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OneDishwasher

@onedishwasher.bsky.social

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Meteorologist. Maryland. Member of Local 208. America's most fervent Preston North End supporter.

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OneDishwasher @onedishwasher.bsky.social · 29m

AirBnB, ChatGPT, Google...You'd think the family would eventually learn that if you repeatedly work with predatory companies you're going to eventually get screwed

OneDishwasher @onedishwasher.bsky.social · 45m

Yeah it's so funny, there are a lot of carnivorous plants in Maryland, and when you look them up half the pictures also include a dime for scale

A carnivorous plants in Maryland and a dime for scale

OneDishwasher @onedishwasher.bsky.social · 4h

Love all the blackbirds!

OneDishwasher @onedishwasher.bsky.social · 4h

Popeyes

OneDishwasher @onedishwasher.bsky.social · 5h

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OneDishwasher @onedishwasher.bsky.social · 8h

the real blueskyism is Tropical Storm Jerry being disappointing and yet still showing up in my feed @jcsalterego.bsky.social

tropical storm jerry forecast as of 11am October 10 2025. the predicted path is over nothing and the predicted winds are "meh"

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 13h

go birds

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OneDishwasher @onedishwasher.bsky.social · 8h

Penn State 2020

OneDishwasher @onedishwasher.bsky.social · 9h

everyone watches women's sports

OneDishwasher @onedishwasher.bsky.social · 9h

The next time somebody tells me to dress for the job I want and I show up looking like a curry match referee >>>>>>

BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12h

CURRY MATCH

OneDishwasher @onedishwasher.bsky.social · 10h

my neighbor was talking about that yesterday when she came over and we told her directly she was spending too much time on tiktok

OneDishwasher @onedishwasher.bsky.social · 10h

love to check the financial website and the headlines haven't caught up with the slide: "Dow Drops 300 Points" and the ticker says it's already down 400

OneDishwasher @onedishwasher.bsky.social · 13h

hope the storm doesn't mess up your plans too much!

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OneDishwasher @onedishwasher.bsky.social · 18h

Wish I had the secret for speeding that up! My only advice is to ask to be on a cancellation list because neurology has *a lot* of people (like me) who end up cancelling appointments because of unpredictable flare ups, vertigo, fatigue etc.
Cancellation list has saved me months sometimes

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OneDishwasher @onedishwasher.bsky.social · 18h

Deep cut

OneDishwasher @onedishwasher.bsky.social · 18h

Woah

OneDishwasher @onedishwasher.bsky.social · 18h

Ugh, I'm sorry. It took me *forever* to get in the door of Hopkins neurology. I hope you're successful!

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OneDishwasher @onedishwasher.bsky.social · 1d

#weare an agricultural school, after all

Eric Dean @dirtydills.bsky.social · 1d

Attn @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

Done and done

@edsbs.bsky.social
@hollyanderson.bsky.social
@jasonkirk.fyi
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social

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OneDishwasher @onedishwasher.bsky.social · 1d

When you absolutely, positively don't want a timeout

Eric Dean @dirtydills.bsky.social · 1d

Attn @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

Done and done

@edsbs.bsky.social
@hollyanderson.bsky.social
@jasonkirk.fyi
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social

OneDishwasher @onedishwasher.bsky.social · 1d

Yes! And turn the bread upside down lol

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OneDishwasher @onedishwasher.bsky.social · 1d

South Carolina does lead the nation in number of golf courses per capita!

OneDishwasher @onedishwasher.bsky.social · 1d

butter knife is step 2, step 1 was lots of swearing lol

OneDishwasher @onedishwasher.bsky.social · 1d

Thankfully I recovered and dinner was saved

Some tuna melt sandwiches that you can barely tell were at one point burning

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OneDishwasher @onedishwasher.bsky.social · 1d

i chose to do the recipe in order, i'll try your way next time

OneDishwasher @onedishwasher.bsky.social · 1d

I like the "this year I really want to" one because he tries to front that he's impulsive ("maybe even get married!") but has absolutely already planned everything out down to the number of kids the perfect woman should want