Dan R
@danrfl.bsky.social
Wrestling, solar panels, cakes, pies. Wife tells me I'm not funny, I'm starting to believe her. Technically, I am a New York Times bestselling author.
Just tuned into the Super Bowl while making tacos. What the hell is this crap?
February 9, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Just tuned into the Super Bowl while making tacos. What the hell is this crap?
I’m printing this out and hanging it in my office.
February 8, 2026 at 12:21 AM
I’m printing this out and hanging it in my office.
Share a preacher, nun, or priest
January 31, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Share a preacher, nun, or priest
Here’s the story: we were walking into Philly airport and I just happen to see Billy Gunn in my direct path. I start to say “excuse me” and without looking up he says “I AM”.
It was the first time my son had met a wrestler and it fkn soured him on watching anymore after that.
It was the first time my son had met a wrestler and it fkn soured him on watching anymore after that.
Billy Gunn can go screw himself. Was a complete and total bigtiming asshole to me and my son at an airport 15 years ago.
Wasnt asking for a photo, wasnt asking for an autograph. He was just a dickhead to me and my son.
Billy Gunn can go screw himself.
Wasnt asking for a photo, wasnt asking for an autograph. He was just a dickhead to me and my son.
Billy Gunn can go screw himself.
January 30, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Here’s the story: we were walking into Philly airport and I just happen to see Billy Gunn in my direct path. I start to say “excuse me” and without looking up he says “I AM”.
It was the first time my son had met a wrestler and it fkn soured him on watching anymore after that.
It was the first time my son had met a wrestler and it fkn soured him on watching anymore after that.
Three part story on consecutive nights about the time Bill Mercer took Jim Powers to get ice cream.
NEWS: Bari Weiss will hold an all-hands meeting to discuss the future of CBS News tomorrow, per note that just went out to employees.
January 26, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Three part story on consecutive nights about the time Bill Mercer took Jim Powers to get ice cream.
You what would have been absolutely terrifying?
So, you’re booked against The Great Muta..but instead of his normal music he comes out to Canadian Railroad Trilogy by Gordon Lightfoot.
So, you’re booked against The Great Muta..but instead of his normal music he comes out to Canadian Railroad Trilogy by Gordon Lightfoot.
January 18, 2026 at 11:40 PM
You what would have been absolutely terrifying?
So, you’re booked against The Great Muta..but instead of his normal music he comes out to Canadian Railroad Trilogy by Gordon Lightfoot.
So, you’re booked against The Great Muta..but instead of his normal music he comes out to Canadian Railroad Trilogy by Gordon Lightfoot.
Share a television show that raised you.
January 18, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Share a television show that raised you.
“On this episode of Customer Wars”
Actor Kiefer Sutherland was arrested after an altercation with a ride-share driver in the Hollywood area, NBC4 reports
Actor Kiefer Sutherland arrested in Hollywood ride-share driver altercation
Emmy winning actor Kiefer Sutherland was arrested early Monday morning after an altercation with a ride-share driver in the Hollywood area, the LAPD told NBC4 Investigates exclusively. The 59-year-old...
www.nbclosangeles.com
January 14, 2026 at 12:41 AM
“On this episode of Customer Wars”
Go Birds.
a man is standing next to a stuffed bird .
ALT: a man is standing next to a stuffed bird .
media.tenor.com
January 11, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Go Birds.
The Motörhead version of Whiplash is better than Metallica’s.
There, I said it.
There, I said it.
January 8, 2026 at 5:00 PM
The Motörhead version of Whiplash is better than Metallica’s.
There, I said it.
There, I said it.
Couldn’t the studio have just given them to her?
In 1995, Sandra Bullock was the first person ever to buy movie theater tickets online, in promotion for her new film THE NET.
January 3, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Couldn’t the studio have just given them to her?
“Do you find something comical about my appearance while I am driving my automobile?”
January 2, 2026 at 4:12 PM
“Do you find something comical about my appearance while I am driving my automobile?”
The people complaining about certain aspects of the Stranger Things finale would have never been able to handle what happened to Col Blake on MASH.
January 1, 2026 at 11:05 PM
The people complaining about certain aspects of the Stranger Things finale would have never been able to handle what happened to Col Blake on MASH.
Merry Christmas from General Skandor Akbar!
December 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Merry Christmas from General Skandor Akbar!
Friends, it's that time of year...Happy Holidays from General Skandor Akbar!
December 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Friends, it's that time of year...Happy Holidays from General Skandor Akbar!
One of these men is the singer from Toto, the other is wrestling legend Manny Fernandez.
If defy any of you to correctly guess which one is which.
If defy any of you to correctly guess which one is which.
December 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
One of these men is the singer from Toto, the other is wrestling legend Manny Fernandez.
If defy any of you to correctly guess which one is which.
If defy any of you to correctly guess which one is which.
If you see this, reply with your worst Christmas gift.
One year, my hoarder grandmother gave me a bottle of Listerine. A glass bottle of Listerine.
It was 2007.
One year, my hoarder grandmother gave me a bottle of Listerine. A glass bottle of Listerine.
It was 2007.
December 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
If you see this, reply with your worst Christmas gift.
One year, my hoarder grandmother gave me a bottle of Listerine. A glass bottle of Listerine.
It was 2007.
One year, my hoarder grandmother gave me a bottle of Listerine. A glass bottle of Listerine.
It was 2007.
About to be like a Renaissance Festival up in here…
November 30, 2024 at 12:51 AM
About to be like a Renaissance Festival up in here…
“I’M STAN HANSEN AND WELCOME TO JACKASS!”
November 29, 2024 at 6:30 PM
“I’M STAN HANSEN AND WELCOME TO JACKASS!”
This also makes me wish that Danhausen would record something on the grounds of Bronner’s Christmas Wonderland in Frankenmuth, Michigan.
November 29, 2024 at 6:21 PM
This also makes me wish that Danhausen would record something on the grounds of Bronner’s Christmas Wonderland in Frankenmuth, Michigan.
It’s that time of year folks. Happy Holidays from General Skandor Akbar!
November 28, 2024 at 10:23 PM
It’s that time of year folks. Happy Holidays from General Skandor Akbar!
When I’m an old man, I’m telling my grandchildren this was Jimmy Garvin and Precious.
November 28, 2024 at 1:35 AM
When I’m an old man, I’m telling my grandchildren this was Jimmy Garvin and Precious.
When I’m an old man, I’m gonna tell my grandchildren that this was Jackie Martling and Artie Lange.
November 28, 2024 at 1:28 AM
When I’m an old man, I’m gonna tell my grandchildren that this was Jackie Martling and Artie Lange.