Danielle Arce
@daniellearcecomedy.bsky.social
Comedian. Cool mom. Cool wife. 🤘🏼
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The same guy who said he would create more jobs sure did fire a lot of people from their jobs.
February 28, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The same guy who said he would create more jobs sure did fire a lot of people from their jobs.
Reposted by Danielle Arce
“I’m going to fix the economy and end the war in Ukraine on day one.”
“Yay! Trump! Trump! Trump!”
“Actually, I’m not. In fact, I’m making it all much worse.”
“Yay! Trump! Trump! Trump!”
“Yay! Trump! Trump! Trump!”
“Actually, I’m not. In fact, I’m making it all much worse.”
“Yay! Trump! Trump! Trump!”
February 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
“I’m going to fix the economy and end the war in Ukraine on day one.”
“Yay! Trump! Trump! Trump!”
“Actually, I’m not. In fact, I’m making it all much worse.”
“Yay! Trump! Trump! Trump!”
“Yay! Trump! Trump! Trump!”
“Actually, I’m not. In fact, I’m making it all much worse.”
“Yay! Trump! Trump! Trump!”
FOX NEWS IS SAYING IT IS PATRIOTIC TO PAY MORE AT THE GROCERY STORE?!
When I posted about how I was upset w/the election results, I had people tell me that they were happy he won because they voted for CHEAPER GROCERY PRICES. Now you're going to backpedal & say THE OPPOSITE? 😅 How embarrassing.
When I posted about how I was upset w/the election results, I had people tell me that they were happy he won because they voted for CHEAPER GROCERY PRICES. Now you're going to backpedal & say THE OPPOSITE? 😅 How embarrassing.
February 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM
FOX NEWS IS SAYING IT IS PATRIOTIC TO PAY MORE AT THE GROCERY STORE?!
When I posted about how I was upset w/the election results, I had people tell me that they were happy he won because they voted for CHEAPER GROCERY PRICES. Now you're going to backpedal & say THE OPPOSITE? 😅 How embarrassing.
When I posted about how I was upset w/the election results, I had people tell me that they were happy he won because they voted for CHEAPER GROCERY PRICES. Now you're going to backpedal & say THE OPPOSITE? 😅 How embarrassing.
Reposted by Danielle Arce
This next 4 years is gonna be worse than Madame Web
February 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
This next 4 years is gonna be worse than Madame Web
Believing, at this point, that grocery prices are going to go down, is equivalent in believing in the Easter bunny.
Even the price of the cheap plastic eggs are going to go up, y'all 🥚
Even the price of the cheap plastic eggs are going to go up, y'all 🥚
February 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Believing, at this point, that grocery prices are going to go down, is equivalent in believing in the Easter bunny.
Even the price of the cheap plastic eggs are going to go up, y'all 🥚
Even the price of the cheap plastic eggs are going to go up, y'all 🥚
Fellas, is it gay to show compassion for a plane crash with no survivors? Asking for a president.
January 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Fellas, is it gay to show compassion for a plane crash with no survivors? Asking for a president.
Reposted by Danielle Arce
the J6 rioters are out of jail so the Kill Tony bucket is about to be overflowing
January 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
the J6 rioters are out of jail so the Kill Tony bucket is about to be overflowing
Elon Musk is like if Sid from Toy Story had a wealthy family and became rich because of his father.
January 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Elon Musk is like if Sid from Toy Story had a wealthy family and became rich because of his father.
It's definitely a very exciting time for people who wear American flag hoodies and flip flops to Olive Garden for their romantic date night.
January 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
It's definitely a very exciting time for people who wear American flag hoodies and flip flops to Olive Garden for their romantic date night.
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I love this time of year because people will post something super dramatic and vague like “Nooooooo” and I can’t tell if it’s about football or *gestures outside window* all of this.
January 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I love this time of year because people will post something super dramatic and vague like “Nooooooo” and I can’t tell if it’s about football or *gestures outside window* all of this.
What's a good first Bluesky post?? What do I do with my hands? 😩
January 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
What's a good first Bluesky post?? What do I do with my hands? 😩