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𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑬—!

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𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑬—! @damseltycoon.bsky.social · Jan 26

𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑬—! @damseltycoon.bsky.social · Aug 29

" Oh, look! There's KING BOOM BOO. "

𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑬—! @damseltycoon.bsky.social · Aug 29

EYE TWITCHING.

𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑬—! @damseltycoon.bsky.social · Aug 29

Hey, I'm an impartial commentator.

𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑬—! @damseltycoon.bsky.social · Aug 29

And there's Sonic the Hedgehog yet again, getting sent right back to last place—!

And where can you watch the Crossworld Grand Prix?

Only on Breezie TV! Brought to you by Breeze Media—!

𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑬—! @damseltycoon.bsky.social · Aug 11

In honor of my casino being the set of another race, Everyone participating will get FREE bar access~!

Except Sonic and Eggman.

Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic-official.bsky.social · Aug 11

Talk about beating the odds - Roulette Road is back in Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds, making it the only track to be in every console racing title since Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing!

Pre-order Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds, available September 25th!

𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑬—! @damseltycoon.bsky.social · Apr 26

" Know what fuck it. I'll sell 'em to you. "

𝒲𝑜𝑜-𝐻𝑜𝑜! @looniestduck.bsky.social · Apr 26

“Hey! I found a piece of gold where I’m never broke! Now announcing to buy both Disney and Nintendo.! Woo-hoo!”

𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑬—! @damseltycoon.bsky.social · Apr 26

Exactly.

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · Apr 26

Not affordable like Mario, Zelda, and Pokémon.

𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑬—! @damseltycoon.bsky.social · Apr 26

I'm going to make you bring back F–Zero.

Maybe then you'll learn.

𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑬—! @damseltycoon.bsky.social · Apr 26

I'm going to make you bring back F–Zero.

Maybe then you'll learn.

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · Apr 26

False win says otherwise.

𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑬—! @damseltycoon.bsky.social · Apr 26

I literally own you now. I win.

𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑬—! @damseltycoon.bsky.social · Apr 26

" Who? "

𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐍𝐎 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐑! @pikopikohedgehog.bsky.social · Apr 26

"Wait....shouldn't you be like Shadow?" :0

𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑬—! @damseltycoon.bsky.social · Apr 26

" Technically I'm Blue-Green. "

𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑬—! @damseltycoon.bsky.social · Apr 26

I literally own you now. I win.

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · Apr 26

Yep x2.

𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑬—! @damseltycoon.bsky.social · Apr 26

Nope.

𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑬—! @damseltycoon.bsky.social · Apr 26

Nope.

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · Apr 26

Yep.

𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑬—! @damseltycoon.bsky.social · Apr 26

Nope.

𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑬—! @damseltycoon.bsky.social · Apr 26

" Technically I'm Blue-Green. "

𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐍𝐎 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐑! @pikopikohedgehog.bsky.social · Apr 26

'WHY IS EVERYONE WHO'S GREEN, EVIL????"

𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑬—! @damseltycoon.bsky.social · Apr 26

" YES I'M EVIL?? "

𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑬—! @damseltycoon.bsky.social · Apr 26

Nope.

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · Apr 26

And I win either way.

𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑬—! @damseltycoon.bsky.social · Apr 26

Only in name.

𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑬—! @damseltycoon.bsky.social · Apr 26

Only in name.

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · Apr 26

My name is still slapped on it via in-game.

𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑬—! @damseltycoon.bsky.social · Apr 26

But you aren't in the games. Are you?

𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑬—! @damseltycoon.bsky.social · Apr 26

But you aren't in the games. Are you?

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · Apr 26

Bitch, I still have games.

𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑬—! @damseltycoon.bsky.social · Apr 26

Neither do you.

𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑬—! @damseltycoon.bsky.social · Apr 26

" YES I'M EVIL?? "

𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐍𝐎 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐑! @pikopikohedgehog.bsky.social · Apr 26

"YOU'RE EVIL???????"

𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑬—! @damseltycoon.bsky.social · Apr 26

" Not according to my badniks. "

𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑬—! @damseltycoon.bsky.social · Apr 26

" Not according to my badniks. "

𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐍𝐎 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐑! @pikopikohedgehog.bsky.social · Apr 26

"You'd make a terrible boss." >:(

𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑬—! @damseltycoon.bsky.social · Apr 26

I love money.

𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑬—! @damseltycoon.bsky.social · Apr 26

Neither do you.

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · Apr 26

And you still didn’t appear in a video game.

𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑬—! @damseltycoon.bsky.social · Apr 26

Bitch I'm from a Sonic cartoon. I'm a SEGA character.

𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑬—! @damseltycoon.bsky.social · Apr 26

I love money.

𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐍𝐎 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐑! @pikopikohedgehog.bsky.social · Apr 26

:(

𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑬—! @damseltycoon.bsky.social · Apr 26

" Sweetie. I'm an even greedier CEO. "

𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑬—! @damseltycoon.bsky.social · Apr 26

Bitch I'm from a Sonic cartoon. I'm a SEGA character.

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · Apr 26

Proof?

𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑬—! @damseltycoon.bsky.social · Apr 26

Nope. I'm SEGA.

𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑬—! @damseltycoon.bsky.social · Apr 26

Nope. I'm SEGA.

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · Apr 26

Then I’ll have to cut off ties with SEGA.

𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑬—! @damseltycoon.bsky.social · Apr 26

Upping the price of Mario Kart to 90$.

𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑬—! @damseltycoon.bsky.social · Apr 26

" Sweetie. I'm an even greedier CEO. "

𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐍𝐎 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐑! @pikopikohedgehog.bsky.social · Apr 26

"Wait no that's what they want-"

𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑬—! @damseltycoon.bsky.social · Apr 26

Upping the price of Mario Kart to 90$.

𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑬—! @damseltycoon.bsky.social · Apr 26

Upping the price of Mario Kart to 90$.

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · Apr 26

𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑬—! @damseltycoon.bsky.social · Apr 26

Doesn't matter. I bought you.

You're mine now.

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 @parodybign.bsky.social · Apr 26

Sending a DMCA. By the way, where’s your official appearance in a video game.

𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑬—! @damseltycoon.bsky.social · Apr 26

currently buying Nintendo.

𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑬𝒀𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑬—! @damseltycoon.bsky.social · Apr 26

currently buying Nintendo.