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Dan, from the web (sharp alright)

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Dan, from the web (sharp alright) @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · Jul 13

I witnessed Gus the second most famous groundhog in Pennsylvania drunk drive through a harvest festival in Berks County in 2014

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Dan, from the web (sharp alright) @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · 1h

I didn't grow up with grandparents, so I missed out on the experience of having them repeatedly tell me in an uncanny manner that I'm eligible for USAA insurance coverage

Dan, from the web (sharp alright) @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · 17h

James Franklin is doing this personally to attack all Penn State graduates

Dan, from the web (sharp alright) @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · 2d

Was late to a meeting this morning because I was complaining to HR about the Phillies farm system failing to develop hitters

Dan, from the web (sharp alright) @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · 2d

I think I am going to have a heart attack, that Orion play just broke my brain in two

Dan, from the web (sharp alright) @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · 25d

at the dentist this morning and rick reilly is outside the window staring at me in the chair. it is unclear if anyone who works here can see him

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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 27d

dad trying to get out of an above-ground pool with no ladder

JM =^) @jm539581.bsky.social · 27d

Amon-Ra St Brown leaps into the seats ... Jared Goff ... uh... climbs in.

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🐟 bangaroo the fish appreciator 🐠 @bangaroo.likes.fish · Sep 10

it's so insane. from cnn's reporting - every single event on this is a right-wing attacker. every single one. and there's no guarantee this guy was a lefty, either. could be! but so far not really a reasonable assumption!

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Dan, from the web (sharp alright) @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · Sep 2

Trash can in the kitchen at work smells like someone poured an entire bottle of tequila in it, and no one knows how it got that way. Solving this mystery is now our number one goal for the day

Dan, from the web (sharp alright) @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · Sep 1

Need to get Alvarado back on the juice

Dan, from the web (sharp alright) @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · Sep 1

Walton Goggins got his teeth knocked out by a baseball as a child, and every celebrity who gets veneers is stealing valor from him

Dan, from the web (sharp alright) @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · Aug 17

I was in a sports bar yesterday and Radiohead's "Everything in Its Right Place" started playing. I always assumed it would be way too out of place in a setting like that, and I was absolutely correct

Dan, from the web (sharp alright) @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · Aug 16

That "Americans can't stop being American!" commercial that Ram is running is like the most tone deaf car commercial I have ever heard. It's like a parody of a commercial from 2005

Dan, from the web (sharp alright) @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · Aug 13

Big day at the office, gonna lock in and read all 228 pages of the Laura Loomer deposition

Dan, from the web (sharp alright) @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · Aug 6

Recession indicator: Chinese restaurants in America have mostly given up on including fortune cookies with delivery orders

Dan, from the web (sharp alright) @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · Jul 22

Netflix had no choice but to bring Kirk Cousins back for another season of Quarterback, what with all that personality (in the first ep he wears a hat with a psalm on it and repeatedly talks about how he loves Great Clips)

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · Jul 17

This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.

Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · Jul 15

I will never, ever vote for Gavin Newsom. Ever, under any circumstances. I don't care if he becomes the Dem nominee, he's still not getting my vote.

Julie Rei Goldstein @julierei.bsky.social · Jul 15

On a recent podcast Gavin Newsom tells Shawn Ryan how the Trans sports issue opened the door for him to change his mind on GAC for Trans Youth.

As someone who adored him since 2004 and voted for him 5 times, I can't wait for him to leave office.

There is no way I will be voting for him a 6th time.

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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · Jul 15

If I were that kid, I'd brag about that for life. I'd bring it up all the time.

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · Jul 15

A ROBBED HR IN THE DERBY

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Dan, from the web (sharp alright) @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · Jul 13

This tweet is just you telling on yourself that you don't know any more baseball than the players who are "dumb about this stuff"

Dan, from the web (sharp alright) @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · Jul 13

I witnessed Gus the second most famous groundhog in Pennsylvania drunk drive through a harvest festival in Berks County in 2014

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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · Jul 3

Patently absurd that the Democrats spent most of last week going after Zohran Mamdani instead of focusing on rallying against the bill

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ak @dumplingmenace.bsky.social · Jul 3

all the presidents preceding trump set him up to be able to do this btw

Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · Jul 3

Its resources will exceed the entire military budgets of almost every country on the planet

Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · Jul 3

With this vote, Congress makes ICE the highest-funded federal law enforcement agency in history, with more money per year at its disposal over the next four years than the budgets of the FBI, DEA, ATF, US Marshals, and Bureau of Prisons combined.

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Dan, from the web (sharp alright) @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · Jun 29

The Ainge's are speed running the Colangelo experience in Utah

Dan, from the web (sharp alright) @danfromtheweb.bsky.social · Jun 25

It is a beautiful morning to watch a bunch of rich losers who are Posting Through It

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Stephen 🇵🇸 @tgk.bsky.social · Jun 25

Oh, is mayorball on?

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Garrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · Jun 24

NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital.

CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one

PELOSI: Take the shot

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