OneDishwasher
@onedishwasher.bsky.social
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Meteorologist. Maryland. Member of Local 208. America's most fervent Preston North End supporter.
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UNC defensive coordinator Glen Rice Jr.
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they're going to make a cool tifo when the team looks good in the first five minutes of the first game, and then burn down the stadium after the third blowout loss
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SEVENTEENTH PLACE STANDINGS, week ending 10/4:
ACC - Boston College (0-3)
B1G - Purdue and Wisconsin are tied for 17th with identical records (0-2 conference, 2-3 overall)
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he couldn't handle the *ACC*, no way is he gonna last a minute in the Süper Lig
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The guy who has the Carolina Hulu footage putting together a 30 for 30 in 5 years
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with Brent Pry available too, just an embarrassment of riches for UNC's new coach
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EXACTLY! I think I recovered
Pro tip: you can scrape off the burnt parts if nobody's in the kitchen to witness your culinary crimes
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my open-faced tuna melt sandwiches are going great please ignore the smoke alarm EVERYTHING'S FINE
Bread with various stages of being burnt ranging from "nicely toasted" to charcoal
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depends on how your recruiting looks. 3-4 requires a specific size of bodies on the line. 4-3 is much more forgiving
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"By all means, marvel at this impossible-to-measure mess in media res."
killer line
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like believing that the polls in 2017 had Biden in front
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please go outside and touch grass rather than falling for the fallacy of false concreteness that are 2028 dem primary polls in (checks calendar) October 2025
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a Vesper in a Nick-and-Nora glass >>>>>> gallon size dirty martini
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I've said it before and I'll say it again - I do not know ball - but is seems to me that if you have a 3-0 count you don't want to be taking that situation and then giving your opponent one of your precious 27 outs without even putting the ball in play
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this is truly dumbfounding and horrible
The Orioles struck out in plate appearances following 3-0 counts more often than any team (13.4%). Their 1.165 OPS in that count and beyond seems high, but given the advantageous nature of those plate appearances, that ranks sixth worst. And their 4.3 walk-to-strikeout ratio in plate appearances following a 3-0 count is the worst.
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getting the same vibes as during that "asymmetrical" discourse a few months ago
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with great power comes great swooning