dan ozzi
@danozzi.bsky.social
universally beloved author
www.danozzi.com
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it's not that i don't have time to watch an episode of snl, it's just a lot more convenient for me to watch 40 instagram clips of 2 minutes of each sketch where half the screen is cut off
January 27, 2026 at 3:23 AM
it's not that i don't have time to watch an episode of snl, it's just a lot more convenient for me to watch 40 instagram clips of 2 minutes of each sketch where half the screen is cut off
every time i post about abolishing ice i get one of those "patriot punk" dudes yelling at me in my DMs. out of morbid curiosity i click the little bandcamp link in their bio and their band is always, without fail, the most comically bad shit i've ever heard in my life.
January 26, 2026 at 10:51 PM
every time i post about abolishing ice i get one of those "patriot punk" dudes yelling at me in my DMs. out of morbid curiosity i click the little bandcamp link in their bio and their band is always, without fail, the most comically bad shit i've ever heard in my life.
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LA folks in Echo Park/Silverlake: ICE is staging at Vons on Alvarado, and have kidnapped vendors on Sunset and Alvarado and Sunset and Echo.
January 25, 2026 at 6:58 PM
LA folks in Echo Park/Silverlake: ICE is staging at Vons on Alvarado, and have kidnapped vendors on Sunset and Alvarado and Sunset and Echo.
the rightwing got everything they fantasized about for decades. a tyrannical government sending militias to take their guns and tread on them. but at the last minute they decided to turn their focus to the cracker barrel logo and super bowl halftime performers. biggest losers in human history.
January 25, 2026 at 5:46 PM
the rightwing got everything they fantasized about for decades. a tyrannical government sending militias to take their guns and tread on them. but at the last minute they decided to turn their focus to the cracker barrel logo and super bowl halftime performers. biggest losers in human history.
thinking about how every celebrity from obama to fucking hawk tuah had something to say about civility and tragedy after charlie kirk was shot. all very quiet now. interesting.
January 25, 2026 at 3:37 AM
thinking about how every celebrity from obama to fucking hawk tuah had something to say about civility and tragedy after charlie kirk was shot. all very quiet now. interesting.
i am seeing middle aged moms who normally post baking content now writing words that sound like leftover crack lyrics. this has got to be a turning point.
man the stuff i am seeing on IG from
the most normie, i don’t really talk about politics accounts suggests something different
the most normie, i don’t really talk about politics accounts suggests something different
January 25, 2026 at 2:38 AM
i am seeing middle aged moms who normally post baking content now writing words that sound like leftover crack lyrics. this has got to be a turning point.
just a reminder you can save yourself a lot of mental space by disregarding anyone eager to justify murder. if they can accept one killing, they can accept them all. there's no humanity left to appeal to. move on and focus on supporting positive change.
January 24, 2026 at 4:59 PM
just a reminder you can save yourself a lot of mental space by disregarding anyone eager to justify murder. if they can accept one killing, they can accept them all. there's no humanity left to appeal to. move on and focus on supporting positive change.
printed some more of these. still tossing them in with any orders in my store. or if you're just looking to get a few stickers hit me up.
made some stickers. throwing one in with every order in my store until they run out.
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danozzi.bigcartel.com
January 21, 2026 at 11:55 PM
printed some more of these. still tossing them in with any orders in my store. or if you're just looking to get a few stickers hit me up.
the year is 2027 and It has finally happened. when it's announced on tv, the people of america cheer so hard in unison that earth is pushed two inches off its orbit, ending global warming and the need for daylight savings. previously extinct species respawn and universal life expectancy increases.
January 21, 2026 at 3:50 PM
the year is 2027 and It has finally happened. when it's announced on tv, the people of america cheer so hard in unison that earth is pushed two inches off its orbit, ending global warming and the need for daylight savings. previously extinct species respawn and universal life expectancy increases.
was shopping for a suit online and found this. absolutely love the direction they gave the model. “yeah man pretend like you’re slapping a bass. that’s perfect. yeah real bosstones style that’s perfect man.”
January 21, 2026 at 2:50 AM
was shopping for a suit online and found this. absolutely love the direction they gave the model. “yeah man pretend like you’re slapping a bass. that’s perfect. yeah real bosstones style that’s perfect man.”
when i’m listening to the hope conspiracy at the gym
January 19, 2026 at 12:56 AM
when i’m listening to the hope conspiracy at the gym
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"On the morning of December 7, 2017, I was sitting at the Noisey desk, finishing up a hearty blogger’s breakfast (two bags of nacho cheese Doritos and one can of Red Bull) when I noticed my friend Luke O’Neil was tweeting about Weezer slightly more than usual."
