dan ozzi
@danozzi.bsky.social
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Trying to decide on a career for when the economy crashes and we return to the ancient times. I'm leaning toward soothsayer but I'm also open to banditry
November 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Trying to decide on a career for when the economy crashes and we return to the ancient times. I'm leaning toward soothsayer but I'm also open to banditry
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Indecision - 'Unorthodox'
The album that singlehandedly got me through four years of Catholic high school.
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Indecision - 'Unorthodox'
The album that singlehandedly got me through four years of Catholic high school.
danozzi.substack.com/p/alphabetic...
Alphabetical Order: Indecision - 'Unorthodox'
The album that singlehandedly got me through four years of Catholic high school.
danozzi.substack.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
𐕣 Happy Sunday 𐕣
why does rfk sext like dracula?
November 22, 2025 at 8:29 AM
why does rfk sext like dracula?
today on the podcast we’re talking about the loser kent state gun girl going to warped tour and other stuff
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November 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
today on the podcast we’re talking about the loser kent state gun girl going to warped tour and other stuff
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sir i have bad news about who made your car
November 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
sir i have bad news about who made your car
Today I passed the 1/3 mark on this longass writing project I assigned myself for no real reason.
A through I entries below
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A through I entries below
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i’m starting a new series on ZERO CRED called Alphabetical Order where i go through my records from A to Z and write about albums that affected my life in some way.
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Alphabetical Order: My Life in Records, from A to Z
Introducing a new series.
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November 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Today I passed the 1/3 mark on this longass writing project I assigned myself for no real reason.
A through I entries below
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A through I entries below
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bill maher with one of the craziest flop jokes i've ever seen in my life
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
bill maher with one of the craziest flop jokes i've ever seen in my life
wow big night for us italian american writers with two Zs in our name
November 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
wow big night for us italian american writers with two Zs in our name
swifties waiting for pitchfork to open their comments section
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
swifties waiting for pitchfork to open their comments section
not joking when i say the i think you should leave subreddit has become my #1 news source
November 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
not joking when i say the i think you should leave subreddit has become my #1 news source
1. Jackass: The Movie
2. Jackass Number Two
3. Jackass 3D
4. Jackass Forever
2. Jackass Number Two
3. Jackass 3D
4. Jackass Forever
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
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November 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
1. Jackass: The Movie
2. Jackass Number Two
3. Jackass 3D
4. Jackass Forever
2. Jackass Number Two
3. Jackass 3D
4. Jackass Forever
i wake up in a cold sweat, haunted by memories of my years in the music blogging trenches. suddenly a headline for a feature story hits me like a grenade.
There's a Male Loneliness Epidemic? Tell That to Japandroids
There's a Male Loneliness Epidemic? Tell That to Japandroids
November 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
i wake up in a cold sweat, haunted by memories of my years in the music blogging trenches. suddenly a headline for a feature story hits me like a grenade.
There's a Male Loneliness Epidemic? Tell That to Japandroids
There's a Male Loneliness Epidemic? Tell That to Japandroids
every time i see this tweet the gunshots from nas' "ether" start playing in my head
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
every time i see this tweet the gunshots from nas' "ether" start playing in my head
this is the top user photo of my book on its amazon page. it has extremely cursed energy and i hate it so much. if you are the user who posted it ("jack") i am asking you to please remove it and free me from this monkey's curse.
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
this is the top user photo of my book on its amazon page. it has extremely cursed energy and i hate it so much. if you are the user who posted it ("jack") i am asking you to please remove it and free me from this monkey's curse.
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my weekly column is up. reminiscing about 2010s emo memories and what not.
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Modern Baseball, Ancient Memories
Some thoughts about watching the rise of Modern Baseball in the mid-2010s and other things.
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November 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
my weekly column is up. reminiscing about 2010s emo memories and what not.
subscribe to ZERO CRED:
danozzi.substack.com/p/rock-books...
subscribe to ZERO CRED:
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my weekly column is up. reminiscing about 2010s emo memories and what not.
subscribe to ZERO CRED:
danozzi.substack.com/p/rock-books...
subscribe to ZERO CRED:
danozzi.substack.com/p/rock-books...
