daneworms
@daneworms.bsky.social
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Shout-out to Jupiter and Saturn for being really big planets.
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I had a dream where I was at an SNL audition and did an impression of a feminist Rodney Dangerfield and all I said was “Women get no respect” and nobody laughed.
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So long gay Bowser(s)
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“My career is my life, my life is my career” I guess that’s where the grey streaks in her hair came from
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“Sir, a second #KirbyAirRiders Direct featuring Mr. Sakurai is on the horizon.”
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WarioWare Gold in the top 3 is impeccable taste
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It’s the only place to watch the funniest moments
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Someone should smash it with a hammer lol
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Turtle holding a shield despite having an organic one on its back is amusing to me
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Someone get shiny Klang a tissue. It looks like its nose is full of snot
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Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time
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mfs with a humiliation kink when they get yelled at Mel Blanc style during sex
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Happy birthday. Love your videos!
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Bulbapedia be like: Elgyem and Beheeyem’s names may be phonetic spellings of the acronyms LGM and BEM
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She’s like: Pokemon or Cinnabon, pick one
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Each A = 3 years of development time
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Nice shirt. Where’d you get it?
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“Heh you’re all the same”

“Gyahhh~~~Rrrrepent!”
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How do you subtly hint to your partner that you want these for Christmas/birthday? Only serious replies please. Thanks!
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More scientists choose Mario over Sonic