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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 2h

MY BOY

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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 3h

A guy can't even have his jugs out without someone getting mad about it

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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 4h

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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 4h

This is the best joke I've ever made and it's stuck on twitter

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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 17h

"Yeah it was those fuckers" --My husband after getting off maps and seeing this picture

Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 18h

"Onion. Onion. EGGPLANT EGGPLANT EGGPLANT" what in the hell happens on maps

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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 18h

"Garlic is dead. Toh-may-toe" I don't know what the fuck Grace is doing in FF14 but I hope it's not some CIA shit

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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · Jun 28

Therapist: "Hyperrealistic SNES George Foreman isn't real and he can't hurt you."

Hyperrealistic SNES George Foreman:

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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 19h

It was System0 again

Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · Jul 1

Like once a month I get a Umineko song stuck in my head and I start my 'arduous' journey through the soundtrack trying to figure out which incredibly nonspecific name that song has.

It's System0

Every time it's just a different part of System0

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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 23h

Deep lore

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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 1d

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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 1d

Stupid asshole assassin can't get me if I'm too fast for okay you know what that was a predictable outcome

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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 1d

There's definitely an I'm On Observation Duty episode where an anomaly popped up that I didn't get scared by, but then got scared by Grace slapping the shit out of me in terror. I can't remember if that was one of the recording sessions we lost though

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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 1d

He also just starts biting my shoulder randomly without being scared too though, like if you've ever heard me say flatly "what is this, what are you doing" and grace makes an "I dunno" sound, it's because he's biting my shoulder. He just does things sometimes

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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 1d

There's a few horror games I really want to LP with Grace but

-He fucking hates horror so it's going to be tough to convince him
-His fear response is to start slapping or biting my shoulder which is suboptimal

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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 1d

Every once in a while I'll make a passing joke about that whole situation and someone will ask what the fuck I'm talking about, and I just

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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 1d

"Just a quick doodle" and it has lighting and shading like why even lie about it at that point

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