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Dang Dude @dangdude831.bsky.social · Jun 20

"imprecise" lol when you're aimlessly swinging around a sledgehammer it's not "imprecise"

Dang Dude @dangdude831.bsky.social · Jun 18

Does Ted Cruz think we have people with Jedi powers in our military? Also, the Death Star is a military ship, not a country. Also also, you can't send just one pilot over to drop a firecracker down some random shaft to blow up the whole thing.

Dang Dude @dangdude831.bsky.social · Jun 11

RIP red states

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Dang Dude @dangdude831.bsky.social · May 21

That sounds made up by someone who doesn't know what anything is or how much anything costs.

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Dang Dude @dangdude831.bsky.social · May 21

Who?

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Dang Dude @dangdude831.bsky.social · May 20

Foreign agents have overthrown our government and it is *was* an act of war. The war is already over and we're all just like shopping and watching TikTok slop. #idiocracy

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Dang Dude @dangdude831.bsky.social · May 20

Don't worry, it will probably won't also be recorded and shared all over the world. Good luck!

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Dang Dude @dangdude831.bsky.social · May 19

Sorry that I offended you using the word Karma. It's Satan. Satan is tugging on him to drag him down into the deepest level of hell for what he's done to the children of Gaza.

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Dang Dude @dangdude831.bsky.social · May 19

Karma for what he's done to Gaza

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Dang Dude @dangdude831.bsky.social · May 18

...meanwhile #enshittification

Dang Dude @dangdude831.bsky.social · May 10

Is this an Onion article?

Dang Dude @dangdude831.bsky.social · May 7

Let Florida sink. That place is cursed.

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Dang Dude @dangdude831.bsky.social · May 6

What a fucking dud.

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Dang Dude @dangdude831.bsky.social · May 5

1. Buy great American companies and hold them forever 2. Be fearful when others are greedy and be greedy when others are fearful.

Easy.

Dang Dude @dangdude831.bsky.social · May 5

WTF?! like no one ever thought that Buffet may die or retire until now? Get a grip people. Buffet has like 2 investing principles, all the new guy has to do is follow the 2 things. #brka #brkb #berkshire #berkshirehathaway #warrenbuffet #charliemunger

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Dang Dude @dangdude831.bsky.social · Apr 28

American Exceptialism!

Dang Dude @dangdude831.bsky.social · Apr 24

#magamorons #fdt #resist

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Dang Dude @dangdude831.bsky.social · Apr 22

Tim Pool is a Russian asset.

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Dang Dude @dangdude831.bsky.social · Apr 18

Damn this is a brave act. I can't believe he's still alive.

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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · Apr 13

Scary things that you may have recently read headlines about that it turned out you didn’t have to worry about include: microplastics in your brain, black plastic spatulas, intermittent fasting, and plant based meat alternatives.

Also, no, you do not eat a credit card’s worth of plastic a month.

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Dang Dude @dangdude831.bsky.social · Apr 8

RIP #trump #elon #musk #tesla #tariff

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Dang Dude @dangdude831.bsky.social · Apr 7

We're all going to die.

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Dang Dude @dangdude831.bsky.social · Apr 4

Trump is the type of president that Russia installs in another country to ruin it

Dang Dude @dangdude831.bsky.social · Apr 2

Hmm, now why would there be nonstop impeachment hearings? He knows that he's breaking the law.

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Dang Dude @dangdude831.bsky.social · Apr 1

Whoa #gemini #bankruptcy