Raven Alexander
dardrian.bsky.social
Raven Alexander
@dardrian.bsky.social
masc and cheese
he/they
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snakes leave behind whole skins. all manner of flying creatures, not just butterflies, do them one better, whole new selves from wriggling worms. rocks into gems. mystics die to the flesh to be reborn in the spirit. rebirth is the rule, not the stray exception, if we can grasp it
December 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I aggravated my carpal tunnel baking for christmas and now I'm really paying for it.
December 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Happy holidays from your furiends at the zoo ✨

Thanks to Keeper Megan and Keeper Ali for the holiday pics!
December 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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if I haven't been fucking around, then why do I keep finding out
October 1, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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A shutdown is when the government takes a vacation from doing nothing.
September 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I am so fucking tired. Heidi won't stop barking unless I am touching her.
July 12, 2025 at 1:01 PM
god i need an undercut so bad, if only I could find my clippers
July 11, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I realized that I hadn't posted anything in a while, so here's some minor updates: my dog Heidi is alive but disabled (she can no longer stand unassisted); I turned 37 on the first; and my fourth T shot is tomorrow (I haven't noticed any changes but it's too early really)
July 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Apparently I have a fairly rare DVD set still in the original packaging. I found a copy on eBay listed for around $100 USD.
June 17, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I'm too good at putting things away somewhere safe. I bought a card for my dad ages ago and now I can't find it.
June 15, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Heidi ate an entire can of dog food! She's still resting a lot and doing a lot of barking, but at least she ate something.
June 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
My T is here! And it's classy AF. I was going to make a fancy kit but it came in this nice box with a magnetic closure.
June 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Heidi seems to be doing a little better today, she drank a good amount of water and went outside to use the bathroom. Still not interested in food.
June 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I am very tired it's 3 AM and I only got 4 1/2 hours of sleep yesterday, but I don't want to sleep because I don't want to leave Heidi alone.
June 13, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Pretty sure my dog's dying
June 13, 2025 at 3:26 AM
If my package arrives as scheduled, I will do my first t shot Friday! Which is also Friday the 13th, which pleases the goth buried deep within me greatly.
June 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I need a bedroom door I can open and close from bed, because the dog wants in, the dog wants out, and I want to not get up
June 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I just made an appointment for HRT, because if not now, then when?
June 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
A week and a half ago I somehow managed to stab my finger with my glasses earpiece. It's been sore since then, but today it looks infected. Trying fish antibiotics for the first time since it's a lot cheaper than a clinic.
May 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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new gender neutral greeting just dropped
May 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Hanging out with my aunts and one of them is telling me these stories about her past, and she thinks they're funny but I think they're horrifying.
May 8, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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I got that dawg in me. It's Scooby-Doo. He's terrified. Please let him go home and eat sandwiches.
May 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
So refreshing to hear my 14 year old nephew joking about having boyfriends and no one batting an eye.
April 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Freshly washed and line dried sheets are so nice
April 18, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Just realized that I got a solid six hours of sleep last night. No 4 am dog break. Which I guess explains why I didn't have any exhaustion today, unlike almost every other day.
April 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM