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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller

@danstabb.com

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Ambassador of "Yes, and" who does the voice acting thing, the improv thing, and the wrestling thing (a/k/a Carlton P. Hightower) www.danstabb.com

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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 14h

This feels condescending.

Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 2d

So hear me out...

Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 2d

75-game Wordle streak is over...

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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 2d

Not digging Apple’s new “I Judge The Way You Sleep” feature…

Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 3d

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, once movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand:

- I know it’s a condiment, but mayonnaise is the most disgusting stuff on earth

- Batman vs. Superman. Crushed my comic geek soul.

- Rock the Casbah

Matt's In the Belfry 🦇👹🎃 @casarino.bsky.social · 3d

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, once movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand:

* Mushrooms. (Uh, the eatin' kind.) Can't do it. Every bite gives me the willies

* Don't Look Up. Awful allegory made with snide misanthropy

* "The Joker" by Steve Miller

M. Belanger @sethanikeem.bsky.social · 3d

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, & one song you can’t stand:

- Cucumber anything. However you think it tastes, that is not how it tastes to me
- Farewell, My Concubine (Beautiful. Brutal. Once was enough)
- Collective Soul, “December”

Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 3d

Pfft. “New?”

Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 4d

Don’t you dare judge me.

Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 6d

It's a trap!

Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 9d

Are Peabo Bryson fans called Peabodies?

Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 9d

Fifteen years ago, my hope for a brighter future died.

Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 11d

This season's Peacemaker, man...

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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 12d

Now if you’ll excuse me…I have to talk to my new friend on WhatsApp. She’s just waiting for my bank info.

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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 12d

She just kept the same email when she got married. Duh.

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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 12d

Did all the voiceover scammers get together and agree upon The Ashwood Curse as the project-of-choice? Is there a convention every year? Asking for a friend.

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Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 13d

Narrator: “His first name was Baldguy.”

Dan Stabb - Voiceover Artist | Improviser | Storyteller @danstabb.com · 13d

I’m stuck on what to write after “Dear Mr. Last Name.” Or is that too formal? Just go with “Hi First Name?” I don’t want to blow this opportunity to work with Heidrick and Struggles!