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Shadaloo Dumpster Fire

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Shadaloo Dumpster Fire @dankpasta.bsky.social · 3h

This is for when a certain country needs an excuse to strike inside the US, isn't it?

Shadaloo Dumpster Fire @dankpasta.bsky.social · 3h

Though I don't think these cons have that excuse, they probably just like money.

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Shadaloo Dumpster Fire @dankpasta.bsky.social · 4h

The army brought a ̵b̵o̵u̵n̵c̵y̵ ̵c̵a̵s̵t̵l̵e̵ tactical obstacle course to my high school one year.

Which was actually something that No Child Left Behind forced every school in the US. If the military wants to set up recruitment shit at a school they can't decline without risking their federal funding.

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Shadaloo Dumpster Fire @dankpasta.bsky.social · 4h

Video is def hitting the spot so far. A lot of good info.

Shadaloo Dumpster Fire @dankpasta.bsky.social · 4h

I didn't even think of that, but given the military already sets up booths at gaming cons and shit it def makes sense.

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Shadaloo Dumpster Fire @dankpasta.bsky.social · 4h

Alternately,

Shadaloo Dumpster Fire @dankpasta.bsky.social · 4h

Complete 100% All Endings Run

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Shadaloo Dumpster Fire @dankpasta.bsky.social · 16h

of course that's his name. of course it is.

BBC model railroading title card credit for bob symes-schutzmann

Shadaloo Dumpster Fire @dankpasta.bsky.social · 16h

Why does he have Cool Ranch weed on his shirt?

Shadaloo Dumpster Fire @dankpasta.bsky.social · 16h

Gotta be strapped up like Rambo to get that mediocre chicken sandwich.

Shadaloo Dumpster Fire @dankpasta.bsky.social · 16h

started watching some old model railroading doc the algo threw at me and holy shit this is the most british man to ever exist

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Shadaloo Dumpster Fire @dankpasta.bsky.social · 16h

Tron 2 is an incredible movie to do drugs to.

mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 19h

Pretty confused by how TRON became a big-budget movie franchise. Was it a bit hit when it came out? No. Did it become a big hit on video/TV? Also no. Do people have fond nostalgic memories of it? Eh kinda but not really. Was it secretly great and critically acclaimed? No again

Shadaloo Dumpster Fire @dankpasta.bsky.social · 16h

One day we'll get that director's cut.

Shadaloo Dumpster Fire @dankpasta.bsky.social · 16h

Acts under consideration include The Ruby Ridge Boys and Bing Crosby's corpse.

Shadaloo Dumpster Fire @dankpasta.bsky.social · 16h

Looking at microfilm pics of Judy Garland's ankles at the Joe Biden Presidential Library.

Shadaloo Dumpster Fire @dankpasta.bsky.social · 16h

"Nah bro the company that reuses bodies and has multiple models of collar that do the same thing wouldn't have multiple different versions of the same collar that reuse parts, don't be ridiculous."

Shadaloo Dumpster Fire @dankpasta.bsky.social · 17h

Cumtown is Car Talk for dick jokes.

Shadaloo Dumpster Fire @dankpasta.bsky.social · 17h

"Someone is making a joke on the internet, time to be a Completely Normal Individual!"

Shadaloo Dumpster Fire @dankpasta.bsky.social · 17h

I'd drink this ngl

nights ghoul @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 20h

the soup that eats like a DUI

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Shadaloo Dumpster Fire @dankpasta.bsky.social · 17h

"Be sure to check out my next stream, Fun Shit In My Wheelhouse Sponsored By IG Farben!"

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Shadaloo Dumpster Fire @dankpasta.bsky.social · 17h

"Justin is a simple guy. He lacks object permanence, so you can't really blame him for signing any piece of paper anyone puts in front of him. He's like an adult baby, really. Or a particularly intelligent squirrel."

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Shadaloo Dumpster Fire @dankpasta.bsky.social · 17h

I love insane watch order bullshit like that.

At some point I want to watch Barbie until the point where Ken leaves, watch the entirety of Drive, and then continue watching Barbie. Shit would be hilarious.

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Shadaloo Dumpster Fire @dankpasta.bsky.social · 17h

At some point people need to realize that anything as corporate as the mainline FGC is just a bunch of people huddled around a burning dumpster full of blood money for warmth.

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Shadaloo Dumpster Fire @dankpasta.bsky.social · 18h

I love living in the era of the Business Clown.

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