Mikey Mike
@dangermike.bsky.social
Him? He likes: Music - Food - Wine - Absurd Humour - TTRPGs - Gardening - Norfolk - Anti-Fascism ๐ด
Homepride man hater.
Homepride man hater.
Pinned
Dinner and an early night.
February 11, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Dinner and an early night.
Got the man flu folks. ๐
February 11, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Got the man flu folks. ๐
Why is everyone talking about oats?
February 11, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Why is everyone talking about oats?
This is him, here.
February 11, 2026 at 1:31 PM
This is him, here.
Iโm 90% sure there is an episode where someone (who maybe turns out to be a cyborg?) makes MDMA cookies, maybe Iโm misremembering.
February 11, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Iโm 90% sure there is an episode where someone (who maybe turns out to be a cyborg?) makes MDMA cookies, maybe Iโm misremembering.
Is that the episode where the cookies are somehow spiked with MDMA?
February 11, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Is that the episode where the cookies are somehow spiked with MDMA?
I hate that thatโs the case.
February 11, 2026 at 10:05 AM
I hate that thatโs the case.
I went ahead and tried this yesterday, it was lush.
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February 11, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Have you considered using them as a burger bun?
February 11, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Have you considered using them as a burger bun?
They forced me to pass two tests, a written one and a practical one, before I was allowed to use my own vehicle.
Even now, Iโm forced to stop at traffic lights and when I come to a roundabout, I have to go clockwise, not anticlockwise round it or they will fine me.
Quite frankly, itโs an outrage.
Even now, Iโm forced to stop at traffic lights and when I come to a roundabout, I have to go clockwise, not anticlockwise round it or they will fine me.
Quite frankly, itโs an outrage.
February 11, 2026 at 9:52 AM
They forced me to pass two tests, a written one and a practical one, before I was allowed to use my own vehicle.
Even now, Iโm forced to stop at traffic lights and when I come to a roundabout, I have to go clockwise, not anticlockwise round it or they will fine me.
Quite frankly, itโs an outrage.
Even now, Iโm forced to stop at traffic lights and when I come to a roundabout, I have to go clockwise, not anticlockwise round it or they will fine me.
Quite frankly, itโs an outrage.
Youโll never guess what this is a reply to.
It's big enough to fill a pram lad๐
February 11, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Youโll never guess what this is a reply to.
What an odd thing to sayโฆ.
February 11, 2026 at 9:08 AM
What an odd thing to sayโฆ.
Yeah, alright thanks!
February 11, 2026 at 9:06 AM
Yeah, alright thanks!
Morning pal! Howโs things?
February 11, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Morning pal! Howโs things?
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It's sausage roll Wednesday. Let's go!
February 11, 2026 at 7:57 AM
It's sausage roll Wednesday. Let's go!
A comment written with no sense of self-awareness.
February 10, 2026 at 6:35 PM
A comment written with no sense of self-awareness.
It was the opposite round, the person who invented pizza with a slice taken out got the idea from Pacman.
February 10, 2026 at 5:10 PM
It was the opposite round, the person who invented pizza with a slice taken out got the idea from Pacman.
17-11 to the red cars.
February 10, 2026 at 5:02 PM
17-11 to the red cars.
Itโs light enough for me and the boy to play Red car/Blue car on the way home from school. ๐
February 10, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Itโs light enough for me and the boy to play Red car/Blue car on the way home from school. ๐
The Soviet Union put a dog in space but Iโm not seeing any Space Crufts. ๐คท
February 10, 2026 at 3:14 PM
The Soviet Union put a dog in space but Iโm not seeing any Space Crufts. ๐คท
Happy Birthday! Have an amazing day. ๐
February 10, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Happy Birthday! Have an amazing day. ๐
Happy Birthday! Enjoy the rocks, it sounds really fun! ๐
February 10, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Happy Birthday! Enjoy the rocks, it sounds really fun! ๐
