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Noodle (they/them)
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married, mixed race, queer bleeding-heart, anticensorship, neurodivergent, nerdy, proship, lefty.

Yorkshire expat.

Run-on expletive laden sentences abound. #Fandom - 3 laws safe

🐘@Dangerhissy.mas.to

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I am NOT team follow back. If we moot, cool, but I have no expectations. I curate based on vibes, the stars (/s), and if your combination of weirdness, humor, interests and politics plays well with mine. Don't take it personally, we don't know each other well enough for it to be personal
a cartoon man with a beard is talking to a woman .
Alt: The Road to El Dorado quote gif "Stars. Can't do it. Not today."
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yes yes we all know about the Edmund Fitzgerald, rest her soul, but did you know about the ship laden with explosives that sank in the mouth of the Thames in 1944 and could explode at any minute and which attempts to disarm keep failing
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I am gonna need the person at the FBI who is writing the cover up stories to read a different detective novel than the one the devoured in middle school where the killer carved his message onto bullet casings, you know, for variety

(Disclaimer; For legal reasons this is a joke...)
September 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Getting intermittent "SSL handshake failed error code 525" on #AO3 with lag. If you're also here because you noticed slowness or failure to connect: this is your reminder to always load an entire fic before you start reading so you don't get caught by the next chapter not loading in case of issues
August 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I cannot possibly be the first nerd with a hyperfixation interest on potions and alchemy to want to make a MTG deck around this theme, that is not statistically possible, this game is thirty years old

So why the fuck is there literally only one reddit post on this topic?
August 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
TOTD: The "bisexual means same and different not male and female" to "I'm queer because I do not have the time, patience, or crayons to explain this to you" pipeline is real
July 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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I guess β€œWhite Party” was just too on the nose?
July 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
<Insert oBRITglatory treason/ungrateful colonials/what a waste of perfectly good tea joke here>
a fireworks display with the words " let freedom ring " below it
Alt: a fireworks display with the words " let freedom ring " below it
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July 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Anyone know how to reliably root a pixel 7a? If they're trying to force AI as a security update then I'm no longer concerned about breaking what I have left of the warranty so I don't have to have that
June 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Seeing as windows have decided to break their own toy, anyone know of something like Ghost that can create a SRP that won't delete itself after 60 days on Windows 11 (24h2) since this patch tuesday release?
June 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
If you're able to call a man who started the morning with one name by a completely different name because he stood on a balcony and told you he picked his new one, then I don't wanna hear shit about how not deadnaming trans people is hard from now on
May 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The Pope should "avoid appearing to take sides in these old ideological battles"

With your whole ass chest? At your big age? And you were paid to write this?
"Whoever the cardinals choose to be the next pope would be well advised to avoid appearing to take sides in these old ideological battles," Matt Malone writes. wapo.st/3EWCxNI
Opinion | The next pope should be more accepting of free markets
As pontiff, Francis focused too much on the weaknesses of Western capitalism.
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May 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Honestly, just between you and me, if I was trying to make an insane point about how boys "prefer digital characters to real women" I would not be using as an example the one recent RPG game whose fandom is (relatively) extremely queer and female demographically.
May 6, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I agree, which is why I'm pulling my punches on the off chance they're ignorant/immature and not actually malicious. They won't alienate me from the cause, my principles are firm, but they are showing that they aren't trusted allies right now, but that doesn't mean I don't hope they'll learn in time
April 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Is the relevance in the room with us?
April 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I did, not for me, not my genre. Ditto Heinlein. John Kendrick Bangs wrote one of my lifetime faves and Shakespeare is still funny though βš–οΈ

And I literally said multiple times that I don't put any money in JKRs pocket anymore and haven't pretty much since around the time Cursed Child dropped.
April 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Judging by the people who have been coming for me for saying I write fanfic and have tattoos from years ago, apparently there's some super secret currency that they think she gets from anyone engaging in any way with any HP content at all. Makes me wonder how many have read Lovecraft or Heinlein tbh
April 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
*You're

Yeah, that IS how little I care what you think of me and how I live my life so now I'm going to mute you without actually reading more than your spelling error, then go fuck my transgender spouse to test out a new position for Sev to be in in my next fic, toodles!
April 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The beauty is that they think I care what they think. You know me, I don't mind being the bitch in other people's stories for standing up for myself because my principles matter more than optics. They'll learn and block me because they're too ashamed to face themselves, same MO different dipstick
April 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It's almost like what we do and say on social media is actually not all that relevant to how we act and the moves we make offline, just like you trying to moralise at me like you think you know me or I should care
April 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
This is by far the funniest thread I've been in in years, keep sending the clowns
April 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I'm British, keep trying πŸ˜‚
April 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I figure they blocked once they realised that they weren't actually getting a rise or a grovelling apology for their attempt at Activism 101 homework. I didn't check but I assume they're idiot kids who don't remember web 2.0 and the Restricted Section cease and desist
April 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I didn't see that bit, honestly it's hilarious to me how quickly they had to build a strawman because a split second glance at your (or my) bio would disprove them
April 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
does it take work to be that stupid or is it natural? If AO3 made money off my fics I would write so much more to fund them. I donate to them. They pretty much singlehandedly saved fandom and free fannish expression online because they fought back JKR was sending cease and desists to fanfic sites
April 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Yeah me too, as if it's such a loss to have someone that dim remove themselves from my remit πŸ˜‚
April 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM