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Dan
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Just this guy.
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A rather worryingly comprehensive roundup of what today's kids are pleased to call the "lore" of Channel Four's Teletext cartoon The Adventures.of 4-T. More than you'll ever need to know about Vince the Valve.
January 20, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.

I have translated some of the highlights
January 20, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Know the feeling.
January 21, 2026 at 9:58 AM
STRESS. Section 21 pending. Nice house viewed. Nice house is significantly smaller than current one, which means significant downsizing required. If I accept - less space for the kid’s room. If I don’t accept, I run the risk of nothing more suitable coming up. Brain done.
January 21, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Watching Alan Cumming chatting to Seth Meyers. They’re nattering about the High Life musical and the audience are whooping. This is a correct response.
January 20, 2026 at 11:20 PM
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Just reflexively oppositional, YOU NEGOTIATED THIS DEAL! If you'd not held the election when you did, Rishi would have signed it. YOU WERE IN THE FOREIGN OFFICE AT THE TIME.
This is (1) disgraceful at a moment of national danger, (2) laughably unserious and (3) deeply unwise when the President is obviously becoming incapacitated and the most unpopular person in the whole UK. Utterly disqualifying.
January 20, 2026 at 10:07 AM
When even Mike Johnson is suggesting everyone keep cool heads, you KNOW the Orange Man is totally cooked.
January 20, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Best I can do for northern lights/steamed hams.
January 19, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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England's dramatic 3-2 loss to West Germany in the quarter final of the 1970 World Cup is commonly blamed on the enforced absence of senior keeper Gordon Banks, due to a stomach ache. The cause of this stomach ache remains unknown.
January 19, 2026 at 9:20 PM
“I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of pizza"
a group of teenage mutant ninja turtles eating pizza with a nickelodeon logo in the corner
GIF from Tenor
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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Not for the first time, it looks like Channel 4 just handed the keys to their socials to an evil genius:
January 19, 2026 at 3:48 PM
“I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peas”
a man with a beard wearing a black hat with a gold emblem on it
GIF from Tenor
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 8:57 PM
“I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace"
a man wearing glasses is smiling while sitting in a car
GIF from Tenor
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 8:56 PM
“I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace"
a man wearing glasses and a bow tie stands in a doorway
GIF from Tenor
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 8:55 PM
“I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace"
a woman stands in front of a machine that says get your here
GIF from Tenor
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 8:54 PM
“I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace"
a man in a car with the words where 's your sense of humor below him
GIF from Tenor
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 8:52 PM
“I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace"
a man and a woman are standing next to each other in a hallway
GIF from Tenor
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Yup, I’m happy with the new cushion cover.
January 19, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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Come for the insightful review of Crazy Frog’s cover of ‘Axel F’, stay for the remarkable potted history of the internet in the early Noughties: popular-number1s.com/2025/04/25/c...
popular-number1s.com
January 19, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Three minutes for the emergency tape to kick in on @absoluteradio.bsky.social - and it’s a slightly stuttering version of Another One Bites The Dust. Arf.
January 19, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Is there anything to be said for reversing the polarity of the neutron flow? Perhaps reviewing block transfer computations at the same time?
Seems pretty obvious what the UK & EU must do. 1, we withdraw to a position of temporary security. 2, we reconfigure our two TARDISes into time cone inverters. 3, we create a stable safe zone by applying temporal inversion isometry to as much of space-time as we can isolate.
January 19, 2026 at 1:44 PM
I assume that gif was courtesy of @chinnyvision.bsky.social
January 19, 2026 at 1:42 PM
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I expect everyone but me already knew this, but just in case you didn't, I just found out that a bunch of Pangea Mac games (Bugdom 1&2, Nanosaur 1&2, Power Pete, etc) have been ported to modern Mac, Linux and Windows and are all available legally for free. Scroll down here.

github.com/jorio/Bugdom
GitHub - jorio/Bugdom: 🐛 Pangea Software's Bugdom for modern systems
🐛 Pangea Software's Bugdom for modern systems. Contribute to jorio/Bugdom development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
January 19, 2026 at 9:41 AM