Mikey Mike
@dangermike.bsky.social
Him? He likes: Music - Food - Wine - Absurd Humour - TTRPGs - Gardening - Norfolk - Anti-Fascism 🏴
Homepride man hater.
Homepride man hater.
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If bears laid eggs, how would we distinguish them from coconuts?
February 15, 2026 at 5:53 PM
If bears laid eggs, how would we distinguish them from coconuts?
Houmous is one of the greatest things ever invented.
February 15, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Houmous is one of the greatest things ever invented.
Thinking about roast potatoes.
February 15, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Thinking about roast potatoes.
And now it is snowing 🥶
Would you look at that, it’s raining again.
February 15, 2026 at 1:15 PM
And now it is snowing 🥶
Little Man had declared that Daft Punk are ‘not real robots’.
February 15, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Little Man had declared that Daft Punk are ‘not real robots’.
Would you look at that, it’s raining again.
February 15, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Would you look at that, it’s raining again.
Want to go to the beach.
February 14, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Want to go to the beach.
I was under the impression that this would place was more polite than X
(I have been here a day)
(I have been here a day)
February 14, 2026 at 10:26 PM
I was under the impression that this would place was more polite than X
(I have been here a day)
(I have been here a day)
What if I drank more water? What then?
February 14, 2026 at 5:21 PM
What if I drank more water? What then?
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Seen some other indy artists doing Valentine Day promotions so here's mine. I make cool stuff out of brass and you can buy it at peloriastudio.com 🙂
February 14, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Seen some other indy artists doing Valentine Day promotions so here's mine. I make cool stuff out of brass and you can buy it at peloriastudio.com 🙂
For not the first time in my life, the lady at the checkout commented on how well organised my shopping was on the belt. (:
February 14, 2026 at 11:19 AM
For not the first time in my life, the lady at the checkout commented on how well organised my shopping was on the belt. (:
Skeleton bum cam is funny though.
February 13, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Skeleton bum cam is funny though.
Loved that the chap who won the Men’s Olympic Halfpipe was wearing sparkly nail polish.
February 13, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Loved that the chap who won the Men’s Olympic Halfpipe was wearing sparkly nail polish.
22:22
February 12, 2026 at 10:22 PM
22:22
Restless leg really kicking my arse tonight.
February 12, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Restless leg really kicking my arse tonight.
Feeling a little more human 💪
Got the man flu folks. 😞
February 12, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Feeling a little more human 💪
Got the man flu folks. 😞
February 11, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Got the man flu folks. 😞
Why is everyone talking about oats?
February 11, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Why is everyone talking about oats?
You’ll never guess what this is a reply to.
February 11, 2026 at 9:12 AM
You’ll never guess what this is a reply to.
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It's sausage roll Wednesday. Let's go!
February 11, 2026 at 7:57 AM
It's sausage roll Wednesday. Let's go!
It’s light enough for me and the boy to play Red car/Blue car on the way home from school. 😆
February 10, 2026 at 4:39 PM
It’s light enough for me and the boy to play Red car/Blue car on the way home from school. 😆
Forget Norway, more like, Snoreway.
February 9, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Forget Norway, more like, Snoreway.
My twizzles aren’t perfect either tbf
February 9, 2026 at 9:48 PM
My twizzles aren’t perfect either tbf