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And we’re supposed to believe that Biden was the one who was replaced by an autopen?
COLLINS: Today you pardoned the founded of Binance. Can you explain why you did that?

TRUMP: Which one was that?

COLLINS: The founder of Binance

TRUMP: I believe we're talking about the same person, because I do pardon a lot of people. I don't know. He was recommended by a lot of people.
Yeahhhhh I don’t think that’s legal
Trump: "By the way, a friend of mine called us the other day and he said 'I'd like to contribute any shortfall you have because of the Democrat shutdown. I'd like to contribute any shortfall you have with the military.' Today, he sent us a check for $130 million. It's gonna go the military."
Not even a guilty pleasure of mine, just an absolute pleasure to watch that one when it’s on. Possibly the only good thing Nick Cannon has ever done (besides Mariah Carey, obviously - and All That)
Petey Pablo’s performances in Drumline? Epic
Never buy your donkeys used, I’ll never make that mistake twice
"Oh cool more things I can't afford... HOW DO I BUY A DONKEY"
Lol imagine thinking that 55K signatures is a lot for a petition like this
"The petition is a reflection of the political divide and xenophobia Bad Bunny’s Latino heritage and lyrics in Spanish have ignited, along with his political views on immigrant rights amid the government’s deportation policies."
Super Bowl Petition to Replace Bad Bunny With George Strait Gets More Than 55,000 Signatures
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He's going to just steal $230 million from you and me, and his flunkies in the DOJ are going to happily hand it over
Breaking News: President Trump wants $230 million from the Justice Department for investigating him, people familiar with the matter say. Any settlement might ultimately be approved by senior department officials who defended him or those in his orbit. nyti.ms/4hmIi5X
Why would they do that, everyone knows that Monday nights are better… right?
Criminal management performance from Dan, but ownership will be too scared to shake anything up after their best season (aka - most profitable) ever
Springer is and always will be a cheater
Also, you gotta assume most Americans watching this game are Seattle fans, who tend to completely agree with them already
I use Facebook almost exclusively for Marketplace these days, and I’m close to deleting it for that too
If I even knew how to send a DM on this platform I’d send a hilariously weird one for ya
If we could just… NOT hit into double plays tomorrow, that’d be sick
…says the man who just gave $40b to a completely different country
Q: On the shutdown, do you want to see the premium tax credits extended?

TRUMP: There will be no money given toward their crazy escalation of giving money to illegal aliens that came into the country totally illegally
That ump has called that pitch a ball so far, but of course it’s strike three against Geno
I hate this ump’s strike zone already