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Where are the bodies, Garth!?
@danpool13.bsky.social
X-Ray tech // Comedy enthusiast // Cleveland // Go Browns! // Let's open up this fuckin pit! 🤘🤘
My dearest YouTubeTV,

Stop being greedy cunts and let me watch football. Thanks.
November 4, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Happy NFL eve! Make sure you leave your domestic violence arrest paperwork out for Roger Goodell tonight!
September 3, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Donald Trump is the type of motherfucker that would pardon Art Modell.
January 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Never forget: The FBI killed Martin Luther King.
January 20, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I understand that inauguration day is always January 20th, but it seems like this year should have been moved an extra day. Swearing in this twat on MLK day seems wrong.
January 20, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Is Detroit TRYING to give this game away?
January 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
@rocketmortgage.bsky.social

Why the fuck is there a delivery fee on MOBILE TICKETS.

It costs you $0, you vultures.
December 26, 2024 at 8:03 PM
@monstershockey.bsky.social

Can we get some Knocked Loose over the speakers tonight?
December 19, 2024 at 2:33 AM
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“Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable” -JFK
December 9, 2024 at 9:32 PM
From now on, I will only be using Luigi any time I play a Super Mario game, and I have the option to. #TheAdjuster
December 9, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Today we’re going to learn about jury nullification!

What is jury nullification? You can legally vote not guilty on a jury for any reason you want, & cannot be compelled to give a reason why you decided to vote the way you did. I hope any readers, especially readers in New York, keep that in mind.
December 9, 2024 at 10:37 PM
And I know it feels like you're drowning these days...
And I know you question if it's too late...
And my only hope is that you choose to stay.
'Cause you're more than...
You're more than an early grave. ❤️
December 9, 2024 at 4:00 PM
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Goodbye my friends 😭 #PokemonTCGpocket #Pokemon
November 29, 2024 at 10:24 AM
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Until abortion is legal in every state, lets require men to get a mandatory vasectomy until they are proven emotionally mature, financially responsible and ready to be a father.
Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable?
November 27, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Jimmy Kimmel letting this happen on national television is fucking amazing.
Knocked Loose ft. Poppy – Suffocate
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
youtu.be
November 27, 2024 at 1:29 PM
GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS.

Knocked Loose is gonna be on Jimmy Kimmel tonight.

Go watch that shit. I guarantee it's gonna be a fuckin RIOT. 🤘🤘
November 26, 2024 at 9:06 PM
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Buddha: Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.

Me taking notes: 𝘉𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘩𝘢 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘖𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘙 𝘨𝘶𝘺
May 20, 2023 at 12:43 PM
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Lesson Number One:
November 25, 2024 at 3:40 PM
When do you guys think a good time for me to call up Bo Burnham, for him to tell me a joke, is? Before or after this nazi gets into office?
November 25, 2024 at 6:09 PM
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This 💯
November 25, 2024 at 3:05 PM