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Danny Germaine

@dannygermaine.bsky.social

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Your favorite temporary boyfriend. 30-something. Seattle based. [email protected]

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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · Nov 12

Now that I'm settled in, let me introduce myself to anyone who doesn't know me yet!

I'm Danny and I'm a boyfriend for hire. I'm based in Seattle and though I sometimes travel, the surest way to meet is to come to my area. I offer my time hourly, up to 4 hours. I am FTM and often bottom.

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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 3h

I had to take a break right before they got to the last year of his life. I admire him so much and no matter how loving (and honest) this doc is, it still cuts me deep that he passed so young.

Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 3h

Currently ugly crying at the John Candy documentary and considering rebranding to Johnny Torano as a joke to those in the know.

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 4h

GOOD NIGHT,
HERMAN

NANCY SAYS GOOD NIGHT TO HER PET FISH HERMAN.

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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 3d

❤️❤️❤️ Because it was ridiculous 😂

Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 3d

Sorry, I'm half crazed from my research assignment. 🥴

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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 3d

Spectrums go in the vajeen.

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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 3d

My company needs $4.8M. 😬

Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 3d

I spent my day on a fictional business plan for a fictional business for a real class that I really need to do well in. 😭

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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 3d

Every day is a new opportunity for a governmental nightmare.

Somehow my right to just be without fear of reprisal by some offended stranger has returned to the scrutiny of the 80s/early 90s.

Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 4d

Where is @datahooker.bsky.social???

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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 4d

“Dying alone” implies the existence of the darker alternative of dying together (murder-suicide, maybe?)

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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 5d

We deserve everything. 😂

Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 5d

When I look at this watch, I understand what it must feel like to browse the website of a escort you could never afford - like ever.

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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 5d

I hope you find someone who looks at you the way I look at a Jaeger-LeCoultre Reverso Duoface watch. 😍🥺

A luxury gold watch with a brown leather band. It's hinged so the rectangular face can be pivoted and flipped over on the long edge to reveal a second face. One side has a white background and the other is deep gray, both are analog with standard numerals - black on the white side and gold on the dark gray. The top and bottom of the watch has horizontal lines to replicate an art deco style.

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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 6d

Omg ew blech 🤢 are you using my Liberator pillow for SEX?? I use that as a back rest in bed when I type papers!! Give it back NOW.

Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 11d

ARE YOU MAD AT ME OR SOMETHING???

Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 11d

Instructor:
The app the school uses is a nightmare so I keep your grades on my tech and you just have to ask me for your grade.

Me: 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 11d

Instructor for my most technically dense course:
I give out my assignments by describing them via video. 🥰

Me: 😧😧😧😧😧

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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 12d

a woman is standing in a hallway talking to a group of people and asking them what that is .

Alt: A gif from the show Insecure. A Black woman is captioned saying "you know what that is?" She raises her right hand, palm up but the tips of her fingers and thumb touching as they point upward. She opens them, mimicking a flower blooming before answering her own question with the word "growth."

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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 12d

Goodbye, cruel world 😭😭

Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 12d

If I was on a dive and saw this, I would take my breather out and give up.

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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 12d

Went to get a massage but instead of a MedBed, all they had was a fucking massage table.

In my America???

No, but really. It was nice.

Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 13d

"Oh, Danny, I would love to tie you up - why won't you let me?"

Because you won't be down for my security team that would be fully armed and sign a waiver that you consent to being shot for crossing lines.

Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 13d

I’ve been following this story for years and (1) I hate how long it’s taken for this guy to be brought to justice (he is a rich guy assaulting sw so I’m sure that’s why) and (2) I hate that this is framed as bdsm, and not called what it is: abuse (cont'd)
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Exclusive | Victim celebrates arrest of alleged BDSM sex trafficker Howard Rubin: ‘Breath of relief’

“It’s just been a complete nightmare. I’m relieved that justice is finally being acknowledged.”

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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 13d

Bringing these shirts back for the fall, shipping in early November 🫡

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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 13d

Sporting my super cool shirt from @sarahmackattack.bsky.social —design by @franzanth.bsky.social 😁

Selfie of me wearing a black T-shirt that says “biology is bigger than binaries.” It has a design with a fish, bee, and flower.

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Danny Germaine @dannygermaine.bsky.social · 14d

Italian Family Pizza! I got normal sized today but their large pizzas are ENORMOUS.

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