Modern Baseball, Ancient Memories
Some thoughts about watching the rise of Modern Baseball in the mid-2010s and other things.
danozzi.substack.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
my weekly column is up. reminiscing about 2010s emo memories and what not.
subscribe to ZERO CRED:
danozzi.substack.com/p/rock-books...
subscribe to ZERO CRED:
danozzi.substack.com/p/rock-books...
made some stickers. throwing one in with every order in my store until they run out.
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November 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
made some stickers. throwing one in with every order in my store until they run out.
danozzi.bigcartel.com
danozzi.bigcartel.com
lol he's looking at this guy like a child coming to terms with death for the first time. it's the same way the girl looks at macaulay culkin in the coffin in My Girl.
RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
November 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
lol he's looking at this guy like a child coming to terms with death for the first time. it's the same way the girl looks at macaulay culkin in the coffin in My Girl.
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Lady you live in LA. I saw you at the rich people's grocery store here in the worst leather jacket I've ever seen
November 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Lady you live in LA. I saw you at the rich people's grocery store here in the worst leather jacket I've ever seen
zohran's first act as mayor should be reuniting the bodega boys
November 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
zohran's first act as mayor should be reuniting the bodega boys
all cousins are legally your aunt now
November 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
all cousins are legally your aunt now
"Add audio to your Instagram post to increase its reach"
thanks but i'd rather not annoy the fuck outta people!
thanks but i'd rather not annoy the fuck outta people!
November 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"Add audio to your Instagram post to increase its reach"
thanks but i'd rather not annoy the fuck outta people!
thanks but i'd rather not annoy the fuck outta people!
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every sunday i send a column out to my paid subscribers. it's less than $3 a month.
today i'm talking about seeing morrissey for the first time, dressing as andrew wk for halloween, and a rant about mc hammer's addams family song i needed to get off my chest.
danozzi.substack.com/p/rock-books...
today i'm talking about seeing morrissey for the first time, dressing as andrew wk for halloween, and a rant about mc hammer's addams family song i needed to get off my chest.
danozzi.substack.com/p/rock-books...
Watching a favorite band take their final bow.
My Andrew W.K. costume, seeing Morrissey for the first time, some listening recs, and more.
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November 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
every sunday i send a column out to my paid subscribers. it's less than $3 a month.
today i'm talking about seeing morrissey for the first time, dressing as andrew wk for halloween, and a rant about mc hammer's addams family song i needed to get off my chest.
danozzi.substack.com/p/rock-books...
today i'm talking about seeing morrissey for the first time, dressing as andrew wk for halloween, and a rant about mc hammer's addams family song i needed to get off my chest.
danozzi.substack.com/p/rock-books...
every sunday i send a column out to my paid subscribers. it's less than $3 a month.
today i'm talking about seeing morrissey for the first time, dressing as andrew wk for halloween, and a rant about mc hammer's addams family song i needed to get off my chest.
danozzi.substack.com/p/rock-books...
today i'm talking about seeing morrissey for the first time, dressing as andrew wk for halloween, and a rant about mc hammer's addams family song i needed to get off my chest.
danozzi.substack.com/p/rock-books...
Watching a favorite band take their final bow.
My Andrew W.K. costume, seeing Morrissey for the first time, some listening recs, and more.
danozzi.substack.com
November 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
every sunday i send a column out to my paid subscribers. it's less than $3 a month.
today i'm talking about seeing morrissey for the first time, dressing as andrew wk for halloween, and a rant about mc hammer's addams family song i needed to get off my chest.
danozzi.substack.com/p/rock-books...
today i'm talking about seeing morrissey for the first time, dressing as andrew wk for halloween, and a rant about mc hammer's addams family song i needed to get off my chest.
danozzi.substack.com/p/rock-books...