Dan_hazza
@danmcg.bsky.social
Teacher, Newcastle fan and proud dad.
We are playing so badly at the moment that if course I'm feeling pessimistic but I don't see us getting anymore than 10 points for the rest of the season.
Going to be a total wash out.
Going to be a total wash out.
January 25, 2026 at 7:04 PM
We are playing so badly at the moment that if course I'm feeling pessimistic but I don't see us getting anymore than 10 points for the rest of the season.
Going to be a total wash out.
Going to be a total wash out.
I need Howe to go ideally soon but if not in the summer.
He's somehow gone from giving me the best moment of my life as a Newcastle fan to some of the most turgid shit games I've ever seen.
I used to watch loads of football didn't matter who played and I don't anymore. Maybe as I'm getting old?
He's somehow gone from giving me the best moment of my life as a Newcastle fan to some of the most turgid shit games I've ever seen.
I used to watch loads of football didn't matter who played and I don't anymore. Maybe as I'm getting old?
January 25, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I need Howe to go ideally soon but if not in the summer.
He's somehow gone from giving me the best moment of my life as a Newcastle fan to some of the most turgid shit games I've ever seen.
I used to watch loads of football didn't matter who played and I don't anymore. Maybe as I'm getting old?
He's somehow gone from giving me the best moment of my life as a Newcastle fan to some of the most turgid shit games I've ever seen.
I used to watch loads of football didn't matter who played and I don't anymore. Maybe as I'm getting old?
For the love of god please can we finally fucking sack him.
January 25, 2026 at 3:48 PM
For the love of god please can we finally fucking sack him.
If we don't sign a single player to strengthen this team in January, you may as well fold the club because they aren't serious about progress or even going for it.
January 25, 2026 at 3:16 PM
If we don't sign a single player to strengthen this team in January, you may as well fold the club because they aren't serious about progress or even going for it.
It seems unfair to criticise Gordon when 3/4s of the team have been shit but my god at times he's fucking useless.
January 25, 2026 at 2:42 PM
It seems unfair to criticise Gordon when 3/4s of the team have been shit but my god at times he's fucking useless.
That's totally embarrassing that VAR even told him to go and look?
Like wtf?
Like wtf?
January 21, 2026 at 8:12 PM
That's totally embarrassing that VAR even told him to go and look?
Like wtf?
Like wtf?
The players used to have such high intensity and passion and believe - probably just being overly dramatic but it's starting to look like he has lost the dressing room 🤷🏻
January 18, 2026 at 4:15 PM
The players used to have such high intensity and passion and believe - probably just being overly dramatic but it's starting to look like he has lost the dressing room 🤷🏻
There has to become a point where it's unacceptable. He is now tainting his own legacy.
They are bottom of the league. They have 8 points and we were worse than hopeless.
They are bottom of the league. They have 8 points and we were worse than hopeless.
January 18, 2026 at 4:14 PM
There has to become a point where it's unacceptable. He is now tainting his own legacy.
They are bottom of the league. They have 8 points and we were worse than hopeless.
They are bottom of the league. They have 8 points and we were worse than hopeless.
There has to become a point where the club decides it cannot continue to be happy and content with dreadful away performances like this.
January 18, 2026 at 3:41 PM
There has to become a point where the club decides it cannot continue to be happy and content with dreadful away performances like this.
Just another typically drab away performance. What's the crack? Why can't Eddie get the team up for away games?
January 18, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Just another typically drab away performance. What's the crack? Why can't Eddie get the team up for away games?
Somethings not right with Tonali. He's been out of form for some time now.
January 18, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Somethings not right with Tonali. He's been out of form for some time now.
Frustratingly 2-0 flatters them somewhat. We actually played well and the players will be baffled how they walk off the pitch without at least 1 goal.
Sadly the tie is now over. Haven't beaten city away from home since 2014.
Sadly the tie is now over. Haven't beaten city away from home since 2014.
January 13, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Frustratingly 2-0 flatters them somewhat. We actually played well and the players will be baffled how they walk off the pitch without at least 1 goal.
Sadly the tie is now over. Haven't beaten city away from home since 2014.
Sadly the tie is now over. Haven't beaten city away from home since 2014.
Actually think we have played well here. Unfortunate and fine margins.
January 13, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Actually think we have played well here. Unfortunate and fine margins.
If I was a city fan I'd be furious.
