Dan Polinsky
@danielpolinsky.bsky.social
Retired engineer/Amazon FBA. Trader now. Occasionally funny, but not in this profile, obviously.
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Man 2026 sucks already
January 8, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Man 2026 sucks already
Well, today seemed like the right day to cancel my Hilton Honors account.
Done.
Done.
January 8, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Well, today seemed like the right day to cancel my Hilton Honors account.
Done.
Done.
Actually, considering the current regime, large amounts are more than acceptable too.
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Americans should drink alcohol in small amounts, says Dr Oz
New U.S. dietary guidelines mention alcohol, which should be consumed in small amounts, Dr. Mehmet Oz, administrator for the Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services, said on Wednesday.
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January 7, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Actually, considering the current regime, large amounts are more than acceptable too.
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All the Epstein Files are making this a great Festivus
a man with curly hair and a plaid jacket stands in front of a door
ALT: a man with curly hair and a plaid jacket stands in front of a door
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
All the Epstein Files are making this a great Festivus
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BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
These meetings would work better with a laugh track.
Noem: You made it through the hurricane season without a hurricane—you kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that.
December 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
These meetings would work better with a laugh track.
If he doesn't understand how magnets work, get him to swallow a few. I mean, they don't work when they get wet, right? 😂
November 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
If he doesn't understand how magnets work, get him to swallow a few. I mean, they don't work when they get wet, right? 😂
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October 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Well, the 11th was my birthday, and I didn't get what I wanted.
And that MFer will probably still be alive tomorrow too.
And that MFer will probably still be alive tomorrow too.
August 12, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Well, the 11th was my birthday, and I didn't get what I wanted.
And that MFer will probably still be alive tomorrow too.
And that MFer will probably still be alive tomorrow too.
I just wish they'd stop going low every day.
When they go low, I get high..
August 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I just wish they'd stop going low every day.
Heard there's a certain someone on the roster.
July 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Heard there's a certain someone on the roster.
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“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
~ George Orwell, 1984
~ George Orwell, 1984
July 8, 2025 at 3:46 PM
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
~ George Orwell, 1984
~ George Orwell, 1984
Somebody got a new toy!
June 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Somebody got a new toy!
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"We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back."
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan
June 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
"We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back."
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan
I'm gonna get a thousand of these made in China before the tariffs kick in again.
May 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I'm gonna get a thousand of these made in China before the tariffs kick in again.
Trump doesn't need or deserve a military parade.
He deserves the Taco Truck Parade!
He deserves the Taco Truck Parade!
May 29, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Trump doesn't need or deserve a military parade.
He deserves the Taco Truck Parade!
He deserves the Taco Truck Parade!
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Is anyone keeping a list of all the things this regime is screwing up so we can reverse them in the future? Something like a Project Reverse 2025?
May 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Is anyone keeping a list of all the things this regime is screwing up so we can reverse them in the future? Something like a Project Reverse 2025?
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The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of starstuff.
- Carl Sagan, Cosmos
- Carl Sagan, Cosmos
May 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of starstuff.
- Carl Sagan, Cosmos
- Carl Sagan, Cosmos
It's sad to see this playing out in real life now.
May 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
It's sad to see this playing out in real life now.
Even though they sell well, I can't remember the last time I bought a hotcake.
May 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Even though they sell well, I can't remember the last time I bought a hotcake.
Just checking, but is a double digit IQ one of the main qualifications for a cabinet position in this administration?
May 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Just checking, but is a double digit IQ one of the main qualifications for a cabinet position in this administration?
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I can't believe we have a Pope from Illinois. People from Chicago usually hate the Cardinals.
May 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I can't believe we have a Pope from Illinois. People from Chicago usually hate the Cardinals.
Someone corrected the pic
May 4, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Someone corrected the pic
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“We've arranged a society based on science and technology, in which nobody understands anything about science and technology. And this combustible mixture of ignorance and power, sooner or later, is going to blow up in our faces.”
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan
April 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
“We've arranged a society based on science and technology, in which nobody understands anything about science and technology. And this combustible mixture of ignorance and power, sooner or later, is going to blow up in our faces.”
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan