Dan Makes Noises
@danmakesnoises.bsky.social
He/him. Aspiring composer and musician. #MusicHeals. West Ham sufferer. #FuckRacism #MadeInSocialHousing #BBCMastermind 2025 semi-finalist.
Light blue is still blue, guys. Don't fall for it. #NadhimZahawi
January 12, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Light blue is still blue, guys. Don't fall for it. #NadhimZahawi
Gunstar Heroes is GOATed.
January 6, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Gunstar Heroes is GOATed.
Reddit in "forgot why it exists" controversy.
January 5, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Reddit in "forgot why it exists" controversy.
That moment when you remember that neither Steve nor Will were in the main credits of episode 1 of #StrangerThings
January 5, 2026 at 11:18 AM
That moment when you remember that neither Steve nor Will were in the main credits of episode 1 of #StrangerThings
To any Venezuelans reading this - I'm glad your country has been liberated from a dictator.
I'm also sorry that it was liberated by a different dictator who will hand control to a puppet.
I'm also sorry that it was liberated by a different dictator who will hand control to a puppet.
January 4, 2026 at 8:32 PM
To any Venezuelans reading this - I'm glad your country has been liberated from a dictator.
I'm also sorry that it was liberated by a different dictator who will hand control to a puppet.
I'm also sorry that it was liberated by a different dictator who will hand control to a puppet.
I'm a bit hazy on my history - what happened the last time the US fought a war on its own against a country starting with V?
January 4, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I'm a bit hazy on my history - what happened the last time the US fought a war on its own against a country starting with V?
What we needed in 2026 - another phrase to describe an 'absolute chancer'.
December 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
What we needed in 2026 - another phrase to describe an 'absolute chancer'.
I read this as 'coolant' at first and was just relieved that I wasn't the only one telling their problems to a can of Valvoline.
But then.
But then.
December 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I read this as 'coolant' at first and was just relieved that I wasn't the only one telling their problems to a can of Valvoline.
But then.
But then.
Only the Americans could write a song about poverty and famine on another continent and have the first word of the title be "We".
December 24, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Only the Americans could write a song about poverty and famine on another continent and have the first word of the title be "We".
I've scoured the BBC website today and I can't see a single story about @robinince.bsky.social being forced off the BBC because he supports the trans community. Fair and unbiased my arse.
December 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I've scoured the BBC website today and I can't see a single story about @robinince.bsky.social being forced off the BBC because he supports the trans community. Fair and unbiased my arse.
No #GoldenGlobes nom for Mia Goth in Frankenstein 👎🏻
December 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
No #GoldenGlobes nom for Mia Goth in Frankenstein 👎🏻
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Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
If you're under a spell, it's Lin-Manuel.
September 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
If you're under a spell, it's Lin-Manuel.
I once had explosive diarrhoea. The sounds my colon made were more intelligent and less deranged than anything Nigel Farage had ever said.
September 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I once had explosive diarrhoea. The sounds my colon made were more intelligent and less deranged than anything Nigel Farage had ever said.
It would be a real boon having an agent like Will Salthouse be so close to our chairman, if only all of Salthouse's players weren't fucking dogshit
August 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
It would be a real boon having an agent like Will Salthouse be so close to our chairman, if only all of Salthouse's players weren't fucking dogshit
You've already won.
August 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
You've already won.
That awful moment when you think Rocky and Adrian were together forever, but they were literally only together for just over 25 years.
August 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
That awful moment when you think Rocky and Adrian were together forever, but they were literally only together for just over 25 years.
Your regular reminder that Stakka Bo is still the best band name to say in a North-Eastern accent.
August 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Your regular reminder that Stakka Bo is still the best band name to say in a North-Eastern accent.
This from a country that hasn't won a contested war since it became a country, except for killing a shit load of First People while they stole their land. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Mike Huckabee: US ambassador to Israel says UK would have lost WW2 with Starmer as leader
Mike Huckabee's comments come after the UK prime minister condemned Israel's Gaza City military takeover plan.
www.bbc.co.uk
August 9, 2025 at 7:04 AM
This from a country that hasn't won a contested war since it became a country, except for killing a shit load of First People while they stole their land. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
I was spinning free, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, with a little sweet and simple Flamini.
August 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I was spinning free, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, with a little sweet and simple Flamini.
Parks and Recreation
Take away all the GOAT candidates: The Wire, Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, and Lost.
What’s the best show outside of that group?
What’s the best show outside of that group?
August 1, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Parks and Recreation
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