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Dan_hazza
@danmcg.bsky.social
Teacher, Newcastle fan and proud dad.
This is the wildest start to man email ever.

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November 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Fucking unreal that.
October 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Fucking wow.
October 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
This is part of a real tweet on the other place 🤣🤣
October 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
🤣🤣
October 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Stay Classy Virg.
October 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Reform would have you believe it's the immigrants and foreigners that are the issues society faces...
September 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I'm not surprised, doesn't really seem fair.
September 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
What do you mean Batigol doesn't exist?!?!
September 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
This is mental.
September 14, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Penny for his thoughts?
August 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
How big clubs act. Sadly, Liverpool will never be that classy. Will cry victim when he leaves for Real Madrid on a free like Trent did. Embarrassing.
August 12, 2025 at 8:57 AM
He joined us all to sit next to his uncle and he enjoyed the match so much that at one point he was shouting Toon Toon. He was completely non-verbal for the longest time so brings a tear to my eye just writing about it.

Memories made that will last a lifetime. Yesterday, the result was irrelevant.
August 10, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Took my boys to their first ever game yesterday. Seems only fitting it was a loss against a European team as mine was a 4-1 loss against Inter Milan.

Didn't think my eldest (Autistic) would cope and it didn't look good to start with - too noisy and too busy. But
August 10, 2025 at 6:19 AM
How do I stop my wife attacking the butter like she's some kind of feral animal?
June 7, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I didn't realise that she was trans tbf
May 26, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Had a class time in London on Sunday even if I didn't have a ticket. What an atmosphere and what a club.

Haven't even had a moment to come down and post until now been on such a high.

Love them all.
March 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Pardon the pun but Snap! This pic is after a while of recovery too! Did mine literally days before COVID became a thing - I had physio booked that bad to be cancelled. I wasn't provided a boot or crutches or anything. I was told to try and build up walking on it. Never been right since.
January 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
As Newcastle fans, we all spent far far too long watching Shola Ameobi play football.
January 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
January 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
This is twitter. Two huge right wing plebs demanding justice for the groped woman who then murdered someone 🙄 It's not ok to randomly sexually assault people but it's sure as shit not ok to then fucking stab/murder them 😩
December 8, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Honestly, if we aren't asking serious questions after this type of performance we are a sham of a club.

Thanks for the memories Howe but I think it's best for all parties if you don't get the chance to fuck up January window.
November 30, 2024 at 4:59 PM
@hltco.bsky.social bang out of order him celebrating like this. #nufc
November 30, 2024 at 4:27 PM
From the look of this Palace game, I'd argue he's been handling Ket for some time tbf
November 30, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Beadnell.
November 27, 2024 at 8:20 PM