/article/news...
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1975
Rock Creek Park
Blackbyrds
Rock Creek Park
Blackbyrds
December 4, 2025 at 6:38 AM
1975
Rock Creek Park
Blackbyrds
Rock Creek Park
Blackbyrds
if Citadel-Securities-backed Robinhood was emblematic of the nihilistic Trump 1-Biden "money isn't real" era, then I wouldn't be surprised to see Citadel back Kalshi as emblematic of the zero-sum, no shared prosperity "only winners and losers" of the 2d Trump era
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
if Citadel-Securities-backed Robinhood was emblematic of the nihilistic Trump 1-Biden "money isn't real" era, then I wouldn't be surprised to see Citadel back Kalshi as emblematic of the zero-sum, no shared prosperity "only winners and losers" of the 2d Trump era
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Boosting in hopes of getting a repair sooner than soon! #Maryland #SilverSpring
My wheelchair won't turn on and a wheelchair technician won't be available until the 15th...
December 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Boosting in hopes of getting a repair sooner than soon! #Maryland #SilverSpring
GENE PARMESAN!
December 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
GENE PARMESAN!
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They should do MyChart Wrapped