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January 18, 2026 at 4:19 PM
"On the morning of December 7, 2017, I was sitting at the Noisey desk, finishing up a hearty blogger’s breakfast (two bags of nacho cheese Doritos and one can of Red Bull) when I noticed my friend Luke O’Neil was tweeting about Weezer slightly more than usual."
www.vice.com/en/article/t...
www.vice.com/en/article/t...
me and @dbanthony.bsky.social made a new episode of No Disrespect.
also, if you have punk problems, leave us a voicemail and we'll solve em in a future ep. 347-696-6679
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also, if you have punk problems, leave us a voicemail and we'll solve em in a future ep. 347-696-6679
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We Are Dilbert
Podcast Episode · No Disrespect · 01/16/2026 · 1h 3m
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January 16, 2026 at 8:51 PM
me and @dbanthony.bsky.social made a new episode of No Disrespect.
also, if you have punk problems, leave us a voicemail and we'll solve em in a future ep. 347-696-6679
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...
also, if you have punk problems, leave us a voicemail and we'll solve em in a future ep. 347-696-6679
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...
what happened to those jezebel witches that put a curse on charlie kirk we may have another job for them
January 16, 2026 at 2:03 AM
what happened to those jezebel witches that put a curse on charlie kirk we may have another job for them
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The median American here imo
January 15, 2026 at 7:25 PM
The median American here imo
rule of threes do your thing
January 13, 2026 at 4:49 PM
rule of threes do your thing
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Hahaha People Mag comes out blasting
January 13, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Hahaha People Mag comes out blasting
women will talk to their best friend on the phone for 90 minutes and then say "i'm so glad we got to catch up briefly"
January 12, 2026 at 1:27 AM
women will talk to their best friend on the phone for 90 minutes and then say "i'm so glad we got to catch up briefly"
you really can’t laugh hard enough at the videos of these dumb ice pigs tripping and eating shit. they should be shown on a loop in times square. there should be a whole category for them at the oscars.
January 11, 2026 at 11:41 PM
you really can’t laugh hard enough at the videos of these dumb ice pigs tripping and eating shit. they should be shown on a loop in times square. there should be a whole category for them at the oscars.
i've never cared what any vice president has had to say and i'm certainly not gonna start with jd vance
January 9, 2026 at 5:45 AM
i've never cared what any vice president has had to say and i'm certainly not gonna start with jd vance
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New song, video, record announcement, and tour. So proud of how this album came out. Music is the best. You can watch the video and pre order the record here! www.gladie.net
January 7, 2026 at 4:01 PM
New song, video, record announcement, and tour. So proud of how this album came out. Music is the best. You can watch the video and pre order the record here! www.gladie.net
1st ep of the year babyyyy
talkin bout beloved venues closing and other crap!
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talkin bout beloved venues closing and other crap!
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A Case of the Garfields
Podcast Episode · No Disrespect · 01/06/2026 · 57m
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January 6, 2026 at 6:53 PM
1st ep of the year babyyyy
talkin bout beloved venues closing and other crap!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...
talkin bout beloved venues closing and other crap!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...
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i decided that i need to start archiving some of my old pieces so that they have somewhere to live.
here's one i wrote about atom and his package in 2016 with an updated postscript about punishing john mulaney.
open.substack.com/pub/danozzi/...
here's one i wrote about atom and his package in 2016 with an updated postscript about punishing john mulaney.
open.substack.com/pub/danozzi/...
A Look Back at Atom and His Package, the One-Man Band That Made Punk Uncool Again
From the archives.
open.substack.com
January 2, 2026 at 4:38 PM
i decided that i need to start archiving some of my old pieces so that they have somewhere to live.
here's one i wrote about atom and his package in 2016 with an updated postscript about punishing john mulaney.
open.substack.com/pub/danozzi/...
here's one i wrote about atom and his package in 2016 with an updated postscript about punishing john mulaney.
open.substack.com/pub/danozzi/...
really hoping she gets some answers
January 4, 2026 at 6:31 PM
really hoping she gets some answers