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Dan Buckland
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Professional: Emergency Medicine and Engineering
Personality: Unable to scroll past a pun thread
Been here a while, but delete posts >~45 days
I was looking for something else and found this instead #successfulfailure
tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Reposted by Dan Buckland
Co-chairing the ACM/IEEE SC Technical Program with Martin Schulz this year was a great experience. Record submissions, an incredible committee who went above and beyond, and so many unforgettable moments. Can't wait for #SC26! See you all in Chicago!

#SC25 #HPC
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I tried to get my kids into Star Wars but after 2 movies they really didn't care to keep going.
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Brothers, physician assistants, colleagues — Ben & Branden Statz have found a shared calling in emergency medicine at UW Health. Their story of connection through service reflects the remarkable skill and compassion our APPs bring to patient care every day. emed.wisc.edu/news/brother...
Brothers in care: Two physician assistants find a shared calling in emergency medicine at UW Health
Brothers Ben and Branden Statz share more than a last name — they share a calling. The Waunakee-born physician assistants work side by side in...
emed.wisc.edu
November 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Am I misremembering? Didn't you used to have the ability to search within a domain in Chrome by hitting tab to complete the URL making it a custom search? Now it just annoyingly activates the chrome AI mode I don't ever want to use.
November 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Now expecting someone to try to mess with the ambient dictation software we use clinically by rapping their HPI
Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."

https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
November 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
One of the best wellness things I've done recently is to get an entirely different phone for work. All email/teams/secure messages/sms etc.. on a physically distinct device I just leave in my kitchen when I'm at home. So I can check it whenever I want but don't have it with me all the time.
November 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I'm somewhat worried that NASA is going to accelerate the timeline for Artemis II in a way that significantly delays Artemis III.
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Is the new Stargate going to use the new macguyver too?
November 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Thanks to the NASA JSC clerkship folks for letting Michael join for this experience during a stressful time for all those at JSC.
PGY-3 resident Dr. Michael Lawson recently completed a four-week clerkship at NASA’s Johnson Space Center in Houston — an experience that offered a unique look at how medical care is delivered in space and other extreme environments 🚀🌌🩺

Explore our physician training at residency.emed.wisc.edu
November 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
If you are ever looking for an alternative (i.e. correct) perspective I'm happy to be a speaker on how more labs don't tell you anything about health in already healthy people.
November 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Just thinking about that Eli Manning SNL sketch where he was forced to read out poorly written texts. No reason.
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
What AI slop hellmouth birthed this one?
November 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Kids these days will never understand that a song about finding out about being cheated on via public humiliation was used to sell raisins to children for a decade, and it included merch!
November 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
On a Cartesian coordinate system based on notable discovery and personal unpleasantness he has to take up an extreme corner. I've met several people who knew him and none of them had even a small bit of positive things to say about him as a person.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I assume everyone is getting their sandwich case split jury puns ready.
November 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Is the sandwich a-salt jury still trying to mustard consensus or did they lettuce know their verdict?
November 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I am at the age where I can finally consistently make a damn good cup of coffee, but if I do so for myself after 3p then I don't sleep that night.
November 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
On the 25th anniversary of the ISS I continue to think that the most profound impact of the project is that there hasn't been a shooting war between any of the international partners in all that time. And I say that as a space researcher.
November 3, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Similar vibes to this incident which happened back in 2009:
November 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Anyone have an idea where in HMS that explosion was? Can't tell from the news coverage if it was from an administrative, educational, or lab area?
November 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Having walked around with my kids the last couple of years I've noticed that candy diversity has really gone down. Everyone just buys the same mix pack from the big box stores.
October 31, 2025 at 8:40 PM
As a 1990s Braves fan the Blue Jay nostalgia for their previous World Series wins cuts like paper.
October 31, 2025 at 8:02 PM
They've been pretty good comparatively. I assume Wolters Kluwer has been offered a bunch of money for the UTD database to be used as training data and I still haven't seen anyone announce an "agreement" with them.
October 30, 2025 at 5:02 AM