Dan R
@danrfl.bsky.social
Wrestling, solar panels, cakes, pies. Wife tells me I'm not funny, I'm starting to believe her. Technically, I am a New York Times bestselling author.
Now the glare on the field from his giant teeth are gonna affect the field goals as much as the wind.
January 11, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Now the glare on the field from his giant teeth are gonna affect the field goals as much as the wind.
Hold on….apple pie sandwich cookies?
My god. What a world we live in.
My god. What a world we live in.
January 11, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Hold on….apple pie sandwich cookies?
My god. What a world we live in.
My god. What a world we live in.
THE MAN WITH THE TERRIBLE SMELL!
January 10, 2026 at 8:25 PM
THE MAN WITH THE TERRIBLE SMELL!
“I WAS IN THE GULF OF TONKIN MONSOON!”
January 9, 2026 at 12:20 AM
“I WAS IN THE GULF OF TONKIN MONSOON!”
He looks like this guy we knew back in Oscoda, Michigan we called Downtown Freddy who would ride his bike through town and stop at every garbage can he saw to check it for soda cans.
January 8, 2026 at 11:46 PM
He looks like this guy we knew back in Oscoda, Michigan we called Downtown Freddy who would ride his bike through town and stop at every garbage can he saw to check it for soda cans.
It’s actually supposed to be one of those LifeStraw type things that can make just about any water you come across safe and drinkable.
Not that brand, but I have a couple for my storm prep.
That being said, take the water out of the toilet first. Looks like he’s drinking poo.
Not that brand, but I have a couple for my storm prep.
That being said, take the water out of the toilet first. Looks like he’s drinking poo.
January 8, 2026 at 4:13 PM
It’s actually supposed to be one of those LifeStraw type things that can make just about any water you come across safe and drinkable.
Not that brand, but I have a couple for my storm prep.
That being said, take the water out of the toilet first. Looks like he’s drinking poo.
Not that brand, but I have a couple for my storm prep.
That being said, take the water out of the toilet first. Looks like he’s drinking poo.
My personal fav is the Dracula episode.
January 7, 2026 at 11:55 PM
My personal fav is the Dracula episode.
It might be a perfect television show.
January 7, 2026 at 11:50 PM
It might be a perfect television show.
I grew up in Oscoda, Michigan. The words “Lions Win” have puzzled me my entire life.
January 5, 2026 at 12:21 AM
I grew up in Oscoda, Michigan. The words “Lions Win” have puzzled me my entire life.
You should call a friend on a rotary phone and then write another one a letter in cursive to celebrate!
January 4, 2026 at 5:26 PM
You should call a friend on a rotary phone and then write another one a letter in cursive to celebrate!
I live in suburban Tampa, and you’re not that far off…
January 3, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I live in suburban Tampa, and you’re not that far off…
And by the way, are we writing the Mayflower Compact in 2026 that we need to have cursive lessons like were the guy on the box of oatmeal?
January 3, 2026 at 12:45 AM
And by the way, are we writing the Mayflower Compact in 2026 that we need to have cursive lessons like were the guy on the box of oatmeal?
WHERE IS YOUR PROTRACTOR YOUNG MAN!
January 2, 2026 at 5:31 PM
WHERE IS YOUR PROTRACTOR YOUNG MAN!
I personally wanted to see the fight with Apollo and the guy that moved to California and gained fifty pounds.
January 1, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I personally wanted to see the fight with Apollo and the guy that moved to California and gained fifty pounds.
Bobby Fish assisted with the delivery.
January 1, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Bobby Fish assisted with the delivery.
Fun fact, when I was at my A School when I was in the navy I used to make ramen noodles regularly with a coffee pot cause it was too far a walk to the chow hall.
December 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Fun fact, when I was at my A School when I was in the navy I used to make ramen noodles regularly with a coffee pot cause it was too far a walk to the chow hall.
I could picture Bob Ross painting that.
December 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I could picture Bob Ross painting that.
I grew up in nearby Oscoda, passed these thousands of times.
December 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I grew up in nearby Oscoda, passed these thousands of times.