what the actual fuck? …then again, this isn’t the first time parliament has applauded a nazi…

she will, of course, be in slytherin

she’ll also be on the quidditch team, and will obviously be a beater, and there will be a whole subplot in the fifth season where she injures a girl on an opposing team, and suddenly everyone thinks that quidditch should be segregated by gender. this will most likely replace the slavery subplot

of course in the second season while the main trio is brewing their pollyjuice potion she’ll be right there, creeping around the girl’s bathroom— “amanda dickinson, get out of this bathroom! you don’t belong in here” harry will bellow at her

“everybody breaks a glass” by lights

Just spitballing here, but they could call it something alliterative like “Turbo Twos” or “Match Made in Momentum”

“Put them in camps” is legit the wildest response I’ve ever seen to “hey maybe try to understand someone else’s point of view”