But let's also remember this fucker shouldn't even be playing as he should be cup tied. Fucking rule changes 🤣
But let's also remember this fucker shouldn't even be playing as he should be cup tied. Fucking rule changes 🤣
January 13, 2026 at 9:31 PM
If I was a city fan I'd be furious.
But let's also remember this fucker shouldn't even be playing as he should be cup tied. Fucking rule changes 🤣
But let's also remember this fucker shouldn't even be playing as he should be cup tied. Fucking rule changes 🤣
Gerrin Barnes. He's got some engine this fella, never stopped running.
January 10, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Gerrin Barnes. He's got some engine this fella, never stopped running.
Nah enough is enough of this absolute dross.
Howe needs to go now.
Why are we 10 days into Jan without a single signing to strengthen the team? Not good enough.
Goodbye.
Howe needs to go now.
Why are we 10 days into Jan without a single signing to strengthen the team? Not good enough.
Goodbye.
January 10, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Nah enough is enough of this absolute dross.
Howe needs to go now.
Why are we 10 days into Jan without a single signing to strengthen the team? Not good enough.
Goodbye.
Howe needs to go now.
Why are we 10 days into Jan without a single signing to strengthen the team? Not good enough.
Goodbye.
For the fucking love of God Eddie please please please stop playing Willock.
January 10, 2026 at 4:24 PM
For the fucking love of God Eddie please please please stop playing Willock.
Time to take Willock off please. He's very bad.
January 10, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Time to take Willock off please. He's very bad.
The blockbuster Chelsea and Newcastle United swap deal that could smash the January transfer window share.google/JGJiU7cGTuRD...
This article is sheer jokes 🤣
Sterling for Tonali?!? Sure why not 🤣
This article is sheer jokes 🤣
Sterling for Tonali?!? Sure why not 🤣
The Chelsea and Newcastle United swap deal that could smash January
Chelsea have been linked with a surprise January transfer window swoop for the Premier League ace this winter
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January 8, 2026 at 8:50 AM
The blockbuster Chelsea and Newcastle United swap deal that could smash the January transfer window share.google/JGJiU7cGTuRD...
This article is sheer jokes 🤣
Sterling for Tonali?!? Sure why not 🤣
This article is sheer jokes 🤣
Sterling for Tonali?!? Sure why not 🤣
I'm fucking sick of these performances. It's time for a change.
Also, window been open for a week now - why haven't we strengthened yet? The squad is pathetically weak. What does our recruitment do between windows?
Also, window been open for a week now - why haven't we strengthened yet? The squad is pathetically weak. What does our recruitment do between windows?
January 7, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I'm fucking sick of these performances. It's time for a change.
Also, window been open for a week now - why haven't we strengthened yet? The squad is pathetically weak. What does our recruitment do between windows?
Also, window been open for a week now - why haven't we strengthened yet? The squad is pathetically weak. What does our recruitment do between windows?
Fantastic start here. We are absolutely all over Leeds 🙄
January 7, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Fantastic start here. We are absolutely all over Leeds 🙄
About 3/4 months ago I started a new PC build, or which my wife has very kindly bought me a number of components along the way for birthday and Xmas presents.
As it stands, I'm too poor to buy the DDR5 RAM and without it, can't even turn the bastard on.
RAMPocalypse has ruined my plans.
As it stands, I'm too poor to buy the DDR5 RAM and without it, can't even turn the bastard on.
RAMPocalypse has ruined my plans.
January 3, 2026 at 4:23 PM
About 3/4 months ago I started a new PC build, or which my wife has very kindly bought me a number of components along the way for birthday and Xmas presents.
As it stands, I'm too poor to buy the DDR5 RAM and without it, can't even turn the bastard on.
RAMPocalypse has ruined my plans.
As it stands, I'm too poor to buy the DDR5 RAM and without it, can't even turn the bastard on.
RAMPocalypse has ruined my plans.
Somewhere inside Turf Moor right now, is a group of players posing for a photograph and patting each other on the back after that performance.
Jesus fucking wept.
Jesus fucking wept.
December 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Somewhere inside Turf Moor right now, is a group of players posing for a photograph and patting each other on the back after that performance.
Jesus fucking wept.
Jesus fucking wept.
Sacked in the morning. Your getting sacked in the moooorning.
Sacked in the morning!
Please 🤷🏻
Sacked in the morning!
Please 🤷🏻
December 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Sacked in the morning. Your getting sacked in the moooorning.
Sacked in the morning!
Please 🤷🏻
Sacked in the morning!
Please 🤷🏻