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i’m pink in the middle 💕
(she/her/elle)
trying my best to not make a “gender bender” joke at the avatar mtg prerelease
November 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
where to buy a shakeweight 2025
November 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
sporty spice’s arms make me feel safe
September 13, 2025 at 7:24 AM
it sure was a choice to make baby spice the most sexualized spice girl
September 13, 2025 at 6:49 AM
in a flaccid attempt to distance themselves from the transphobia of the original author, the writes of the harry potter tv series will probably add a trans character to the show. but following in-universe naming conventions, she’ll be named “amanda dickinson” or something
September 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
trans people: <try to live their lives peacefully as themselves>
genital-obsessed weirdos in the us government: “oh no you fucking don’t”
1. In an alarming move, the Trump administration has banned trans coverage for federal employees and their families, including youth and adults.

It mandates faith-based conversion therapy coverage.

It is one of the largest removals of coverage in the US.

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Trump Admin Bans Coverage For Trans Govt Employees, Mandates Conversion Therapy Coverage
The OPM memo states that all health plans for government workers must cover faith-based approaches to gender dysphoria while banning gender affirming care coverage.
www.erininthemorning.com
August 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
penultimate frisbee
August 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
the thunderbolts* solve the male loneliness epidemic
July 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
the movie “crank”, but if i stop moving i get concussion symptoms
July 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
in hindsight, maybe a concussion clinic wasn’t the best place to describe myself as having a “weird brain thing”
June 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
when they reboot back to the future (🤮), they’re going to use this as justification for making the time machine a cybertruck, and i hate it
May 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
in my first ever lucid dream last night, i chose to…
1) get roommates
2) join a cult
3) open the mario wiki on my work computer
May 1, 2025 at 1:08 PM
it’s time, y’all
April 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
“dear diary, today i lost a lot of blood…”
April 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
dying on easter monday is called a “reverse jesus”
April 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
i literally can’t stop thinking about this… andrew scheer talking about “half a joint to take the edge off the day” is making me want to get weed criminalized again
What a terrible day to have eyes and ears
April 20, 2025 at 5:06 AM
cleaning my apartment while naked because of capitalism
April 17, 2025 at 12:25 PM
pov: a drunk andrew scheer corners you in a pub and starts talking about meth
April 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
if andrew scheer sat down across from me in a pub, i would immediately cover my drink
What a terrible day to have eyes and ears
April 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
contrary to popular belief, i transitioned just so i could lose at women’s sports.
April 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
staying off the internet today to avoid becoming an april fool
April 1, 2025 at 1:31 PM
my favourite genre of music is “when the vocalist sounds like they’re having a meltdown on stage”
March 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
one of my thumbs looks like joe rogan, and i’m not sure what to do with that information
March 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
my doctor put a set of callipers around my head and told me i had a “submissive skull shape”.
March 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
angrily eating pizza pockets in my underwear
March 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM