Dan R
@danrfl.bsky.social
Wrestling, solar panels, cakes, pies. Wife tells me I'm not funny, I'm starting to believe her. Technically, I am a New York Times bestselling author.
And by the way, are we writing the Mayflower Compact in 2026 that we need to have cursive lessons like were the guy on the box of oatmeal?
January 3, 2026 at 12:45 AM
And by the way, are we writing the Mayflower Compact in 2026 that we need to have cursive lessons like were the guy on the box of oatmeal?
WHERE IS YOUR PROTRACTOR YOUNG MAN!
January 2, 2026 at 5:31 PM
WHERE IS YOUR PROTRACTOR YOUNG MAN!
I personally wanted to see the fight with Apollo and the guy that moved to California and gained fifty pounds.
January 1, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I personally wanted to see the fight with Apollo and the guy that moved to California and gained fifty pounds.
Bobby Fish assisted with the delivery.
January 1, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Bobby Fish assisted with the delivery.
Fun fact, when I was at my A School when I was in the navy I used to make ramen noodles regularly with a coffee pot cause it was too far a walk to the chow hall.
December 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Fun fact, when I was at my A School when I was in the navy I used to make ramen noodles regularly with a coffee pot cause it was too far a walk to the chow hall.
I could picture Bob Ross painting that.
December 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I could picture Bob Ross painting that.
I grew up in nearby Oscoda, passed these thousands of times.
December 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I grew up in nearby Oscoda, passed these thousands of times.
I mean, Elvis’ character in Change of Habit treated a child with autism for crying out loud!
December 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I mean, Elvis’ character in Change of Habit treated a child with autism for crying out loud!
I once had a full on drunken vision of Dick Murdoch, like he was Mickey in Rocky V, where he gave me life advice.
December 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I once had a full on drunken vision of Dick Murdoch, like he was Mickey in Rocky V, where he gave me life advice.
“See, even Sausage Claus leaves presents for the dogs!”
December 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
“See, even Sausage Claus leaves presents for the dogs!”
“Ohhh shit, someone chopped Big Mama up into little pieces”
December 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
“Ohhh shit, someone chopped Big Mama up into little pieces”
I watched the Jake Paul fight this morning and was straight up giggling throughout the whole thing.
December 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I watched the Jake Paul fight this morning and was straight up giggling throughout the whole thing.
Wait, where was this one shown?
December 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Wait, where was this one shown?
You’re a good person, and deserve every good thing that happens to you.
November 30, 2024 at 12:57 AM
You’re a good person, and deserve every good thing that happens to you.