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Danaru
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The Appule of Let's Play. He/Him.
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Astrology pisses me off because how can stars effect what happens to someone a gorillion light years away, but also everything I look up says says "You're an inflexible stubborn ass who will die on any hill and you go full blast at every situation even/especially when you shouldn't" and like
December 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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crazy all the websites and paypros are doing their big No Horny Allowed crackdown while every online advertisement now is iether "AI SEX HOT AI CHAT NO FILTER BOOB AI FURRY GIRLFRIEND only for adults ages 6+" or "NPR is now teaming up with Bumfights dot com to revolutionize gamified asset trading"
December 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
December 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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One of the best-sketched characters in an incredibly character-rich show: a fascist whose (potentially real!) redeeming qualities are continually undercut by his monumental pride, bigotry, entitlement and pettiness
The most realistic scene in DS9 is when Gul Dukat whined about how the Bajorans never erected a statue in his honor. A prophetic text.
December 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
That Muton's back there like "What the FUCK is he doing?!"
December 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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We spent minutes trying to get him to sit politely but he was too Yippee and Fun

I just wanted one pic of him sitting politely and he knew
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Difficult to say, dearest husband
December 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Boy I wonder which of these two are civilians and which two will become XCOM rookies
December 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Not to me, it isn't
December 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
WE ARE SO FUCKING UP BOYS
December 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Five million IQ move
December 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I keep having nightmares about being in a house during a storm at night where the outside doors keep unlocking and blowing open. Something is outside trying to get in so I have to run from door to door to keep them locked and closed. I'm not much of a dream meaning kind of guy but I don't like it
December 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Made a Ring der Nibelungen reference and Grace didn't get it. He's supposed to be the learned one
December 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Difficult to say, dearest husband
December 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Seeing the liquor store raccoon made me think of the time a fox and a tanuki snuck into a festival and drank a heroic amount of unfiltered sake. Apparently it took them both a full day to sober up and the villagers made sure they safely made their way back into the forest afterward
December 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Grace describing some of the bosses in FF14

Grace: "There's one boss you'd never be able to beat"
Dan: "No shade but if you beat them, I probably could"
Grace: "The gimmick is there are dogs and you're not allowed to look at them"
Dan: "oh"
December 2, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Okay hold on with a bit of cooking I could see it
December 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Grace keeps getting annoyed because he wants to make progress in our Pokemon ZA LP but I keep just tossing out our Pokemon and looking at them while going "YAAAYYY"

I love my gay dogs
November 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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I can't stop thinking about the guy hitting a clip in dig dug
August 28, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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Wiggle wiggle
November 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Played a bunch of 7th Saga recently and now I kinda want to install RPG Maker, I'm pretty much creatively influenced by whatever I played last and it's really embarassing
November 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What the fuck was I cooking last night
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Grace was talking about how his FF14 guild aren't running groups this week due to American thanksgiving, and referred to a Hrothgar couple as "The Bakers" which made me laugh due to being such a normal name compared to everyone else

Also apparently the Token Straight is on hiatus which is too bad
November 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM