Mikey Mike
@dangermike.bsky.social
Him? He likes: Music - Food - Wine - Absurd Humour - TTRPGs - Gardening - Norfolk - Anti-Fascism 🏴
Homepride man hater.
Homepride man hater.
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The Louvre, mainly because it seems like a fun place for a caper, rather than anything specific.
Picturing myself etching a me-shaped hole in that crystal polyhedron thingy, and abseiling down into a smokey room full of lasers and elaborately framed paintings (I have never been there).
Picturing myself etching a me-shaped hole in that crystal polyhedron thingy, and abseiling down into a smokey room full of lasers and elaborately framed paintings (I have never been there).
If you could do a successful heist of any museum or gallery which would you choose and what would you take
February 16, 2026 at 11:20 AM
The Louvre, mainly because it seems like a fun place for a caper, rather than anything specific.
Picturing myself etching a me-shaped hole in that crystal polyhedron thingy, and abseiling down into a smokey room full of lasers and elaborately framed paintings (I have never been there).
Picturing myself etching a me-shaped hole in that crystal polyhedron thingy, and abseiling down into a smokey room full of lasers and elaborately framed paintings (I have never been there).
Oh and one of my oldest friends messaged me from China to say he got surprised married and is hosting a celebration in July in the UK (:
Trying to understand my optimistic mood and then noticed it’s sunny and the sky is blue.
That’ll do it. 🥰
That’ll do it. 🥰
What’s going on? Why is everyone hating on Mondays?
February 16, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Oh and one of my oldest friends messaged me from China to say he got surprised married and is hosting a celebration in July in the UK (:
Have a hankering to make pizza for lunch.
February 16, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Have a hankering to make pizza for lunch.
Trying to understand my optimistic mood and then noticed it’s sunny and the sky is blue.
That’ll do it. 🥰
That’ll do it. 🥰
What’s going on? Why is everyone hating on Mondays?
February 16, 2026 at 8:44 AM
Trying to understand my optimistic mood and then noticed it’s sunny and the sky is blue.
That’ll do it. 🥰
That’ll do it. 🥰
What’s going on? Why is everyone hating on Mondays?
February 16, 2026 at 8:14 AM
What’s going on? Why is everyone hating on Mondays?
If bears laid eggs, how would we distinguish them from coconuts?
February 15, 2026 at 5:53 PM
If bears laid eggs, how would we distinguish them from coconuts?
Houmous is one of the greatest things ever invented.
February 15, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Houmous is one of the greatest things ever invented.
Thinking about roast potatoes.
February 15, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Thinking about roast potatoes.
And now it is snowing 🥶
Would you look at that, it’s raining again.
February 15, 2026 at 1:15 PM
And now it is snowing 🥶
Little Man had declared that Daft Punk are ‘not real robots’.
February 15, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Little Man had declared that Daft Punk are ‘not real robots’.
Would you look at that, it’s raining again.
February 15, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Would you look at that, it’s raining again.
Want to go to the beach.
February 14, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Want to go to the beach.
I was under the impression that this would place was more polite than X
(I have been here a day)
(I have been here a day)
February 14, 2026 at 10:26 PM
I was under the impression that this would place was more polite than X
(I have been here a day)
(I have been here a day)
What if I drank more water? What then?
February 14, 2026 at 5:21 PM
What if I drank more water? What then?
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Seen some other indy artists doing Valentine Day promotions so here's mine. I make cool stuff out of brass and you can buy it at peloriastudio.com 🙂
February 14, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Seen some other indy artists doing Valentine Day promotions so here's mine. I make cool stuff out of brass and you can buy it at peloriastudio.com 🙂
For not the first time in my life, the lady at the checkout commented on how well organised my shopping was on the belt. (:
February 14, 2026 at 11:19 AM
For not the first time in my life, the lady at the checkout commented on how well organised my shopping was on the belt. (:
Skeleton bum cam is funny though.
February 13, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Skeleton bum cam is funny though.
Loved that the chap who won the Men’s Olympic Halfpipe was wearing sparkly nail polish.
February 13, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Loved that the chap who won the Men’s Olympic Halfpipe was wearing sparkly nail polish.
22:22
February 12, 2026 at 10:22 PM
22:22
Restless leg really kicking my arse tonight.
February 12, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Restless leg really kicking my arse tonight.
Feeling a little more human 💪
Got the man flu folks. 😞
February 12, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Feeling a little more human 💪
Got the man flu folks. 😞
February 11, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Got the man flu folks. 😞
Why is everyone talking about oats?
February 11, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Why is everyone talking about oats?